isn't she lucky?

mary-kate detamble. your useless stoner gf, guardian to the giant ass panda, mediocre guitar player, puts too much stock in co-star. oh! and i’m a gemini.

[sapphiremccnlight]

everyone say hello luke patterson

[shootallthebluejays]

@heyelena: happy birthday to my all time favourite icon!!!! yes i baked him a cake again. of course i did. it’s the most important celebration of the year.

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: @heyelena THIS is why elodie is so obsessed with you and i get it xxxx

[marymarykatekate]

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[shootallthebluejays]

@heyelena: for real sad or jokey sad? my tummy did an uncomfortable flippy thing!

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: started as a joke but now she and lando are fighting in dms again 🙃

[marymarykatekate]

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[land0kn1ght]

@land000: wait you got her to answer ur texts?? damnnnn what’s your secret bro

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: weed and huge boobs ☺️✨

[marymarykatekate]

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[gamesgamesglenn]

@glenn.r: omfg is there drama i love drama

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: noooooo 🙄

@marymarykatekate: okay yes. keeley and théo broke up but nobody knows why but keeley is mad at elodie and théo and lando and lando is mad at elodie and i think maybe elodie is mad at lando but no one is mad at me so that’s cool

[gamesgamesglenn]

@glenn.r: hahahahaha not the cast of glee beefing fr

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: 🙄🙄🙄🙄 GIRL

@marymarykatekate: everyone’s being so weird idgi

[marymarykatekate]

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[heymcbly]

@heymcbly: this looks really fun. the last time bonnie and i went to a burger place the guy in front of us in the line ordered a milkshake and drank it in one go and then turned around and said he forgot he was lactose intolerant and threw up on the cashier. so we had to go get tacos instead but neither of us were really hungry after that.

@heymcbly: sorry you didn’t ask. i hope you and elodie have a nice day. 🙂

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: that’s so gross i wish it had happened to me?

[marymarykatekate]

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[lovesickelodie]

@magnifiquemoreau: killing myself immediately after i destroy this burger btw

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: i promise whatever it is it isn’t worth it, the universe is gonna realign so soon

[marymarykatekate]

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[sixstringautumn]

@autumnlarusso: Why is your energy on Co-star so warped today? What is going on in your life right now!?

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: idk my life is pretty chill right now but everyone else’s vibes are kinda off 😅😅😅

[marymarykatekate]

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[cassieohcroft]

@.cassieoh: Oh! I mean… is she okay? What’s going on?

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: dude, like. no. have you ever spent more than five minutes with her crofty?

[marymarykatekate]

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[gamesgamesglenn]

@glenn.r: omfg is there drama i love drama

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: noooooo 🙄

@marymarykatekate: okay yes. keeley and théo broke up but nobody knows why but keeley is mad at elodie and théo and lando and lando is mad at elodie and i think maybe elodie is mad at lando but no one is mad at me so that’s cool

[marymarykatekate]

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[bonniestewarts]

@bonniestew: sorry about ur friend let’s make out

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: OKAYYYY 🥰🥰

[marymarykatekate]

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[keeleybop]

@keeleybop: ha cool ✌️

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: don’t do that you know i love you 🥺💖

[marymarykatekate]

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[amiratalks]

@.knifewife: Why is everybody so sad right now? You look beautiful, as ever!

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykate: well i’m not! 😊😊😊 thanks, dude! 💖💖💖

[marymarykatekate]

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[land0kn1ght]

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[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: why aren’t you coming to hang out with elodie and i and why is she looking at her phone like this 😠😠😠😠

[land0kn1ght]

@land000: dw about it i’m sure she’ll tell you her version of things

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: when have you ever known me to take sides

@marymarykatekate: can you guys just like, hurry up and fix things because this friend group is beyond weird rn 👎

[land0kn1ght]

@land000: dude i’m trying

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: try harder elodie is really sad

@marymarykatekate: i don’t know what happened but it’s not worth throwing away two friendships over

@marymarykatekate: trust me 🙏🧘‍♀️✌️ it will work out

[land0kn1ght]

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[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: why aren’t you coming to hang out with elodie and i and why is she looking at her phone like this 😠😠😠😠

[land0kn1ght]

@land000: dw about it i’m sure she’ll tell you her version of things

[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: when have you ever known me to take sides

@marymarykatekate: can you guys just like, hurry up and fix things because this friend group is beyond weird rn 👎

[land0kn1ght]

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[marymarykatekate]

@marymarykatekate: why aren’t you coming to hang out with elodie and i and why is she looking at her phone like this 😠😠😠😠