Mary Inkay Cosmetics

#1 Direct Selling Makeup Company in Several Regions || PKMN IRL blog, Don't actually buy from Mary Kay

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

Hey Boss Babes <3

Hey, Boss Babes 😍😍😍 It's me, Glynda Glytters ✨✨✨, the social media 📳📳📳 coordinator (and Contest 🏅🏅🏅 Coordinator) for Mary Inkay Cosmetics!!!!! 💄🥰💅

FAQ (Frequent Asked Queries!)

How can I sign up to sell Mary Inkay Cosmetics?

You can sign up at www.maryinkaycosmetics.poke/sellers/Glynda-Glitters/starter-kit

Isn't this a pyramid scheme?

Pyramid Schemes are illegal, hun 💅💅💅

Your products gave me a rash!

Um, no it didn't, sweetie, our products are pure and natural! You probably just don't know how to put on makeup! 💅💅💅

Where are your products’ ingredients listed?

Nowhere, silly! What, you think we're going to let someone steal our formula? 😤😤🤨

How many kids do you have?

As a #boymom, I have three boys! Jaxen, Jaxon, and Jaxyn!

How much money do you make?

#sixfigures #retiringmyhusband #andnotwithachainsaw #unlesshedisobeys ✨✨✨✨✨✨

OOC Under the Cut

Ooc: Hiya, it's Xander again, back with another pkmn irl blog, this one's a fake MLM. Don't actually join a multi level marketing company, they're all scams lol. 

Since this a fake company page, Pelipper Mail is off, Magic Anons are off, but please please please send hate anons. Glynda is the cattiest mother of three who's ever existed. She wants to FIGHT. Please please please let her fight! 

[gumy-shark]

hey g- [was about to say “girlboss” reflexively but then realizes you’re transgender and i don’t wanna misgender you]boyboss- [remembers the patriarchy] boss- [remembers i hate capitalism] king- [remembers i hate the monarchy] friend. how’s it going?

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

The second thing on your pinned post being 'Is this a pyramind scheme?' is not something that a regular business would have me thinks

of course 😳 were not 🙅 a reugular 😬 business! were awesome!!! 👁️👄👁️

#bossbabe #girlboss #workfromhome #buildyourempire #haveyourhusbandhelpyoufindemojis

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

diversity win! the annoying-ass mary inkay hawker on my timeline is a trans ally!

of course! i love trains! 🚝🚝🚝❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🚝🚝🚝🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵🚝🚝🚝

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

what does/did your husband do for work? i'm sure he's enjoying his. uh, early retirement?

my husband 💍is a lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 who loves ❤️ sculpting 🛠️ and doesnt need to work ⛓️‍💥 in a mine ⛏️

#bossbabe #girlboss #workfromhome #buildyourempire #letyourhusbanddoherhobbies

[feraligatrfangs]

i am once again asking everyone to stoooooppppp gifting pokemon.

i think this is the worst year i've been here.

in addition to the overflowing luvdisc tank, the roselia variants taking over prof. elm's lab, and an entire cheer squad's worth of plusle & minun, someone had the bright idea to import a bunch of the ladylike-looking pokemon to advertise cheapo cosmetics. and guess where they ended up after the customers started getting rashes?

heeeeere. we've been absolutely overtaken by miserable cast-offs with much better motor skills than we're used to handling. long story short, a full-grown tsareena broke one of the managers' ribs, and now half the staff is on containing just her without getting hurt themselves. judging by the screaming, it's not going well.

a gothorita and a kirlia are giving each other existential crises at the nature of capitalism, and brainblast and i are not equipped to help them through it, but we're the only ones available because, again, OVERRUN!

Let it be known that I am scared.

brainblast is scared and so am i!

also, the dollivs and lilligants have made a complete mess of our fertilizer stores, but since they're only burrowing to try to calm themselves down and aren't actively trying to kill anyone, they're muuuuuch lower priorities.

Really, they're helping the other grass-types calm down, so I would say let them be.

Also, no, you canNOT explode the makeup lady just because she abandoned you, Kirlia you would NOT do well in prison!

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

if only she had used 👉 Mary Inkay Cosmetics 💅💄💎💍 and no one 🙅 qould have gotten 🤝 a rash 👁️👄👁️

[goldenrodgal]

are you using my child's post about pokemon welfare to sell even worse makeup?

shame on you.

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

shame 😳 is a fake 👀 emotion 🤹 made to shame 😳 people 🙋💁🤷 from doing 🔨 what they need ⛓️‍💥 to do 🔨🔨🔨 👁️👄👄

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

are your sons' names pronounced differently, or do all three answer to the same sound?

they are OBVIOUSLY 👁️👄👁️ pronounced entirely dofferent! 👶👶👶👶

#boymom #girlboss #bossbabe #whichnamesaremypokemonandwhichare #mykids #buildyourempire

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

This is why I buy YOUr rash inducing products, you'd never use live pokémon as a publicity stunt

pokemon 🦄🐻🐶🐱🦎 are perfect 🎉🎉🎉 and dont 🙅 need makeup 👁️👄👁️

#arcblessed #boymom #retireyourhusband #buildyourempore

[feraligatrfangs]

i am once again asking everyone to stoooooppppp gifting pokemon.

i think this is the worst year i've been here.

in addition to the overflowing luvdisc tank, the roselia variants taking over prof. elm's lab, and an entire cheer squad's worth of plusle & minun, someone had the bright idea to import a bunch of the ladylike-looking pokemon to advertise cheapo cosmetics. and guess where they ended up after the customers started getting rashes?

heeeeere. we've been absolutely overtaken by miserable cast-offs with much better motor skills than we're used to handling. long story short, a full-grown tsareena broke one of the managers' ribs, and now half the staff is on containing just her without getting hurt themselves. judging by the screaming, it's not going well.

a gothorita and a kirlia are giving each other existential crises at the nature of capitalism, and brainblast and i are not equipped to help them through it, but we're the only ones available because, again, OVERRUN!

Let it be known that I am scared.

brainblast is scared and so am i!

also, the dollivs and lilligants have made a complete mess of our fertilizer stores, but since they're only burrowing to try to calm themselves down and aren't actively trying to kill anyone, they're muuuuuch lower priorities.

Really, they're helping the other grass-types calm down, so I would say let them be.

Also, no, you canNOT explode the makeup lady just because she abandoned you, Kirlia you would NOT do well in prison!

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

if only she had used 👉 Mary Inkay Cosmetics 💅💄💎💍 and no one 🙅 qould have gotten 🤝 a rash 👁️👄👁️

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

TRAINS PRIDE WOOO

🚝🚝🚝🚝🚝🚝🚝🚝🚝

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

Your products made me infertile and gave me iridocyclitis.

Now your eyes 👁️👄👁️ are open 💡 the the beauty ✨✨✨ of Mark Inlay Cosmetics!!!

[wizardshark]

Huh?? Transgender?? No no. I'm TRAMSgender. I'm a train. You know, choo choo??

[train-anon]

...Uh. Hello! She/him pronouns, call me Train Anon please, I am very real about internet safety but... Im currently in a... bit of a pickle.

Let me explain my problem...I took a train, the Nippon train, it connects Kanto, Johto, Sinnoh and Hoenn... but I quickly realized I am alone in this train, theres no driver, and no other people in any of the wagons. Its just me and my pokemon...

I can't really recognize where in Kanjoh I am... it changes every day, and its really rainy and cloudy.

Please help.

Ah! I guess you would want to know my pokemon too...

I currently only own an alolan and kantonian raichu and a castform...

What else...? Pelipper mail is on I guess... Oh! Please no hate, I only want to get out of the train somewhere...

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

trains person???? 👁️👄👁️

[unovan-ghost-bar]

//Reblog if you're ok with this goofy ass business to just straight-up advertise in your inbox. Like unashamedly.

[rotomblr-askgames]

Silence Brand Hyperbeam Reaction Images

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

How about no 👁️👄👁️

#bossbabe #girlboss #workfromhome #buildyourempire #neversilenceyourbrand

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

hey ganggang I read your pinned post fuck they mean with rashes? non listed ingredients?? why are your kids all named Jax???

concerns, ~ @makeup-anon

Because Jax 👶👶👶 is an amazing ✨✨✨ name 🥰🥰🥰

#boymom #girlboss #workfromhome #retireyourstupidquestions #buildyourempire

[makeup-anon]

hey buddy.

you didn't answer the first two

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

I answered 📃 about all 3 3️⃣ kids 👶👶👶 learn 🤓 to read 👁️👄👁️

#girlboss #bossbabe #boymom #mykidsaresmarterthanyou

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

hey ganggang I read your pinned post fuck they mean with rashes? non listed ingredients?? why are your kids all named Jax???

concerns, ~ @makeup-anon

Because Jax 👶👶👶 is an amazing ✨✨✨ name 🥰🥰🥰

#boymom #girlboss #workfromhome #retireyourstupidquestions #buildyourempire