Post-teenage Confabulation

A place of beautiful women, fashion, irony, and crude humor.

[unshrink]

when there’s drama all around me:

[samwilsons]

[angrylittleburd]

He was a skater boy

[becausebirds]

Sick moves!

[mangoxangel]

@normemedy

[exquisitebabes]

[mashizou-blog]

molly weasley : not my daughter, you bitch

bellatrix, before being blasted to bits : *whispers* that was so fuckin savage molly you queen

[makeupbag]

[exquisitebabes]

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[weloveshortvideos]

[moved-to-chiuwi]

When u look relaxed all the time bc ur dead inside

[mashizou-blog]

reading about a kink: wow id never do that

a few months later: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[catsbeaversandducks]

Her name is B.J. and she disapproves you. No matter what you do.

Photos by ©Fhujeth

[am-i-a-cheerleader]

You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry

[terminal-young-thing-deactivate]

[congalineofdurin]

dear god, let it be enough

[belf-on-the-shelf]

i took a vow to reblog this each and every time i see it

[excessunrated]

I AM WHEEZING

[huffylemon]

Best response posts, part 1

[shes-universal-deactivated20210]

I’m such a protective bff like I’m sorry but if you’re dating one of my friends I will not 100% like you until you give me like at least 3 reasons to what the fuck makes you think you’re so worthy of dating my ethereal godDEsS of a best friend huh buddy like literally if you are not willing to die for her I will be so fuckin mad every time she blows me off to spend time with your fuckboy ass

[humanityinahandbag]

Did Leslie Knope write this?

[sandandglass]

Last Week Tonight s02e19