Hello world

Socially anxious avoidant special software engineer snowflake. Finlandese, 27, servant of cat.

[gossipinq]

OITNB S5E9

[mascara-baboons]

Why won't the damn cat EVER SHUT UP

[folkhound]

jesus christ

[myserventsneverdie]

[dajo42]

it’s actually really easy to include gay characters that don’t die, what you do is, you just write a character, make them gay, and then don’t kill them

[djpaulyd]

[balderdashandskiamachy-deactiva]

i dropped my hot fresh baked tilapia on the floor just now and i almost cried but then i decided to just eat it anyway and now everything is fine

[balderdashandskiamachy-deactiva]

i drowned it in lemon juice, it was good

[mascara-baboons]

You can control your hunger by eating

[fag]

[theintrovertnation]

JOIN THE INTROVERTNATION MOVEMENT

[mrmeow-meow]

Guess who’s changing their voicemail outgoing message

[catsuggest]

oh NO

[officialunitedstates]

Group Assignment

Person 1:  I will do questions 1-3

Person 2: Okay I will do 4-6

Person 3: Sounds good, I will do 7 and 8 and write the intro and conclusion

Person 4: I will print it

[scars-and-hunger-pains]

[catsuggest]

sometimes … just need to chomp

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[kvartsi]

“Kyllä, kissa. Minä olen tämän tarinan pahis, koska en antanut sinun syödä neulatyynyä, joka oli edelleen täynnä neuloja.”

[fakescience]

Why Whales Breach

[kushandwizdom]

[shesaried]

This need more reblogs

[a-shadyqueeen]

Now this is the greatest thing I’ve ever read