On1OccasionFork

Fork / Joy, she/her, fic writer, victim of the Good Omens brainrot, mother of snakes, cats, and other creatures

[on1occasionfork]

My works on ao3, both complete and in progress, under the cut.

Series:

What the Cat Dragged In

But, soft!

Rating: M, 78k words, 31/31 chapters posted, Complete

Crowley's life is going well. He's got his shop, his friends, and a new flat with a balcony perfect for a few plants. That's when things start to get complicated.

Floating in a Most Peculiar Way

Rating: T, 4.1k words, 2/2 chapters posted, complete

Whether fifteen or fifty, Crowley's fate has always been written in the stars. A But, soft! prequel.

To Be Natural

Rating: T, 1.5k words, complete

A But, soft! prequel. “To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.” - Oscar Wilde

There was magic abroad in the air

Our homeward steps were just as light

Rating: T, 7k words, Complete

Pepper welcomes a new resident Mr. A. Z. Fell to Whickber House, and he seems lovely. There’s one problem — the only free room is next to Anthony. Nursing Home AU

There was never a dream to compare

Rating: T, 3.1k words, Complete

All Warlock wanted was for Uncle Ant to be happy. And now he is. Nursing Home AU.

Multi-chapter works:

Thus Saith the Lord

Rating: T, 53k words, 22/? chapters posted, on temporary hiatus

They've averted Armageddon. Again. What's next for an angel, a demon, and the best car in the world? Setting out for parts (mostly) unknown. Along the way, they'll live in the present, revisit their past, and maybe, just maybe, discover what the future holds (hint: it's a cottage in the South Downs).

history, history

Rating: T, 5.5k words, 3/3 chapters posted, Complete

For a moment, a solitary moment, he thought it was the angel.

you can’t take the stars from me

Rating: M, 12k words, 2/? chapters posted, updating irregularly

When the job doesn't pay, you do what you need to survive, even if it means taking on passengers. As if he didn't already have his hands full keeping the ship in the air and dodging his crew's constant trysts. It wouldn't be polite to toss all the passengers out the airlock, right? Maybe just a couple of 'em? The boy is alright. And the Shepherd, well, Crowley's never been one for holy communion, but there's something about that fluffy hair and those stormy blue eyes that makes him want to kneel. He might even get the chance — if they can make it past Legion and the reavers. Good Omens/Firefly fusion AU.

Gelassenheit

Rating: E, 36k words, 5/6 chapters posted

Widower Ezra Falb wants one thing: to see his child Muriel be happy. But when eight-year-old Muriel witnesses a brutal crime, the pair find themselves tangled in a perilous web of corruption. Their only ally is Anthony Crowley, the surprisingly compassionate detective who promises to protect them. After the investigation takes a horrific turn, the terrified Falbs and a wounded Crowley are forced into hiding within Ezra’s Amish community. Now, Crowley, a city cop, must navigate the unfamiliar world of rural simplicity while battling both external threats and the growing tension between himself and Ezra. Can their fragile alliance — and burgeoning feelings — survive the stark clash of cultures, Ezra’s upbringing, and the looming danger of those hunting for them?

One shots:

Picture It: Soho, 2020-something

Rating: M, 1.5k words, Complete

Sometimes the details of that fic you're reading seem a little too familiar.

to the beat of our hearts

Rating: T, 1.6k words, Complete

In a bookshop, an angel wakes and sleeps and dreams.

Wise As Serpents

Rating: G, 2.2k words, Complete

Aziraphale makes a few new friends while he waits for his oldest and dearest to return to him.

Gen Az

Rating: G, 1.5k words, Complete

Aziraphale makes an effort (not that kind of effort) to get with the times. It goes...poorly.

Thou Little Tiny Child

Rating: T, 6k words, complete

Aziraphale looks in on the birth of Jesus, only to find himself with an unexpected companion: Crawly. Angel and demon go their separate ways, but keep ending up in the same place — watching over a baby.

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Rating: T, 2.5k words, complete

Aziraphale had always thought of the time between Christmas and New Year’s Day as a liminal space, half unreal for the waiting, as if the whole world were holding its breath.

But once every ten years, he has a hundred, a thousand places to be.

From the Hand of the Wicked

Rating: T, 6.2k words, complete

By the time they reach the crucifixion of Christ, Aziraphale realises that he has managed to meet Crowley at least once a century over the past seven hundred years. Sometimes it’s happenstance. Most of the time, it is decidedly not.

And Thou Couldst Have It All

Rating: T, 2k words, complete

A mysterious record leads Aziraphale and Crowley on a journey through music and memory. When the Bentley carries them beyond Earth, they shed their human forms, forge a deeper connection, and find proof that their bond is not just unbreakable — it’s written into the music of the spheres.

Rather Substantial Potatoes

Rating: T, 5.8k words, complete

In the quiet town of Bone, Idaho, something strange is sprouting from the earth. Is it an angel's blessing gone awry — or perhaps demonic mischief? When the FBI's crack team of paranormal investigators arrive to look into the deepening mystery, an unexpected temptation threatens to expose more than just the peculiar happenings on a small farm. Will Aziraphale and Crowley unearth the truth in time — or will buried secrets finally come to light?

Poetry:

A Love So Grate

Rating: G

Crowley reflects on his life, his love, and his hopes for the future. The prompt was to write an ode on a food theme, with extra points for cheese.

Still

Rating: T

A poem for the night.

To Have and To Hold

Rating: G, a GOetry Pillow Fight Poem

Aziraphale muses about his love while wrapped up at the bookshop.

An Elegy to Softness

Rating: M, a GOetry Pillow Fight Poem + Art

Aziraphale's lament.

(Un)Holy Palmers

Rating: G, a Goetry Pillow Fight Poem + Art

At what might be the end, Crowley muses on expressions of affection.

In Badness Spent

Rating: M, a Goetry Pillow Fight Poem

Some things can't be washed away.

Slow Burn

Rating: G, a Goetry Pillow Fight collab with AllRoadsLeadToGO

If there's one recurring theme throughout their history, it's fire. Well, that and love.

Time Will Tell

Rating: G, a Goetry Pillow Fight Poem

Aziraphale muses on a gift from Crowley, given long ago. Now parted, he realizes that perhaps Crowley knew he would need it someday. Perhaps its time has come.

a fire shall be woken

Rating: G

You call it hope—that fire of fire! -"Tamerlane," Edgar Allen Poe

Wherewith We Fly

Rating: M

Aziraphale delights in one particular aspect of Crowley.

Marginalia (or the Art of Reading Outside the Lines)

Rating: M

Sometimes when Crowley watches Aziraphale with his books, he wonders what it might be like to be treated like one of them. One day, he gets his answer.

A Petrarchan sonnet with a bit of a call-and-response twist.

The Long Way Home

Rating: G

The flames may have died down, but love still burns between the Bentley and the Bookshop.

A dialogue in Burns stanzas.

If I Speak Love

Rating: M

"Speak low if you speak love." -Don Pedro, Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Scene 1

Aziraphale's promise and plea to Crowley

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[siaillustrations]

Happy Pride Month 🌈

[tanpopomugishu]

Who knew reading could be so exhausting. 🤣 ---- Finally, my first Asa & Anthony art!! I love my old man yaoi!💕 One of my favourite things is being able to draw them like this, since canonically Anthony reads books and Asa sleeps.

@goodomensafterdark

[kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon]

Fic: Cosmological Constants

Rated Explicit || 12K words || Asa/Anthony

THANK YOU to @brenna and @malachitegrey for beta reading and moral/immoral support 🥰 Also tagging @goodomensafterdark like a good goblin!

CW/TAGS:

Asa Fell/Anthony Crowley, Good Omens Season 3, First Dates, First Kiss, First Time, Developing Relationship, Past Relationship(s), Established Relationship, The Big Bang, Transformation, Bigger On The Inside, bigger on the outside and the everywhichway, reincarnation but not explicitly, Romance, Soft, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Baggage, South Downs Cottage, see more at AO3

Summary:

"Say goodbye, then."

Or! What if they didn't? Or if they did, it didn't matter. Because it's them, you see. Everything.

Excerpt:

He feels upside down and inside out, at home in his body with this body, and like he's brand new, finding sensation, hell, nerve endings he never realised he had. He should tread carefully, because he wants to fly.

He can feel a sense of the same strange reticence in Asa. There's a gentle tremor in the fingers combing through his hair, caressing his neck. The room feels too close around them. The atoms are greedily voyeuristic, holding them too tightly. And then it's equally too large, as though they've truly been catapulted to space and it's only them. Alone in an entire universe, quiet and soft and breathy where there can be no sound or heat or light, and yet, it feels about to explode in a roar of light.

Read the rest on AO3!

[on1occasionfork]

As Evening Falls

A birthday poem and art for @the-ineffable-dance

As evening falls in velvet, warm and slow, and candlelight turns all the bookshop gold, as loosened hair like embers freely flows beneath an angel's gentle hand, controlled,

“You've done so well,” he murmurs, low and sure— a benediction breathed against the dark— “Now rest, my love, there's naught else to endure,” so shoulders tremble as words find their mark.

No war to win, no summons at the door, no ancient fear to drag these two apart; just tea gone cold, and clothes upon the floor, and one soft voice undoing one proud heart.

And there we leave them to the life they've sown— each one, at last, both knower and the known.

Happy birthday, Dance!

@goodomensafterdark

[hollow-head]

A missing scene. Thanks for all the fanart and fic throughout the years, you guys

[on1occasionfork]

Abide

Rated: T

Word count: 28,200

Summary:

In the middle of a war-ravaged city, Aziraphale is doing what he can to care for people until, one night, a stranger appears at the door of his medical tent carrying an injured little girl and begging for help.

The man vanishes almost as quickly as he arrived, leaving Aziraphale with a child who has nowhere to go, an inexplicable sense of familiarity, and far too many questions about the man in black who called him angel.

Excerpt:

“Please…”

Aziraphale startled, spilling his thankfully lukewarm cocoa across his knuckles and – oh, bother – the reports he’d stayed late to complete.

He looked up sharply toward the half-open door of the tent. A man stood there, the black lines of him a stark silhouette against the white canvas.

And clenched in his arms: a little girl, no more than six or seven, her face pale and slack, her dark brown hair matted with – dear Lord – blood.

“Please,” the man repeated, and though his features were still half in the shadow of the tent flap, the desperation in his voice was clear.

“She needsss,” he started with an odd lisp, and Aziraphale saw the man’s Adam’s apple bob as he swallowed thickly. “Please, can you help her?”

Continue reading on AO3

This is the first story I began writing for Good Omens, more than two years ago. I've been working on it off and on since, hoping to get it finished and published well before the Finale. Alas, life. But I managed to finish posting it approximately one minute before the finale went live. Ha!

Thank you to @dbacklot99 and @missunderstoodlyrics who did the initial betaing on the first section when I first joined the GOAD Writers Guild, and to the dear friends who encouraged me to finish this story. All mistakes are my own.

@goodomensafterdark

[ineffablebookgirl]

For your consideration, on the Good Omens finale...

God, voiced by Frances McDormand, has not been heard from since season 1. The God who appears in the bookshop at the end of season 3 was summoned by Aziraphale writing in the new Book of Life. She is the embodiment of Aziraphale's hopes and fears about what God really is, and she does everything exactly as Aziraphale would hope -- she obeys Crowley's command to pause in destroying them. She answers their questions sincerely, not in riddles. She allows them true choice. And she honors their wishes.

Aziraphale brings here there, and she does as Aziraphale wills, for once. One interpretation could be that this is not actually God (the God who was shuffling the cards in season 1) but Aziraphale's manifestation of God.

Season 1, as an adaptation of the book, resolves the problems of season 1 and the book, and does so in a way that really doesn't need a sequel. Season 2 reopens all of the same problems, and creates an ever-recurring repetion of these same problems, within the system it creates. As long as Heaven and Hell exist, the same crisis will repeat. The finale ends the cycle of crisis by ending the system of Heaven and Hell, at Az & Crowley's choice.

Aziraphale and Crowley end up together, on their own side. They end up with Aziraphale being ready to give up the earth to just be with Crowley -- you can see the disappointment on his face when Crowley says the opposite, until he realizes Crowley is right. And Crowley is finally willing to sacrifice being with Aziraphale, for humanity, which is what Aziraphale was trying to do at the end of season 2. They both come around to seeing each other's point of view, together. That is their happy ending. They're finally on the same side. For real. For good.

And in the new Earth that Aziraphale and Crowley create, they get to be together again, in a new, human way, with their wholly free will.

[maidenimage]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary:

Fairies aren’t real. Love potions aren’t real, either. Unless they are…

Prologue & Chapter 1:

Following the fables in his books, Aziraphale arrives in a wooded somewhere looking for the infamous Robin Goodfellow — a.k.a. Puck the jester fairy. But a surprise is waiting for him on the fairy's front steps… [THREE MONTHS EARLIER] After seeing A Midsummer Night's Dream for the first time, Crowley and Aziraphale have a chance to pick William Shakespeare's brain about where he gets his inspiration. His answer sends them on a quest of their own.

Rating: T

Words: 2,925 (so far)

Chapters: 1 & 2 of 3

This is a part of the @goodomensafterdark "spring fling" gift exchange! My story is for @on1occasionfork. 💜

[on1occasionfork]

This is so much fun, y’all! Go read it!

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[on1occasionfork]

The Battle of the Bookshop Rated M 1,066 words Summary: Crowley attempts a conquest. Aziraphale comes out on top. Neither of them loses.

Happy birthday @goannasun!

@goodomensafterdark

[goodomensafterdark]

Warning to writers - new bot trend

Dear all,

A new trend is starting to appear in AO3 comments: impersonation of known writers in certain fandoms to write extremely mean comments.

The username is going to appear as such:

This, for example, is a member of Good Omens After Dark, who we know and love and can absolutely ENSURE would never post something as nasty as the bot I'm showing here has posted. That, as it was brought to our attention, made it very obvious to us that something new had appeared on AO3.

All the known writers you all respect and love have a registered account on AO3: please consider this fact when you see such a comment by an account whose name you might recognise.

No self-respecting writer posting on AO3 would post the nasty things that we're seeing floating around posted by those new types of bots

And they would certainly not go through the trouble of leaving that comment with their actual account name as a Guest name.

Report and block, and please stay safe. Do not engage with those accounts, they are entirely meant to discourage you and to make you delete your works.

If you do believe that you are being treated very unfairly by a GOAD member however, never hesitate to report it to the GOAD mods, as that is not the type of behaviour that we accept from our members.

Signed,

The Mod Team

[fishey-me]

Fandom Trumps Hate Offering!

Hello Good Omens fans! I'm putting a 5k-10k fic up on auction for Fandom Trumps Hate 2026.

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written fanwork Subtype(s): Fan fiction (new) Fandom(s): Good Omens Highest rating: E Minimum Bid: $20 Audience: 18+ only Length/scope: 5 -10k words

Characters/pairings of interest: Prefer: Crowley/Aziraphale, willing to explore other pairings

Subjects/theme/tropes of interest: Prefer: Romance, Fluff, Smut, Action, Fantasy, Humor Willing: Kinks

Unwilling to address: Rape / Non-Consensual Sex, Explicit Torture, Abuse, Psychological Torture, Unhappy Endings, Collars, Scat, Vore, Bloodplay, Watersports, Oviposition, Petplay, Master/Slave dynamics, Teacher/Student dynamics, Incest, Age Regression or Ageplay, Reader Self-insert

Other notes: I'd like to be able to get a prompt or list of preferences to work from. If the bidder likes, I will share an outline when I've written one in order to make sure the story is going to go in the direction the bidder likes. I'm happy to get feedback on any changes the bidder may request and adjust accordingly at the outlining stage.

[fishey-me]

Like an idiot, I forgot to link to myself. https://fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/383453.html

@goodomensafterdark

[fandomtrumpshate]

Browsing is open!

Great news! We have gotten through (almost!!) all of the final details, and the 2026 Offerings Blog is now open for browsing. Creators, it's time to start promoting your auctions to your friends and followers! Bidders, it's time to peruse your fandoms and start getting excited!

When you get there, please see our post about our cool new navigation feature, creator directories! We will also soon be posting some tips about how to navigate using our tags.

Bidding opens at 8 AM on Tuesday, March 3rd

[groovynightstrawberry]

I have two Good Omens auctions this year!

First, a 5-10k fic (although I have no self control, a good prompt may end up considerably longer), Aziraphale/Crowley only, preferably Human AU, preferably E. The tropier the better.

See GroovyNightStrawberry's works <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/GroovyNightStrawberry/" target="_blank">here</a>!<br /><br />Qu

And second, Britpicking of one longfic up to 100k, or equivalent multiple longshots. I will pick your spelling, your grammar, all those annoying cultural differences that you never think about! I will take away your 'z's and give you 'u's and swap your vests for waistcoats.

See GroovyNightStrawberry's works <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/GroovyNightStrawberry/works" target="_blank">here</a>!<br /><br

[groovynightstrawberry]

Bidding is now open! Want some personalised smut *and* the warm, fuzzy feeling of having donated to charity? Now's your chance!

[skullfragments]

FTH 2026!

the browsing period is now open! you can see my auction here:

See skullfragments's works <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/skullfragments/tagged/sara%20does%20art" target="_blank">here</a>!<br /><br />Que

i'm offering fanart for good omens and marvel! go check it out and please feel free to reach out with any questions!

there's so many amazing creators offering all kinds of work - you won't be disappointed :)

[littleweezel]

Hi, I am trying to Trump Hate. Wanna help?

Browsing for Fandom Trumps Hate 2026 is open, and I am excited to participate for the first time.

Afraid-Industry's FTH Auction Page

I am offering a 5,000 to 10,000 word Good Omens fanfic. I love writing stories as gifts that I wouldn't necessarily write if left to my own devices, so I can't wait to see what prompt my bidder throws at me.

Want to see what kind of stuff I usually write? Check out my work on AO3. I like silly. I like sweet. I like two (or sometimes three to four) idiots in love. I like making people feel things. I like challenging myself and trying to grow. Have questions about a potential prompt? DM me. I'd love to chat.

Let's do it. Hate needs to be trumped more than ever this year.