Surprise Bitch

Celestyn | he/him | 19

[keybladesoras]

Frozen 2 (2019)

[ankle-beez]

[transheadcrab]

any1 wanna venmo me two hundos so i can get some platform docs. please help me im five foot three

[transheadcrab]

all of you are hypocrites. short king this and manlet boyfriend that. and when a short king is in need of help what do you do. nothing. you laugh as the jester jingles in the court of a 5 foot 8 inch and above world. your allyship is performative and i am taking notes

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

i hate explaining shit. telepaths only

[mawbwehownets]

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

[twitblr]

Happiness is so underrated

[hotvampireadjacent]

one time i showed this pic to my dad and he got flustered and said “I’m sure it’s not the first gay dog” trying to be inclusive

[free-parking-blog]

cyanometer, c. 1789, an instrument that measures the blueness of a sky

[nudityandnerdery]

The 1700s, more efficient with shitposting than Tumblr in 2012.

[zooophagous]

Are you shitting me

[ithelpstodream]

[arcadeigannon]

[peachyvinyl-old]

[akawaiishi-blog]

Midorima: I would never say this to Takao’s face, but he is a wonderful and very talented person.

Kuroko:

Kuroko: Why

Kuroko: Why wouldn’t you say that to his face

[plutoxpotato]

I can’t help but think they look similar I’m sorry 😩😭🥺

[mioxenoblade]

the whole “companies searching their own names on twitter” thing is funny tbh

[teawithlemonacid]

Finally!! Eboys & softboys chain is finished and they’re all together 🤧

(Some of the redesigns belong to artsiceli ; go check her tiktok for more)

[jinv]

#we irritating

[saragapen]

Literally can't tell me I'm wrong

[secondclassvines]