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[smothermewithaffection]

So I got this ad on youtube...

It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.

And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”

And I look at the bottom. 

the ad is seven hours long.

[smothermewithaffection]

UPDATE

i’m half an hour in

the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.

[smothermewithaffection]

He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon

[smothermewithaffection]

he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.

[smothermewithaffection]

HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA

[smothermewithaffection]

he’s really getting into the book

[smothermewithaffection]

He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he’s measuring the grass again.

[smothermewithaffection]

HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET

[smothermewithaffection]

the sprinklers turned on…i’m two hours into this thing

[elodieunderglass]

more compelling than real tv tbh

[avvocarlo]

if your eyes start hurting what you’ve got to do is lay down and close them for a while…. now that’s a sexy little manoeuvre that we in the medical field like to call “sleep”

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[ausimilation]

K. But I’m crying

[vladtheunfollower]

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[99percentinvisible]

[verisimilis]

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

[yeahokaythenaight-blog]

as someone who has worked at a grocery store for over five years, all i can imagine is these items being shoved back all over the store and I have to find them all and put them back in the correct location

[prideprejudce]

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[paprika]

[chickenfarmersan]

[abercrombee]

wrow i really am kin with this white woman…

[thepakdefect]

[filthyhetero2]

[hugobugo]

Y’all it’s that time of year again

[stagemanagerssaygo]

A prop breaks at the end of the first performance on a two-show day

[toxicmp3]

he had to ask the audience

[trollney]

u better toil shrew

[officialjiggly]

What are the healthiest teas

[stalling]

Honesty, integrity, and loyalty

[officialjiggly]

Can y'all ever just give me a normal answer

[anewbrainjughead]

I just got back from seeing Love Simon, and at the beginning of the Movie the projector stopped working and we had to wait a while for them to fix it. So this older woman who works there started distributing free tickets to go see a film as compensation. So she hands one to this girl and smiles and says “a lovely girl like you, you could use this with a boyfriend” and there was this unanimous gay pause across the audience and you could tell that every fucKing person was looking into a metaphorical camera like they were on the office.

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW