Bitch with a capital “W”

Meghan Professional Meme, Self Nominated DJ, and Mom Friend Dick Grayson Stan Insta & Twitter: Mmagicss

[magicsuga]

I woke up in a cold sweat and had to make this

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[pinkpussybey]

watching the wizard of oz for the first time and I thought this was technicolor????????

[pinkpussybey]

Oh forget it hakdhajagajaha

[drtrinitysantos]

- people in 1939

[animatedtext]

[aboutoriginality]

[notaplaceofhonour]

[lokaror]

in our society, not everyone can walk the dinosaur.

[orcposts]

because of woke?

[lokaror]

Because of woke.

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[charl0ttan]

best multiple of nine

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Voting ended onMay 28

[cinnamonngirl555]

Everything is so rushed. People in their twenties complaining about being old, sped up songs, sped up videos, too many things to do in such a short time. We have lost the art of lingering.

[rockshitty]

The amount of disbelief I’m willing to suspend is directly proportional to how entertaining the show is. If a show is barely able to hold my attention and has betrayed my trust before, fuck you, that’s not how cutting someone’s head off works.

If I’m glued to my seat every week and can’t stop watching, then yes, absolutely, the professional athlete in a blond wig is indistinguishable from the 17 year old lead actress.

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[tacobellcheesygorditacrunch-dea]

Hornyposting but with an air of melancholy

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[saetiate]

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

[beybuniki]

they're so silly

[beybuniki]

let sammy enjoy his lunch break fennel salad in peace!!!!!!!!!!

[beybuniki]

this could have been a filler episode

[magicsuga]

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