barely managed chaos.

There was this thought. This 𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕒, it was to bring ( together ) a group of 𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝔭𝔢𝔬𝔭𝔩𝔢, to see if they could become something 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮. private & selective comic multimuse penned by M. 21+ var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5628550"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); / var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3343999"; fhsh.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write("");

[leneemusing]

JEALOUS, FIERCLY PROTECTIVE & TERRITORIAL PROMPTS

feel free to edit pronouns as needed! content warning for some strong language,  threats and implied violence.

to each other:

❝  you’re mine. only mine.  ❞

❝  i’m all yours.  ❞

❝  mine.  ❞

❝  yours.  ❞

❝  we belong to each other.   ❞

❝  you belong to me.  ❞

❝  i belong to you.  only ever you.  ❞

❝  i just didn’t like the way they were looking at you.  like you weren’t mine.  ❞

❝  you know i’m yours,  right?  i only have eyes for you.  ❞

❝  no one else is ever gonna have a chance with me.  you’re it.  you’re all i want.  ❞

❝  i chose you.  and i need you to trust that my decision is final.  trust me.  ❞

❝  wait are you jealous?  ❞

❝  aw,  baby.  it’s cute when you’re jealous.  ❞

❝  i don’t like the way they keep staring at you.   ❞

❝  i don’t like how they keep staring at me.   ❞

❝  are they making you uncomfortable?  i can do something about it.  ❞

❝  no one should even get to look at you unless you want them to.  ❞

❝  stop—  it’s okay.  they’re not worth your anger.  just kiss me.  ❞

❝  stop saying i’m jealous.  i’m not—  i just.  i don’t like having to share. ❞

❝  i’m not jealous,  who said i’m jealous?  ❞

❝  well if i’m all yours then kiss me like it.  ❞

❝  show everyone who i belong to.  ❞

❝  i’m gonna remind them you’re mine.  ❞

❝  i want everyone here to see that you’re mine.  ❞

❝  i want everyone here to see that i’m yours.  ❞

❝  hey—  look at me.  why are you all upset?  ❞

❝  you can’t keep getting your feathers all ruffled when anyone else gives me attention.  ❞

❝  they don’t deserve you—  i don’t deserve you.  but at least i’m aware of it.  ❞

❝  i promise there’s no one else.  you have my heart completely.  ❞

❝  hey,  is this asshole bothering you?  ❞

❝  tell me you’re mine.  ❞

to a third party:

❝  get the fuck away from them!  ❞

❝  look at them like that again and you’ll won’t be seeing anything.  ❞

❝  don’t you dare touch them.  ❞

❝  yeah it’s time to walk the fuck away.  ❞

❝  you’re gonna lose a finger if you don’t get outta my sight right now.  ❞

❝  you heard them,  get lost.  ❞

❝  lucky for you,  i don’t wanna ruin their night.  but i see you sniffing around here again you might not be so fortunate.  ❞

❝  you wanna lose a limb?  beat it,  fucker.  ❞

❝  see,  i woulda left it alone.  but you made them fucking cry.  so now you’re gonna lose your eyes.  ❞

❝  hey,  they said ‘no.’  ❞

❝  hey asshole,  shut the fuck up or i’ll make you shut up.  ❞

❝  what did you just say to them,  you little shit?  ❞

❝  oh yeah.  now you’re all quiet.  not so bold when you’re not the toughest guy in the room,  huh?  ❞

❝  get lost.  ❞

❝  go.  ❞

❝  leave.  before my patience runs out.  ❞

❝  get the fuck outta their face.  ❞

❝  hey,  that’s enough.  ❞

actions:

[ CLAIM ]  for one muse to possessively place their hands on their shoulders or hips. 

[ HOLD ]  for one muse to slide their arm around the other in a possessive way. 

[ SHELTER ]  for one muse to lean into the other’s side or hug them to seek comfort from a crowd or individual while in public. 

[ STAKE ]  for one muse to protectively and/or possessively stand behind the other to intimidate a third party. 

[ RESCUE ]  for one muse to intervene upon seeing a third party making the other one uncomfortable. 

[ CHASE ]  for one muse to interrupt and make a third party leave the other alone out of jealousy/possessiveness. 

[ TENSION ]  for one muse to get in a fight on behalf of the other. 

[ STOP ]  for one muse to break up a fight which started because of them. 

[ MEND ]  for one muse to treat the other’s wounds they got from protecting them. 

[ SCOLD ]  for one muse to treat the other’s wounds they got from fighting over them. 

[ CARESS ]  for one muse to possessively kiss the other in public.

[ TAKE ]  for one muse to passionately kiss the other,  fueled by jealousy. 

[ TAUNT ]  for one muse to flirt with a third party to try and get the other to act possessively. 

[ REMIND ]  for our muses to have passionate sex meant to remind one party who they belong to. 

[ EMBRACE ]  for one muse to dominate the other due to possessiveness/jealousy. 

[ LINKED ]  for one muse to hold the other’s hand in public to stake claim. 

[ INTERTWINE ]  for one muse to hold the other’s hand in public in a comforting manner. 

[maskedmythoss]

maskedmythoss​:

no one is left here but the people I actually like, so if I make a come back, whose gonna stop me? 

okay but for realz this time. 

[maskedmythoss]

no one is left here but the people I actually like, so if I make a come back, whose gonna stop me? 

[marredmarvels]

have you ever written a serious reply intoxicated?

KJSHGSHJKSSHSSGSH I SURE HAVE. i legit did some drunk replies the other night which was a mistake, but my most iconic move was when i was backpacking around europe with my wife and we were in an irish pub in prague in the czech republic drinking moonshine cause it was legal there. anyway, i was in a rpg at the time and my muses wife was gonna leave him so cut to me drunk in the bathroom stood on the toilet trying to get reception so i could drunkenly reply and try save my ship. 💀 cut to present day, they still a whole ass otp and the mun of my muses wife is one of my closest friends and has been for 8 years. LIFE. 

ROLEPLAYING HABITS QUESTIONS.

[altmode]

I was baptised in the tears of mine enemies, and their children’s children fear my name…

[legthief-deactivated20150506]

send me ☞ + a character to see how i would portray them.

[carelessgraces]

Happy Pride !! Considering current events, it feels a little funny celebrating much of anything when Black people are suffering and dying because of racist cops, politicians, and systems. Since Pride itself was built on the love, hard work, and sacrifice of people of color, especially Black people, it’s time to offer that same support back. I’ll be celebrating Pride by offering Tarot readings in exchange for donations to any of the following organizations & bail funds —

Black Lives Matter national

Albany Bail Fund for Black Lives

Atlanta Solidarity Fund

Chicago Community Bond Fund

Louisville Community Bail Fund

People’s City Council Freedom Fund

…or any of the other locally specific bail funds listed through the National Bail Fund Network.

I will offer the following readings / packages at the following donation points:

10-card Celtic Cross | $30 Add a 3-card Oracle Spread | + $5 30-40 minutes, available over text or voice call. This is most likely what you’d get if you were to purchase a professional reading at a new age or psychic shop or fair. The Celtic Cross is one of the best spreads for a wider overview of what’s happening in your life, or for more general look toward the future. 

6-card Pyramid Spread | $20 Add a 3-card Oracle Spread | + $5 20-30 minutes, available over text or voice call. This spread is best for working through specific problems arising — isolating the cause and the consequences, and re-centering yourself to better understand the next steps you should take. Excellent for introspection and self-reflection.

5-card ‘Ponder This’ Spread | $15 Add a 3-card Oracle Spread | + $5 15-20 minutes, available over text or voice call. This spread is best for taking stock of the present, and getting a good look at where you are in your life before you decide on the direction to take for your future. I also call this a ‘begin-again spread’ and use it often for redirecting my focus where it’s needed. 

Decks available: Fairy Lights Tarot (see examples & review here) | Fenestra Tarot (see examples & review here) | Wild Unknown Tarot (see examples & review here) | Deviant Moon Tarot (see examples & review here) | Radleigh Valentine Angel Tarot (see examples & review here)

All of these price points are consistent with ( or even lower than ) what you’ll find with most professionals operating out of shops. A little note on my qualifications: I’ve been reading Tarot for the past thirteen years with a lot of success, and prior to COVID-19 and the stay-at-home orders which followed, I was two months into regular Tarot readings through a local shop, and had been featured in their walking Psychic Fair. I’ve also done Tarot for donations and fundraising in the past, and have been reading for friends for years. 

Submit proof of donation to me through Tumblr’s IM feature and we’ll discuss which reading & deck you’d like, and we’ll schedule a time to sit down. All readings available either through text or voice chat; voice chat is much easier and quicker, and will allow us to have more of a back-and-forth as I read.

Disclaimer: all Tarot reading for entertainment purposes. I am not a financial advisor, life coach, or doctor; please use your own discretion and judgment when determining whether or not to follow any direction offered through a reading. I use Tarot as an introspective tool, and encourage others to do the same — how can I better understand my reality and my present, how can I direct my energy in self-reflection and manifestation? 

[midsommars-deactivated20201109]

The Last Summer (2019) Directed by William Bindley

[rpstartersinc]

  feel free to change pronouns / wording !

“ fun day at work, huh ? ”  

“ i do not have the energy for this. ”  

“ has anyone come in here ? ”  

“ holy shit. you got blood all over you. ”  

“ did they say how many are dead ? ”  

“ you ain’t seen what i seen. ”  

“ they’re gettin’ through the fence ! ”  

“ there were hundreds and hundreds of bodies lining the streets. ”  

“ you wanted to be left alone, remember ? ”  

“ hands on your fucking head. ”  

“ it’s like we’re on a date. ”  

“ fuckin’ hate the smell of the city. ”  

“ don’t even think about cuttin’ in line. ”  

“ it’s been a while. ”  

“ put your gun down. ”  

“ that is a stupid idea. ”  

“ we can sneak by them, even though i know that’s not your style. ”  

“ justice waits for no one. ”  

“ what’re you, like twelve ? ”  

“ your watch is broken. ”  

“ you mumble in your sleep. ”  

“ i hate bad dreams. ”  

“ beggars can’t be choosers. ”  

“ this rain ain’t gonna do us any good. ”  

“ don’t do anything stupid. ”  

“ hey fuck you man i didn’t ask for this. ”  

“ do i need to remind you what is out there ? ”  

“ you hear one clicking ? you gotta hide. that’s how they spot you. ”  

“ oh … you got something on your shoe. ”  

“ you can’t deny that view. ”  

“ guess what, we’re shitty people. ”  

“ our luck had to run out sooner or later. ”  

“ i can buy you some time but you have to run. ”  

“ i will not turn into one of those things. ”  

“ what you say goes. ”  

“ you’ve never been here, have you ? ”  

“ doesn’t seem right. ”  

“ i’m a pretty good shot with that thing. ”  

“ get off your ass and on your feet. ”  

“ thanks for the heroics and all. ”  

“ i need you to shut up. ”  

“ okay … don’t be a dick. ”  

“ it’s the normal people that scare me. ”  

“ i can handle myself. ”  

“ i suggest we move quietly. ”  

“ we’re sittin’ ducks here. ”  

“ you’re doin’ a good job. i figure you should know that. ”  

“ this make you all nostalgic ? ”  

“ why are these all stuck together ? ”  

“ i’m just fucking with you. ”  

“ i’m not even tired. ”  

“ that is a lot of people that didn’t make it. ”  

“ i don’t think these guys were infected. ”  

“ keep your voice down. ”  

“ oh good, somethin’ else you can drive me crazy with. ”  

“ where did you learn to shoot ? ”  

“ endure and survive. ”  

“ you get people desperate enough they’ll do just about anything. ”  

“ i really miss coffee. ”  

“ you scared the shit outta me ! ”  

“ i shot the hell outta that guy, huh ? ”  

“ why didn’t you just hang back like i told you to ? ”  

“ i should’a let your ass die back there. ”  

“ survival of the fittest. ”  

“ sarcasm … makin’ progress. ”  

“ so … this is awkward. ”  

“ what’re you scared of ? ”  

“ i’m gonna get that gun from you, okay ? ”  

“ thanks for not blowing my head off. ”  

“ that’s pretty impressive. ”  

“ you survived because of me. ”  

“ they’re all dead. ”  

“ i guess we’re both disappointed with each other then. ”  

“ what are you so afraid of ? ”  

“ you are treadin’ on some mighty thin ice here. ”  

“ come on, i won’t laugh. ”  

“ should we have seen someone by now ? ”  

“ stay here. i’m gonna flank this asshole. ”  

“ can you walk ? ”  

“ then fucking walk ! ”  

“ you gotta tell me what to do ! ”  

“ everything’s cool. this place is not creepy at all. ”  

“ any sudden moves and i put one right between your eyes. ”  

“ you really shouldn’t be out here all on your own. ”  

“ i don’t like company. ”  

“ you hear that ? they’re on the roof. ”  

“ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ”  

“ you kill to survive. ”  

“ for a second you shook my faith. ”  

“ i knew you had heart. ”  

“ don’t fucking touch me ! ”  

“ this everything you were hoping for ? ”   

“ i ain’t leavin’ without ya. ”  

“ i can’t imagine losing someone you love like that. ”  

“ get up. i said get up. ”  

“ don’t come any closer. ”  

“ take it easy, drugs are still wearing off. ”  

“ feelin’ my age now. ”  

“ let’s just wait it out. y’ know, we can be all poetic and just lose our minds together. ”  

“ i struggled for a long time with survivin’. ”  

“ no matter what, you keep findin’ somethin’ t’ fight for. ”

[milkovichys]

mutuals send me a “🌹” and i’ll give you a compliment!

[vhsmeme]

* love ♥ starters

‘ want me to stay? ’

‘ we’re almost home. ’

‘ you should be in bed. ’

‘ we can share it.’

‘ stay there. i’m coming to get you. ’

‘ shh, shh. you were dreaming. ’ 

‘ grab my hand. ’

‘ i’m just going to pick you up. ’

‘ everything okay? ’

‘ i won’t leave you behind. ’

‘ don’t worry. better out than in. ’

‘ who did that to you? ’ 

‘ sit down and rest. ’

‘ sweetie, i would never think that. ’

‘ come lay down in my lap. ’

‘ i know you think you’re all alone out there, but you’re not. ’

‘ call me when you get home. ’

‘ we should change those bandages. ’

‘ you’re safe here. ’

‘ honey… ’

‘ of course we love you. ’

‘ wait here. i’ll go run a bath for you. ’

‘ take my bed for tonight. ’

‘ i promise. ’ 

‘ you’re always welcome here. ’

‘ don’t talk like that. ’

‘ bad dream? ’

‘ talk to me. ’  

‘ it’s okay to cry. ’

‘ you need to be more careful.’

‘ we should hug this out. ’

‘ i worry about you. ’

‘ can i hold your hand? ’ 

‘ because i care about you. ’

‘ it made me think of you. ’ 

‘ take care of yourself. ’

‘ put your seatbelt on. ’ 

‘ where did you go? ’ 

‘ i didn’t mean to worry you. ’

‘ i made breakfast. ’

‘ sing something for me? ’

‘ open it and find out. ’

‘ how long have you been like this? ’

‘ you look nice. ’

‘ here, take my jacket. ’

‘ close your eyes and try to get some rest. ’

‘ focus on my voice. ’ 

‘ i meant every word. ’

‘ i was here all night. ’

‘ look both ways before you cross. ’

‘ you don’t have to talk. ’ 

‘ this is your favorite, right? ’

‘ you’ll feel better in the morning. ’

‘ you have a nice laugh. ’

‘ here, take my jacket. ’

‘ you could stay here. with me. ’

‘ we’ll figure it out together. ’

[daddariom-archived]

[startshxtwithme]

Send me 🎵 and I'll put my music on shuffle, making a starter from my favourite line of the first song to play

[maskedmythoss]

maskedmythos‌:

starter call for your local crossbow killer. 

personals do not interact. 

[jamsmemes]

(     *     VALENTINE’S DAY ALPHABET   !    

send some letters to find out more about my muse   !

A   :   AFFECTION.   how does your muse show affection?

B   :   BOUQUET.   does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

C   :   CHOCOLATE.   does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

D   :   DATE.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

F   :   FLIRT.   is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

G   :   GIFT.   is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

H   :   HEART.   is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

J   :   JEALOUSY.   does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

K   :   KISS.   is your muse a good kisser? why / why not? 

L   :   LOVE.   who does your muse love?

M   :   MOONLIGHT.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

N   :   NAUGHTY.   what is your muse like in bed?

O   :   ODE.   does your muse have a way with words?

P   :   PARTNER.   what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?

Q   :   QUESTION.   would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?

R   :   ROMANCE.   is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

S   :   SWEETHEART.   did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love?

U   :   UNREQUITED.   has your muse had their heart broken?

V   :   VALENTINE.   how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

W  :   WEDDING.   would your muse get married? why / why not?

X   :   XOXO.   does your muse use / like pet names?

Y   :   YOURS.   does your muse get protective easily?

Z   :   ZZZ.   how many people has your muse slept with?

[maskedmythoss]

@marredmarvels​ ➙ harley quinn meets ???

       It’s been three weeks, almost four since she delivered the greatest punchline of her career so far. To say it went off with a bang would be exactly her breed of poor taste. Gotham was having it’s brief period of celebration before getting back to the regularly scheduled pissing contest between B&J. 

Who she was definitely not speaking to, despite that haunting text message still hanging out on her phone. 

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ: ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ]: You always did know how to make a splash kid - J

Sure, she’d read and reread it about twenty times but she hadn’t responded. And that’s progress! That’s growth. 

The sound of her fists on the door and the sobs something she remembered clearly from that night. The way they just seemed, different somehow. Instead of merely existing as a baseline to another chorus of the same song she’d been listening too for years. It felt, finished. 

     And yeah voices of the collective consciousness, I hear what you’re saying.  She’s said that before, too many times to count. Still, the finality of it. That was new. And she was not going to text him back. 

Reading those words, the way it left her unquestionably dismantled. The soft whisper of her doctor brain fights with the club’s music to tell her about the process of grieving and listing off statistics left and right. 

It’s a real mood killer. 

But the one question that sticks out more than any other is: who are you, without this person? You can say you’re Harley-Fuckin’-Quinn til you’re blue in the face. But you gotta figure out what the fuck that means for you, or else. 

Which she was going to do, after this drink.

“Whoops,” She exclaimed, as her shoulder collided with the other patrons. “Sorry sugar, I didn’t get any on ya, did I?”

[maskedmythoss]

starter call for your local finder of lost things.