how about both of you rate each of the snipers attractiveness on a scale of 1-10 :3
"hmph, that's easy, they're both a zero." 🍷💝
his counterpart only laughs
"i'm serious. have you looked at them?!" 🍷💝
"have you looked at them?" 🃏💙
"i have and they look horrible. BLU sniper looks like you dug him out of some alleyway, RED sniper looks like you dug him out of a forest, plus he looks like he's twice my age, and i'm hardly even sure that BLU sniper is human." 🍷💝
"they also both smell of piss." 🍷💝
"hm, no i don't think that's right, i think you're not looking at it right, because my own sniper is a solid eight, while RED? he's a ten" 🃏💙
"you can't be serious." 🍷💝
"no, i think you know exactly what i'm talking about." 🃏💙
"your sniper has that ruggish charm, the feral badboy that's gonna get you in trouble" 🃏💙
"just because you think he looks that way doesn't mean he is that way-" 🍷💝
the BLU cuts off his counterpart, as he continues to walk around doing over the top lovestruck gestures
"-AND! can you really say there isn't a certain ~temptation~ about someone so, alien to you? someone who's clearly lived a life completely opposite of yours, someone who knows skills and facts you've never had a need to even consider?" 🃏💙
"you don't know what you're talking about." 🍷💝
BLU spy pointedly ignores the RED, continuing his rant
"and my sniper? i mean he's simply adorable, adorable like a kicked puppy but, still, adorable! oh and that scar on his face? gorgeous~ nice touch, cerise!" 🃏💙
RED spy simply rolls his eyes and turns away.
