No Apologies After 10 PM

A Writer. A Musician. A Lover.

[softwaring]

[notmybeautifulhome]

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[zackpaslay-deactivated20190708]

15 minutes into disneyland and chill and he gives you this look

[bled]

[silentreadinghour]

while you were partying i was stomping on oranges

while you were having premarital sex i was dehydrating tangerines

While You Wasted Your Days At The Gym In Pursuit Of Vanity I Was In Hospital With Scurvy

and now that the world is on fire and the kumquats are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

[good-night-bandit]

I’m honestly terrified of this post??

[silentreadinghour]

i stuck a lemon in the microwave and it fuckign exploded and i will do it again

[foulserpent]

i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…. lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table…. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.

[forlovefromfear]

Don’t! Hurt! Your! Plants! They love and trust you all they are doing is being cute and green and making oxygen for your sorry ass to breathe

[foulserpent]

they dont “love” me or “trust” me. they know im a bastard and i know they are too and both of us are fully prepared for the day one of us kills the other

[daily-superheroes]

[laughoutloud-club]

[thursday]

[masqueradelemonade]

I just wanna be happy and marry Sarah and take her to beautiful places and give her good food and make cute babies that we can tickle. I'm not feeling okay tonight...

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

it’s like a time capsule from hell 

[intimacyblog]

[ncc-1337-deactivated20170924]

So like, Data always struggled with humor in Star Trek. But I’ve had the amazing relevation that he’d be a meme lord in today’s world. Cause memes are just variable formulas. That’s why shit post generators are able to make actually funny posts. If a simple script can make memes, why not Data?

[1-800-bug-zone]

LET DATA MAKE MEMES

[sixpenceee]

The White House’s Pete Souza has shot nearly 2 million photos of Obama. Here are his favorites.

[birdwings]

I’m going to miss him so much.

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN 😍😩

[muiromem]

#too much bear for not enough kid (via)

[deepdickpizza]

[sinbadism]

this mans life has been torn apart

[kinesthetiacreal-deactivated201]

i’m so happy this is making rounds again back when this vid first blew up i would watch it like once every two hours

[imalsoembarrassed]

fuck

[mrtrivazne]

But Steel Is heavier than feathers ¿?¿