Hello There

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[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[thebootydiaries]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

Danny Devito

is

[01111001-01101111]

[sadbrazilian]

[meanplastic]

[memesonthehour]

[alienaxioms-deactivated20170714]

[valid-bastard]

my brain @ 4am: pplease.. . no more,..le t me sleepp

me, clicking on another RIP vine compilation: 

[youngwhiteboi]

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[kkneesockks]

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[saulgoodmn-deactivated20150902]

[natural-selections]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

[disgustinganimals]

FYI

[lovingfoss666-blog]

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

[unculturedmag]

Ron Hicks - Café Kiss

[nbamlb]

IS THIS ALLOWED??