Hope, joy and other cravings

introduction: i'm trying. i really am. contents: animation, science, cars, art, bums, politics, etc. conclusion: Delusions of grandeur keep me motivated while humanity reinforces my lack of usefulness. sources: resident PDXual

[landsccape]

[saschaisking]

It's my 16 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[godnightmare]

[childmagazine]

[last-picture-show]

Gyoshu Hayami (1894 - 1945), Japanese Cherry Blossoms

[sandmandaddy69]

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[decomposedmaw]

Ko-fi | twitter

[guerrillatech]

[roarrzilla]

[visceribal]

Died. Now you are made of salt.

[spiderqueenpc]

you’re a contractor looking at some dredged up junk

[the-parable-daily]

Pissed off British guy bosses around a mute guy and makes him go through hell

[gaia-is-here-now]

go put your fist through a fucking log

[shiningnightstars]

youre a dumbass who keeps dying from the stupidest shit ever

[silviaflowers]

You fall in a hole and act as therapist for some creatures so hard you make them touch grass

[axolotl-detector]

You drive around in a vehicle approximately 30-90 years old

[rat-detector]

You yell at lizards in the rural country.

[oddpossumcreature]

Kidnapping natives and forcing them to help you colonize

[nervoustoastthing]

You run through hell to kill your father.

[jester-writing]

It’s hard to decode a code. partially cause of the killer

[asperanna]

You fly till you die

[luminologism]

throw a ball at wild animals

[atlasas45]

Killing your arch nemesis after sleeping for years

[acis-arts]

Start the game by dying and then get forced to kill the siblings of some guy

[insanity-eater]

Trying to get off this fucking boat and some lady wants you dead

[tobeconsumed]

i mean

[sugoiney-weaver]

Every single entry in the core series follows the same story. The developers have released this storyline at least 20 times.

[saschaisking]

You're in a simulation universe and the computer running it will shut down in 16 minutes

[decomposedmaw]

[kldpxl]

Midnight Rain

[trucoopfields]

this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton

(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)

FULL VIDEO

[honkyycat]

you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this

[fuckablogname]

THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!

[twilitleviathan]

My childhood has pretty much been wiped off the face of the planet :(

[thatbitchsimone]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

{Cero Umano}, photograph by Gorche

[spi-ltmilk]