Random Things I Think

I feel like this will be just like my blog (myctownblog.blogspot.com) (That was a shameless plug). But with more opinions on other things.

[transcendentalbrilliance]

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

[masblog]

It's just unfair. 

[elkleggs]

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

[masblog]

Awesome.

[howdoiputthisgently]

A PROBLEM I FACE ON A REGULAR BASIS

[masblog]

Me.

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I've never seen the barista at my Starbucks before

[masblog]

How I feel about people in the Chipotle line I've never seen before...

[agriking]

[nostrajeanious-blog-deactivated]

OH MY GOD MYLES THIS IS US.

[masblog]

Hahahahahahaha, despite me just seeing this now, it most definitely is us

[9th-floor-nights]

My tattoo, her birthmark. - Imgur

[raising-our-armybrat-deactivate]

that…is so freakin adorable.

[littlelove-findaway-blog-deacti]

Brb crying again

[calyps-oh-deactivated20131003]

Most perfect child-commemorating tattoo ever.

[catasterismes-deactivated201407]

that’s the actual sweetest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[nostrajeanious-blog-deactivated]

So what happens when that fades away on the child? Funny story, junior… you used to have this birthmark…

[masblog]

This is actually the only tattoo I've ever seen that I'd ever remotely consider. But what happens if you have another kid? Wouldn't they be totally jealous of your connection to that one kid? What would you do to solve it? Get another tattoo? 

[fallontonight]

Jimmy, Mariah Carey and The Roots singing “All I want for Christmas Is You” with classroom musical instruments. Enough said. 

[masblog]

Currently obsessing over this instead of writing a paper!

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[tyleroakley]

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

[masblog]

Really kind of think this is who I stalk though… 

Uh-oh

[nostrajeanious-blog-deactivated]

This is an unordered list of your online FB friends, guys. Not a list of your “stalkers”

[masblog]

No no, it’s most definitely a list of the profiles you look at most. I’m about 95% sure of this after going through the top…ehh, 20ish

[nostrajeanious-blog-deactivated]

“UPDATE:

The Facebook press office emailed me to state that the friends list on the new profile is categorically not down to who is clicking on your profile. According to their statement - it is organised according to who you have had the most public interaction with in the past month and a half.” (http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2010/12/has_facebook_finally_introduced_whos_looking_at_your_profile.html)

[masblog]

Well this makes me feel better about myself a little!

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[tyleroakley]

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

[masblog]

Really kind of think this is who I stalk though… 

Uh-oh

[nostrajeanious-blog-deactivated]

This is an unordered list of your online FB friends, guys. Not a list of your “stalkers”

[masblog]

No no, it's most definitely a list of the profiles you look at most. I'm about 95% sure of this after going through the top...ehh, 20ish

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[tyleroakley]

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

[masblog]

Really kind of think this is who I stalk though... 

Uh-oh

[mattlehrer]

Apocalyptic photos from the MTA.

[markcoatney]

I mean, you can almost see the telepathic mutants.

[masblog]

This is pretty wild.

[nostrajeanious-blog-deactivated]

Chillin with the Rev

[masblog]

STOP STOP STOP, I'M SO JEALOUS!

[barackobama]

Air Force One, Ohioans, POTUS.

[masblog]

Cleveland!!! My mom was in the crowd! 

[think-progress]

Obama has a solution for that.

[masblog]

#Romnesia

[think-progress]

It was all God’s plan.

George Zimmerman would do nothing differently.  (via think-progress)

What a shithead mother fucker. Fuck him.

[leeleeleelee]

[undoneattheseams]

Is anyone gonna tell these people that Canada uses provincial government healthcare systems and public health insurance or is everyone just going to sit back and watch these people make asses of themselves? Wait, don’t answer that.

[tyleroakley]

God bless.

[masblog]

This is marvelous. Go Obama!

[expensivelife]

[nostrajeanious-blog-deactivated]

Can I live there? 

[masblog]

I don't usually reblog things like this, but holy shit that looks incredible.