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Cyn. 20. Designer. Atlanta. Cats. Hiphop. Tentacles. Wait what? (previously known as La China Doll)

[masocats-blog]

Lololol this white girl on my Facebook just posted "my post leg day meal was so good it didn't even need seasoning" Ahahaha yes it does #dying oh white people...

[naizer]

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[masocats-blog]

How basic white people try to be artistic:

-take a bunch of glitter, paint, and makeup 

-shove it up your butt

-fart it all over your face

-strike a dramatic pose

-take pictures

-get 100s of likes and comments that say things such as “omg so talented!” and “beautiful!” 

[masocats-blog]

I am so confused there is the cis girl on my facebook that literally in the past few months has transformed into a gay drag queen.....? Like all she does is go to all these gay/male bars and wear drag makeup and take sexual pictures with drag queens and other females trying to be drag queens like wut? So she’s trying to look like a guy...that wants to look like a woman i’m so confused is this a thing can someone explain

[masocats-blog]

Apparently 113 people liked my comment on Bubzbeauty’s Facebook post....?

uh. ok. 

[gifsboom]

[masocats-blog]

OMFG I CANT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I NEED THIS 

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

[sansgod]

[kingxtonio]

Feelin Myself music video watch it now 

[scandalpants]

So my friend is getting married to a boy whose last name is White, and we’ve been trying to come up with a wedding hashtag… The options so far aren’t great.

[wishyroses]

Oh my god

[girlsluvbeyonce]

[theclassyissue]

Balmain X H&M 

[masocats-blog]

AHHHH 

I GOT A JOB IN FUCKING LA THIS SUMMER

ATL > LA HERE WE GO

WASSUP MY LA FOLLOWERS WHERE YOU AT??  IM TOO HYPE RIGHT NOW  THANK THE LORD AND THE UNIVERSE 

PS - SAVE SOME WATER FOR ME

[sirheisenberg]

[sussica]

[9gag]

[note-inthepages-deactivated2014]

Accurate post is accurate.

[datrump-deactivated20170405]

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

[thegirlinthesea-deactivated2015]

Lame

[yeahmicah]

For those in retail.

[tamtoee]

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

[mulderhatesqueequeg-deactivated]

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

[winmu]

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water). Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

[novitasnovus-deactivated2014030]

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

[mysteampunkheart]

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

[failedhellos-blog]

That last bit of commentary though.

[gaeadene]

On one of my first days at my job, a woman came in wanting to return a lip pen. She said she thought it was an eye pen. It had lip pen written clearly on the side. We aren’t allowed to return cosmetics for obvious reasons. She got cross, asked for all our names, and stormed away.

Never heard from her again. 

[brendan-j-harkin-deactivated201]

I got a call from a guy who had recently taken out Broadband with Sky for his new house and he was on the war path because it had been 3 weeks and he still didn’t have internet. It then turned out he had called pretty much every single day since ordering the broadband to find out when it was being set up and had been consistently told every single day that he didn’t even have a phoneline due to it being a newly built house and Sky were paying engineers to actually get him connected to the phone network, which always takes weeks to get done. He then threatened to sue me and Sky for “breaching the contract”. Even though he wasn’t even being charged for anything since he didn’t have the bloody services. I got a “customer comment” back from a low-scoring survey like 3 weeks later and it was him claiming that I refused to give him internet. 

[theusb]

Patterns & Parrallels.