MARY|ELIZABETH

rubyist. adult goth. fun witch. space purist. part-time yogi. extreme sports enthusiast. lingerie collector. knicks fan. bagel connoisseur. equal opportunity hater. twitter: @marycutrali || instagram:@maryelizbeth || tagged: selfie central (pics of me, duh)

[mrbulian]

me: *gets really sad and has an emotional breakdown*

me, ten minutes later: lmao that was so fuckin lame

[darrellio]

story of my life

[auspaws]

[wastedwatercolours]

[derekeads]

Illustration by Derek Eads

[grayskymorning]

[evilrashida]

[davidrollyn]

[home-dsign]

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

it’s 15 days into march how last minute do you think this was 

[tsunderrated]

Gotta be honest I genuinely think it took staff 15 days to figure out how to code it

[maryelizbeth]

5 days to code it, 3 days for a PM to approve it, 3 days to go through QA, another day in final code review, another day in final QA -- deployed to prod on day 15 -- first day of the new sprint.

[mattblease]

[maryelizbeth]

Lil prickly bb from @louisbrengard because what is self control 🌵😍 (at Williamsburg NYC)

[maryelizbeth]

when you hit @louisbrengard up for something "mystical & chill" ⭐️🌙🔮🌙⭐️ (at Williamsburg NYC)

[mikhailovnaa-deactivated2020080]

[nihilisa-frank]

[thesetupwizard]

With Age Comes Wisdom

How is it that the first person in this school I’ve successfully been able to explain network bandwidth to is the 500 year old partially decapitated ghost?

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

why white ppl rather say racial slurs than say voldemort

[maryelizbeth]

pope: you can't get a divorce I won't allow it

henry viii: new church who dis