benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰
bad parts of having job:
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
d e v o n
Claire Keane
hello vonnie
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

blake kathryn

shark vs the universe
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵

#extradirty
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@machiattto
benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰
bad parts of having job:
“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”
got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it
imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out
A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.
*unmutes*
never let it be said i dont treat my miis right
i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept
“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find
and if not, rest assured. I will find a way
the foreboding sense of doom? oh yeah i know that one. just double check you have your wallet, keys and some chapstick, works every time
was expecting to reblog this with a tongue-in-cheek reply to the many people saying "this didn't fix me :(" but somehow not a single person in the notes is disagreeing. everyone's just nodding their heads thoughtfully bc yeah that's how you deal with the Foreboding Sense Of Doom, that's good protocol
Do the Doorway Macarena: pat yourself down repeatedly to the tune of your panicking soul.
DOORWAY MACARENA
Do you talk to your mutuals?
Telepathically more than actually
#mutuals: pls know i'm reading all your tags and laughing at your jokes and approvingly thinking '[username] is so cool'
i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents
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