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generaldamneron-deactivated2020

*slides Josh Ramsay 5 bucks* please sir let me hear Masterpiece Theatre III live just once

pearlsasinger-deactivated202602

Im a yellow rubber chicken and god is a 19 year old viner throwing me off of buildings and beating me with unusual objects to make me scream for the enjoyment of his followers. send post.

fairycosmos

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule

#why is this me?

romanticsugestion

Every time I see your face I wanna cover it in soft kisses and smother you with all of the warmest hugs in the world

brobeckology

only the lonely survive - marianas trench

#mariana trench

hotboyproblems

same energy

draws-memes

magnusbeatle

This is the wholesome content i need always

somecutething

firstmetme

i knew you when, i, i knew you when

#marianas trench

lazykido

*puts on cool socks* Ok ready to go

thecutestofthecute

positivedoodles

[5-panel comic in which a cat is talking in every panel. Panel 1: The cat says “You’re cute!” Panel 2: The cat says “You’re caring!” Panel 3: The cat says “You’re a cat!” Panel 4: The cat says “No, wait! I’m a cat.” Panel 5: The cat says “I’m a cat and I think you’re really great.”]

kuntsuragi

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

juniorjewel

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

heejinpilled

reblog if ur in bed

drunp-archive-deactivated201711

doctorbeth

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess. Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday. He is always called Pooh Bear. He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray. He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own! His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

theawesomeadventurer

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

ezramillersstuff

#ezra miller

choschang

what i say: i’m fine

what i mean: gordan ramsay is such an honestly, genuinely good man. people give him shit for being abrasive and rude but that’s THE DEFINITION of tough love because he does it all from his desire to improve the lives of others! he doesn’t have to go into thousands of restaurants to fix the messes they made but he does and he doesn’t give up on them because he’s that patient, kindhearted, and ambitious. he makes a true difference both for the food and for the people working at the restaurants, running through struggling businesses and waving his wand of compassion and food magic. some of these restaurant owners are entirely financially dependent on their restaurants and would be nothing without them, and gordon knows how important it is that he helps them turn things around. he’s one of the few celebrities who’s down-to-earth enough to recognize and reward commendable traits such as hard work, motivation, leadership, drive, and determination. he’s much more than just a fantastic chef or a multi-millionaire, he’s someone who utilizes his skill set to help others in need and truly makes a positive impact on the world. in this essay i will

#gordon ramsay #i fucking love him