Believe in Me

Twinsies for life with Lacy Emerson | Single | 17 years young | +

[roslyn-piquet]

Sorry, the lives are barely pubescent girls really don’t intrigue me.

[masked-lucy]

You're the one that said you'd listen.

[roslyn-piquet]

Oh, sorry, I just fell asleep for a second,

but please, do tell me more of this absolutely fascinating story.

[masked-lucy]

Didn't realize I was being that boring.

[lacy-withafrozenheart]

Did you take my booze?

[masked-lucy]

What're you going to do about it?

[masked-lucy]

Feeling better already.

[kkarmaleonte]

[headxfucks-archived]

[veruneedy]

[ian-unknown-mitchell]

Wait, was Friday what I think it was?

[ian-unknown-mitchell]

A faulty phone alert. Never again will I trust technology to remind me of important things.

[masked-lucy]

I wouldn't even touch my phone again after that if it happened to me. 

[katandlily]

[waltermckey-deactivated20211222]

[veruneedy]

[veruneedy]

[ian-unknown-mitchell]

Wait, was Friday what I think it was?

Did I seriously miss National Donut Day? They day on which I could have gotten free donuts from places? This is depressing,

[masked-lucy]

Wow. What tragedy happened that caused you to miss it?

[julianlago]

Yeah. Guess I just felt a little short.

[masked-lucy]

You call 7 inches taller than me short?

[andi-roth-deactivated20140906]

Fucking great

[andi-roth-deactivated20140906]

Sadly no.

[masked-lucy]

Why not? There's probably so many open jobs in the area that would treat you much better than this one.

[hayden-williams]

The day is barely begun, and it is already not my freaking day.

[masked-lucy]

Umbrella?

[samuel-f-moore]

Because everyone else is dancing and you and I are sat on the sidelines.

[masked-lucy]

Maybe I don't want to dance.