Mary Watson

A woman of specific skills. Rather specific skills. Wife skills. Mum skills. Cat petting skills. Those sorts of things. I also have a few guns and grenades. That's perfectly normal.

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sebastian-moran-uk replied to your photoset: ATM Hardballer Longslide Name: Cynthia The...

Going off the rails, old darling? Come on by, we have scones.

How can one say no to scones? I mean, I’m not entirely without reason. (And I’m not old. Don’t want you to get confused with your own age climbing up there, old man.) x

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sherlockholmes-uk replied to your photo: The cleaners have at it with the gum I leave in my…

I have better things to do, but why bother with them when I can bother you? Big brother is watching, Jim.

Oooooh. Does he watch me in the shower? Do youuuu?

[sebastian-moran-uk]

Yes, does he?

Asking for a friend who also showers in said shower.

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[moriarty-uk]

Good thing. 

Neither of the Holmes boys would know what to do with all of this.

Isn’t that right, Sebastian?  x

[sebastian-moran-uk]

They couldn’t handle a ten minute conversation with you, let alone more than that.

Not unless they wanted to see the business end of a hit. I mean, hypothetically speaking. Murdering them and all - all hypothetical. Murder. Hypothetical.

[mary-watson-uk]

Right, all hypothetical. 

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ATM Hardballer Longslide

Name: Cynthia

The longer barrel and slide helps with accuracy since your sight radius is increased but it can be front heavy. She’s got a good kick for a 45, but I love her.

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Do you miss your old life?

Quite often. I’ve never been good at the straight and narrow, if I’m being honest. I love being a mum, but it’s not all I am. And while I’m glad to help Sherlock and John with their adventures, they are their adventures and I’ve got to have my own. 

But as safe as possible. I’ve left a life behind for a reason, and I want nothing more than the happiness and safety of my family. 

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Are you still friends with janine?

To be fair, it’s more if she’s still friends with me. And thankfully, we’ve come to an understanding. I did truly enjoy her company, she’s a lovely girl. We’re not as close as we were once, after the betrayal and all that … but we still check in and gossip now and again. She’s been dating a man for a few years and I expect they’ll make the plunge any year now!

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Been on any interesting cases with Sherlock and John lately? Give Rosie hugs for me! xo

I’ll give her oodles of hugs from you, dollface. As far as cases, Sherlock has one coming up that he’s taking John on. It’s to do with an illness that someone has that seems otherwise straightforward -- though that’s never always the case, is it? So they’re going to be checking into it. I’ll keep you posted! <3

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moriarty-uk replied to your post: How is the baby? Is she getting big??

Finally, someone that knows less about sports than me. x

I know how to cook a holiday ham. And isn’t that what matters most? I’d like to think so. ;)

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How is the baby? Is she getting big??

She’s doing well! It’s the strangest thing. The more we feed her, the bigger she gets. Pretty soon she’ll be larger than John (not that it’s much of a feat) and playing basketball dunks all over the pitch. Or field. Or court. Whatever that one’s called, I don’t follow basketballs much. 

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Where is John?

John is somewhere around Mars right now, I suspect. He left to outer space last night around 2030h, with a bag packed full of sweets to share. The other lads should be joining him soon enough, but he’s braved it first and foremost to make sure space is a place where they can all get on well.

Or he’s in the living room, stones deep in his paper. You decide! ;)

[sebastian-moran-uk]

What's it like working for Jim?

Who says I worked for Jim?

Certainly, without admitting anything explicitly, I can say that if I worked for someone like Jim Moriarty that I’d never have a dull day in my life. That there would, in theory, be a lot of understanding, strife and respect. And certainly, keeping time with a dangerous man makes you equally as dangerous. (All in speculation, of course.) 

[moriarty-uk]

Bravo, Sebastian. Very convincing!

You should win a BAFTA. 

[sebastian-moran-uk]

I concur. I should win all the awards for doing what I’ve done in my lifetime. The Sebastian Moran Dangerous Man Lifetime Achievement Award.

[moriarty-uk]

The annual winner of the “Looks Best in a Suit” category.

It’s disgusting.

[mary-watson-uk]

SO disgusting. BARF.

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How is John?

He’s doing very well, thank you for asking, anon. He’s been working at the surgery, but we’re looking to possibly take a small family holiday. It’s not always fun to take holidays with a toddler who thinks she’s the boss of the bloody universe, but families have been doing it for ages so maybe there’s something to it. 

We’re very happy. We’re nearly done working at 221C Baker Street and I hope that we will be moving in the spring. With a spare room now, we might be able to have an office instead of a nursery. Time will tell!

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“What’s that you’re drawing?”

Daddy.

“Oh is it? Is he wearing a funny mustache?”

Noooo...

“That’s right, we like our daddies without funny mustaches, huh?”

Yep!

“Especially Sherlock. He doesn’t like when daddy gets a funny mustache, does he?”

No! Don’t like it!

Well. At least we all agree on something, don’t we? ;) I think it’s an exceptional likeness otherwise, wouldn’t you? Very John Watson. 

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Sometimes I typo my maiden name.

Mary Morstab. More stab. Brilliant.

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Sometimes he comes home from work and I’m coming at him without my trousers and a camera and he just has this look of utter and complete adoration. (read: confusion) 

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What a lovely fruit arrangement, small spawnling. It’s a butterfly - and I can see the resemblance. Now eat a banana before it turns into bread. 

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What a bunch of assholes. <3