No longer Untitled, but still not clever

Just slightly obsessed by Good Omens, Doctor Who, LOTR, Star Trek, Jeeves and Wooster, Dragons, random SFF, and other nerdy things. Forced to work, study, and behave "normally". Kind of unable to do so. Fanfiction seems to be the answer. Do not speak unkindly, lightly, or condescendingly of Aziraphale or Crowley.

[thememedaddy]

[awwcutepets]

Just chilling for the view

[iforgiveyouprime]

One thing I noticed on my latest rewatch about Aziraphale during the end credits.

At first, his expression reminds me of the look on his face after Crowley pulled away, when Aziraphale was trying to hold back his tears.

Then his eyes suddenly widen, as if he's just seen something horrifying. I think it reads as fear, since his eyebrows are lowered and his lips are pressed tightly together.

(Similar expression here)

He's breathing heavily

Then, at around the 23–24 second mark, he starts trying to suppress a smile. You can see it for the rest of the sequence.

He looks at the Metatron a few seconds before giving that same mysterious smile. The one which true meaning we'll probably never know.

My point is, he didn't suddenly start smiling. He was suppressing that smile for about half of the time he's on screen in the elevator.

[dreamdust]

They're basking in the sun.

[beardedmrbean]

Make a mans whole retirement here why don't you

[rougeside10]

I miss him with long hair.💔

[brenna]

Not-So-Wee Morag

Fandom: Good Omens | Relationship: Elspeth/Wee Morag | Category: F/F | Rating: G | Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 802 | Author: scullyphile

Summary: Sixty years after Wee Morag’s passing, Elspeth hears about a creature with the same name.

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[gumuhit]

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

[doonarose]

Summary: Crowley and Aziraphale have finally entered into a romantic relationship, only to discover that was the easy part. Figuring out feelings and sex takes rather more work: Crowley struggles to say things out loud, while Aziraphale worries that increasingly kinky sex might somehow jeopardise their romance. What follows is a series of meals, arguments, reconciliations, confessions, and sexual misadventures as they spend their first few months together stumbling, fumbling, and ultimately finding their way to a happily ever after.

Wordcount: 46k/85k

Rating: E for sex reasons. Mind the tags, specific triggers noted at the top of individual chapters.

A/N: Thanks to Narumila and u/ModernDayKlutz for jumping on board as betas! They’ve managed to dive right into an 80k non-chronological beast of a fic and hardly even blink at the absurdity, not to mention wading through some very verbose sex scenes (as usual). Their notes and corrections have been big improvements!!

And thanks to all of you for reading! This is one of my absolute favourite chapters and it did not go in the direction I originally set out to write!

Excerpt:

“Crowley?”

Crowley responds with an incoherent sound and a tremble. 

[Once again, a tiny excerpt because everything else is too porny!]

Link to Chapter 11!

[ineffable-sketches]

S1E3

"Crowley! Oh, good Lord..." "What the deuce are you doing locked up in the Bastille? I thought you were opening a bookshop." "Well I was... I got peckish." "Peckish?" "Well if you must know, it was the crêpes. Can't get decent ones anywhere but Paris. And the brioche." "So you just popped across the Channel during a revolution because you wanted something to nibble? Dressed like that?" "I have standards."

[pendragyn]

Chapter 40 revisions complete

Not a whole lot to edit in the later chapters but I'm still finding typos and bits to fix. Close to the end of what I've published and I'm getting nervous about it. I put a lot of pressure on myself to "get it right" lol Less than 6k words from hitting 400,000 total - what a bonkers thing to think about.

Thanks for the support everyone, it means the world to me.

Ineffable Bastards (278833 words) by Pendragyn Chapters: 42/? Fandom: Good Omens, Good Omens (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Loose Canon, BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens), BAMF Crowley (Good Omens), Angst, Fluff, Humor, 6000 Years of Pining (Good Omens), Aziraphale and Crowley Met Before The Fall (Good Omens), Post-Canon, Discworld References, Mythology, Wing Grooming, Kissing, Hurt/Comfort, 6000 Years of Slow Burn (Good Omens), 6000 Years of Friendship (Good Omens), No Beta We Die Like Disposable Demons, Heaven is Terrible (Good Omens), Not Good Omens Season 2 Compliant, Not Good Omens Season 3 Compliant, Post-Good Omens (TV) Season 1, Angels and Demons Have No Inherent Gender (Good Omens), They/Them Pronouns For All Angels And Demons (Good Omens) Series: Part 9 of Ineffable Bastards Universe Summary:

BEING REVISED ∞ 16 July 2026 ∞ CHAPTER 40 UPDATED The world didn’t end, but everything changed, and the reformed angel and the former demon decide to forge a new path together after they break free, and neither hellfire nor holy water is going to stop them now.

They have their own side to look out for, and it's a lot bigger than just the two of them. Which is good because you can’t fight heaven and hell alone. (Well you can try, but…) Along the way they make an arrangement of mutual trust with some witches and wizards and end up saving the world, and each other, again.

[The previous works in the series "Ineffable Bastards Universe" are all worldbuilding for this one, starting from "In The Garden".]

[katfell]

One thing I do not want to happen in S3 (apart from the obvious like Crowley moping for three years and Aziraphale coming back admitting he made a mistake and begging to be taken "back"), is having God planning all that happened and always having Aziraphale and Crowley being together in her plan.

I want God to feel bad for being awful and take steps to remedy the hurt she caused.

[masnadies]

Yes!

I don't want them to be following her plan. If it were here plan all this tie, it kind of removes their agency.

I want them to be following their own separate plan, ideally thwarting hers.

The idea of God being redeemed after everything is interesting. How can a deity redeem itself? Can one learn, grow, become more human, even? What interesting thoughts this is bringing up.

Definitely, I want the situation to improve permanently, but the only way I have imagined it is tearing down all the current hierarchical structures and somehow setting every being free.

We'll find out in just over 2 months!

[obligateweirdo]

It’s difficult having God as an actual persona I n the equation at all, isn’t it? One big difference between the book and the show is that in the book you have an omniscient narrator and in the show God is speaking for herself. To me this introduces a the concept that She has a stake in the story that was not implied in the book and honestly makes it more awkward. * In the book it was never quite certain if God existed, and in any case He was removed from the man narrative.

The concept of testing Her creation is all through GO, with special emphasis placed on the story of Job (one of the most frightening Bible stories, I think, showing that you can do everything right and still have God come down on you like a ton of bricks for funsies). I expect some sort of follow-through on this theme in S3–testing, maybe judgement, maybe the Ineffable Plan, but I too hope it isn’t “that all worked out as I planned!”

*I may be the only one, but I kind of resent making God specifically femme in a universe that’s so fucked up. Nothing feminist about that. I’d prefer God change genders or be agender if we’re sticking with the Job story and all that. I’m capitalizing God’s pronouns for the sake of tradition, btw.

[graywingssmua]

How can anyone have free will when the being at the top is all-knowing and all-powerful? You can't even be sure whether or not you genuinely like The Sound of Music.

I think Jesus is going to be key in S3's resolution, though I don't know if He will be an aspect of God or a pure human playing the Son of God. Either way, maybe Aziraphale and Crowley must convince Him to spare humanity. I do agree there has to be a system change for Crowley and Aziraphale to be together safely. One way would be to make their side official, a balance between Heaven and Hell.

[dalliancekay]

A lot of thinking has gone into trying to make the idea of free will and an omniscient God compatible.

Most religious people - if they ever thought about it or questioned it - would say that knowledge does not mean causation. God is outside of all that is happening. God knows what will happen but did not cause it to happen. You still have free will, even if God knows what you will do. It's a little like God having watched a match you are just about to watch yourself. Just because She knows how it will end does not mean she caused how it will end. God is outside of Time. She knows everything because She's not in it.

When I first read Augustine's thoughts on Time as a young teen I had my world view shaken up I tell you. I love philosophy ever since.

In GO Michael says Universe and Time will be destroyed after Second Coming. They are not necessary. They are just tools for humanity to exist in.

But if we step out of GO universe where God is real for a moment, the question of free will is even more interesting imo, and one I had read a lot about. There is no consensus but there are a lot of people suggesting we do not have free will, it is just an illusion.

As for Jesus, for some reason, my HC has always been (and I am curious to see what will actually happen in GO3) that Jesus is not at all happy with what happened with his teachings. And it can't come as a surprise to anyone who actually pays attention to his words.

So in my opinion, Jesus spent 2000 years angry because he was lied to. He did not help humans and whose fault is it? His mother's? That of human nature? I don't see why he would want to go ahead with the Second Coming. Not if he is the real Jesus I think of and not the fanon Jesus of religious fanatics. I explore this a little bit in some fics, like this one. But I do wish I was a better writer.

[dalliancekay]

Well this just made me sad again.

The disappointment and frustration is never ending.

No. Jesus was frozen for 2000 years or something. He barely knows where he is or who he is. And definitely not when he is.

[masnadies]

Did they use this as a checklist? Current emotional state after reading our hopes and dreams:

[mageofthepeople]

Title: Miracle in Mallorca 1/3

Rating: E (this chapter is T, maybe)

Summary: Aziraphale and Crowley are two humans on vacation for completely different reasons. When they happen to meet, sparks fly.

This is a human AU.

Excerpt:

He was one of the last people aboard the bus and squeezed himself onto the edge of a seat next to a lanky goth with sunglasses who was staring out the window. Aziraphale would have much rather arrived earlier and gotten a seat to himself, but needs must. “Sorry to bother you,” he mumbled, glancing over at the man who paid him no mind. The journey to the excursion itself took nearly an hour from the port, during which Aziraphale tried desperately not to intrude on the other man’s space. A task that proved difficult in some of the road’s rough sections, but he thought he managed it rather well. Arriving at the vineyard, the group was led to a courtyard where an assortment of wines was set out, along with bread and an assortment of olive oils. Each person sat in front of a flight of red and white wines. Aziraphale was quite surprised when his bus seatmate sat down next to him. The tall goth nodded, his first acknowledgement of Aziraphale, who smiled at him and turned back to the wine.

Continue Reading!

Thanks to @glitteringrock and @on1occasionfork beta reading this ages ago. 😂

@gosummerbang

@goodomensafterdark

[on1occasionfork]

Go read it!

[deichselschwein]

EVERY OTHER SUMMER - The posting is upon us!

Dear all,

as announced I've started posting my completed Summer Omens Big Bang contribution:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

@youryurigoddess and @hawt-pants-exe were so kind to hold my hand, while I battled the words. In Chapter 2 you are going to find the amazing art of @hawt-pants-exe (More is going to come soon.)

In total the fic has 20 Chapters and is up to 32 k words. I hope you give it and my amazing artists much love.

[maidenimage]

"I Woke Up And Summer's Gone"

📝by @maidenimage

🎨with art by @artnmak ☀️as part of the @gosummerbang

Rated: G+/T

Summary:

Aziraphale has attended the Camelot Carnival every summer since he was a boy. Now that he's old enough to have godchildren that he adores, his favorite summer tradition is taking them to see all that the festival has to offer. But he'd be lying if he said tradition was the only thing keeping him coming back year after year. Then again, you'll never get him to admit to his coy infatuation with the attractive red-headed man who operates the Ferris Wheel...

Chapter One: Six Years Ago...

Aziraphale takes his godchildren, Pepper and Wensleydale, to the Camelot Carnival as he does every year. But unlike every other year, this time Aziraphale has his eyes on more than just the candy floss and neon lights...

Chapter Word Count: 974 (1/7)

Posting Schedule: Monday-Wednesday-Friday until complete!

[good-omens-fanfic-be-like]

“[The collar is] only meant for play,” Aziraphale continued, brushing his lips through the fiery tangle of Crowley’s hair. “To mark when it starts and when it ends. The rest of the time, you’re mine because you choose me and I choose you.”

From Devotion: Wings by pixiepojmansky.

[scribblerinthestars]

Finally finished and posted my GO/TNG one-shot. Sorry it took so long, the heat this summer has turned my brain to soup.

I once again want to extend a HUGE THANK YOU to @thenightshade738 for the incredible art of Captain Crowley! Seriously, you’re a gem!

Without further delay:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary: The battle with The Borg at Wolf 359 was devastating for Starfleet. Crowley's ship, the USS Lucinea - his very first starship of his own - fares better than most; Aziraphale is safe, what members of his crew left alive are safe, but he's lost something that's been a part of him for centuries.