MovesLikeBatman

"You have galaxies in your head, stop letting people tell you that you can't shine."

[nightofthecreeps]

Mini Rey and Mini Kylo Meet the Cast

[satyriconmp3]

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[roach-works]

hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.  

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children. 

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

I wish I could articulate all the ways this makes sense and why it makes sense and stuff but it’s just like… something something misogyny something something resentment of creatures that don’t need you and don’t hang on your attention and approval all their lives.

[theseancequeen]

My dad gave me this exact same advice when I was a kid. “Anyone who hates cats is a control freak and an asshole.”

[fivefve]

Source

[android1000]

[funnytwittertweets]

[sunflowersolace]

Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America

Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too

[the-cimmerians]

#he was a tiny furious bisexual socialist in the 1930s i mean goddamn#and he woke up almost a century later and found out there are literally *nazis* in america *still* so like Imagine (robotmango)

[kelssiel]

steve: i punched so many nazis… i spent years punching nazis, i went around the country punching hitler and singing showtunes… how are there still nazis? i kind of died to get rid of nazis and there are still nazis!

bucky: good thing you like punching nazis

steve: it’s the only way i feel alive

peter: Big Mood

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

if i don’t reblog this i’m dead

[keeper-of-the-flames]

@cblgblog

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

People assume that Steve doesn’t use social media out of some Grumpy Old Man feel about Modern Technology Being the Worst but the truth is that he went on twitter, saw all the morons trying to claim that its wrong to punch Nazis and then just decided he never wanted to go anywhere near social media ever again

[espanolbot2]

Steve; Wait, George Bush? He’s not related to Prescott Bush, that Senator who raised money for the Nazis back in my day is he?

Peter: Yup, and not only was Prescott’s son George HW Bush president, but his grandson, George W Bush was as well!

Steve: Wait, what?

Peter: Oh! At HW was involved in a bunch of shady stuff with the CIA, including to establish right-wing death squads in South and Central America with Operation Condor, while George W got us in a forever war in the middle east purely for the sake of benefiting the oil industry via neocolonialism!

Steve: …

Peter: Heh heh, yeah, we’re ruled by monsters.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“PUT ME BACK IN THE ICE”

[thoughtsfromataco]

Steve:

[parfum-de-la-muse]

[spnwhenever]

[terezbian]

i think it's important to get deeply emotionally unironically involved in a bad piece of media whilst fully aware that it objectively sucks ass. like for your health or whatever

[twelvemonkeyswere]

[plainwater-pdf]

thee chicken video energy photo compilation

very much dedicated to my beloved grace @hellerjesuschrist

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[roboco-san]

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

[roboco-san]

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

[rainy-autumn-day]

[teathattast]

via twcuddleston

[askskullystuff]

My aesthetic is October, as a whole.

I am the howling wind. The corn mazes, the crunching leaves.

I am the warm drinks and blanket forts. The carving pumpkins, the popcorn.

I am the haunted houses. The horror movies, the pumpkin pie.

Glad to be an October child. What ya'll got?

[catchymemes]