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Mary.26.NewEngland

[jealously-deactivated20170927]

[classichorrorblog]

[vintage-halloween]

[chessys]

feel free to fall in love w me im just chilling

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[puppiestotherescue]

[peggyxbundy-deactivated20180612]

[goldensilverdisneyarchive]

[onlytwitterpics]

[bey]

I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty.

[rcvigtsetfy-deactivated20180204]

I just want to cuddle in our underwear and watch bobs burgers with you

[marykxoxoo]

All I want in life

[erika-and-a-flag]

no one’s kissing me and that’s a problem

[katebush]

Late night, come home

Art by: @midwestweirdkids

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[marykxoxoo]

Day off shenans ☀️⚰💙 #bullmoose #stonecold annnnnd it's #nationalmargaritaday 🍹🍹🍹

[tinas-burger]

[marykxoxoo]

Taker needs some friends 💜 #funko