Mr Parrot The Fish @massivegaynerd - Tumblr Blog

people with no intro or pinned posts scare me

I just locked in so fucking hard on minecraft

Love this ad. Sponsored by the concept of garlic. And you know? Top tier product. I do enjoy garlic.

absolutely convinced my dad has something because we were in the car and my mom was talking about some new grocery store and this is the scenario that ensued:

My mom: yeah we need to get more totes (as in the bags)

my dad: totes adorable! (he turns to me) I like smoothie king.

then he proceeds to stare out the car window like a dog that just saw the mailman

#parentposting

pokemonarchive

Zoroark ex (2026) - Pulsing Aura Illustrator: AKIRA EGAWA

I like moths theyre pretty cool

In honer of pride month have my gender envy but it makes progressively less sense to cis people :}

Trent Crimm- Ted Lasso

Grace- Project Hail Mary

Gunpowder Tim- The Mechanisms (lowkey obscure but its a band)

Crowley- Good Omens

Loki-Marvel (specifically in the Loki series and in Ragnarok)

Marshall Lee- Fionna and Cake

Finn- Fionna and Cake (Specifically in Fionna and Cake when hes grown up)

James- Pokemon

Link-Legend of Zelda

Jon Sims- The Magnus Archives

Gnarly Eddie- Splatoon 3

Ralsei- Deltarune

Napstablook- Undertale

Zucker-Animal Crossing

BMO- Adventure Time

The snail- Adventure Time

Bayleaf- Pokemon

Turtwig- Pokemon

Wooper- Pokemon

Goomy-Pokemon

Smiskis- They're the little green figures that you can get in Asian markets and such :]

#Dude this was supposed to be a short hahafunny post but then I just kept.#adding more things.#got away from me a bit there but its fine TvT

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Look at his fat gluttonous ass

his greed sickens me

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Still can’t get over the fact that the abbreviation for Pokemon Winds and Waves is WIWA‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏

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tearlessrain

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

tearlessrain

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

If I could live in any video game universe my top three pics would be:

Pokemon

pro: Pokemon. What more need I say? (I have so much more to say. However for the sake of not having a whole damn essay on this post I shan’t. Mutuals you should be proud of me for this.)

con: some of those Pokédex entries have some interesting implications

Undertale

pro: monsters !!!

con: murder maybe (?)

Splatoon

pro: cool cities, cool gimmick, cool characters (MURCH ILY<3)

con: Mr Grizz is scary :/

Legend of Zelda was a close contender but in the end the existence of the Calamity/various villains (such as the fucking moon) kept it off the list although lowkey I could switch it for Undertale

anyway rb with your top three and the reasoning cause Im curious

@anonymousalchemistz @junoares-dancefreak @simply-noodles @morallyambiguousfrog @amazingdylan @ghostly-starship

sandmandaddy69

harzilla

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

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anonymousalchemistz

@massivegaynerd - youre probably Cherry Cream or Chill

@land-of-the-weird - youre fruit punch or small bird. Not a gay joke I prombles

massivegaynerd

I feel like I’m probably closest to avocado but I think you’re fruit punch :0

massivegaynerd

I’ve said it before and I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. THE HOTTEST THING A PERSON CAN HAVE IS MEDIA LITERACY!! when they start analyzing shit and drawing comparisons to old classical literature and art??? Hell yeah! Hot af!

junoares-dancefreak

UGH DUDE WE FUCKING GET IT SHUT THE HELL UP!

massivegaynerd

NUH UH ☝️

this one didn’t

the other one from a little while ago I will give you but this one just looks like a hot non binary (which you agreed abt btw)

#Smh what is this hypocrisy

I’ve said it before and I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. THE HOTTEST THING A PERSON CAN HAVE IS MEDIA LITERACY!! when they start analyzing shit and drawing comparisons to old classical literature and art??? Hell yeah! Hot af!