Speed Griffons

Hi i'm Carley and this is a dumb little blog for me to happily spam Dragon Age and Mass Effect things.

[massivedragoneffect]

Hey there followers! I hate to do this but I decided to start anew with this blog elsewhere. I felt like it was really hard to interact with the people I follow for these fandoms because this is a sideblog, so everything went through my main blog. I’ll be keeping this around for an archive but nothing new will be posted. 

I would super duper appreciate it if y’all would follow my new blog and hopefully this will be a chance to interact better with people now that my shit is separated

Thanks!

p.s. please excuse the incompleteness of the new blog at the moment I’m still building it

[massivedragoneffect]

Hey there followers! I hate to do this but I decided to start anew with this blog elsewhere. I felt like it was really hard to interact with the people I follow for these fandoms because this is a sideblog, so everything went through my main blog. I’ll be keeping this around for an archive but nothing new will be posted. 

I would super duper appreciate it if y’all would follow my new blog and hopefully this will be a chance to interact better with people now that my shit is separated

Thanks!

p.s. please excuse the incompleteness of the new blog at the moment I’m still building it

[massivedragoneffect]

Hey there followers! I hate to do this but I decided to start anew with this blog elsewhere. I felt like it was really hard to interact with the people I follow for these fandoms because this is a sideblog, so everything went through my main blog. I’ll be keeping this around for an archive but nothing new will be posted. 

I would super duper appreciate it if y’all would follow my new blog and hopefully this will be a chance to interact better with people now that my shit is separated

Thanks!

p.s. please excuse the incompleteness of the new blog at the moment I’m still building it

[massivedragoneffect]

Hey there followers! I hate to do this but I decided to start anew with this blog elsewhere. I felt like it was really hard to interact with the people I follow for these fandoms because this is a sideblog, so everything went through my main blog. I’ll be keeping this around for an archive but nothing new will be posted. 

I would super duper appreciate it if y’all would follow my new blog and hopefully this will be a chance to interact better with people now that my shit is separated

Thanks!

p.s. please excuse the incompleteness of the new blog at the moment I’m still building it

[greasedrips-deactivated20150405]

ogHREN

[massivedragoneffect]

admiral hackett: shepard, i've got another mission for you

shepard: what is it admiral

admiral hackett: i left the light on in my house can you go turn it off

[weng56-deactivated20141106]

[maaseffect]

ME3 Planet scanning guide, SO HANDY

[mercurialmalcontent]

Somebody needs to tell the Bioware writers that you can’t thrust a sword through a breastplate. 

No! Not even your most badassed character! No excuses! Stop writing it! Stop typing this instant and consult an actual expert on swordsmanship because yes they do exist!

Killing blows are done through armor weak spots, like joints and eyeslits! Or crushing damage with blunt weapons! But you can’t! Punch a sword - or heaven forbid, a dagger like in DA2 - through armor! Because THAT’S WHAT IT’S THERE FOR! TO STOP SWORDS! If it were that easy to puncture it wouldn’t be worth wearing!

[lydiafrye]

I’m sorry Cullen but it was fucking hilarious.

[normandytexts]

“another masterpiece” shepard says as she hangs it on her wall next to the macaroni recreation of the collector base exploding

[marllowe]

Bruce Wayne in Injustice looks exactly like Garrett Hawke and I’m all about that

[mikkeneko]

#dragon age  #batman  #i guess?????  #hawke  #if there’s not fic of this im gonna be so disappointed  

Unsurprisingly, there is fic of this.

[bittersweetbumblebee]

I keep imagining a very tired Shepard giving Grunt crayons to keep him entertained. At least until his big boy mission.

[9348923842384982348284283]

frankensteinsmonstergirl said: honestly it doesn’t even feel to me like they’re portraying them as “equals”, they’re presenting the templars as “basically right but with a few faults” and the mages as wrong

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i mean “Cullen to me represents another side of Templars which is a side that we need to keep active. Not all Templars are these heartless bastards who would happily torture mages, that’s not true, there are Templars who are good people” is an actual quote from dgaider and we know the devs did their best to portray the rebel mages as petulant children 

so you’re not wrong

[thepunchingbag]

Treating “mages like petulant children” is essentially a psychological abuse tactic used by nearly ever Templar in the game.

How much do you bet mages in the Circle were told they “weren’t allowed” to do basic things like cook for themselves or mend clothes? Everything is done for them… And I am sure this was presented as a “luxury” rather than a control tactic. It gives mages very few practical skills and makes them dependent on others.

Also, I am sure the fact that mages were given clothes and food and shelter was used to guilt them into submission. “We put clothes on your back and food in your belly and THIS is how you behave? How dare you want MORE? Do you know how many people would love to have a hot meal and clean robes? Now stop being so selfish and shut up and be thankful for what we give you.”

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god yes this reminds me of that one cutscene in da:i with cass that you get if you side with the mages, where there’s this mage complaining to her about something and she tells him to, essentially, deal with it, and then turns to the inquisitor and complains about mages acting like children 

i was literally so appalled like! oh my god! you fucking lock these people up their whole lives and tell them they’re a danger to themselves and everyone around them and a sin in the eyes of the maker! you actively prevent them from gaining practical/survival skills! you strip them of basic bodily autonomy and personhood! and then YOU. COMPLAIN. ABOUT. THEM. NOT DEALING WELL WITH THE WORLD

what. how are you. what is this. i cannot believe

[kill-your-idles]

Happy Mother’s Day!

[azndoodledork]

why wont morrigan like me

[adaarsvitaar]

I await the day video game characters can realistically drink out of cups

[fenmech]

[thranduils]

[bigmancave]

WHICH ONE IS YOU?

[crimosito]