Mr Parrot The Fish

He/They, Pan, Trans and asexual MINOR!! No nsfw please I have Audhd and Misophonia Side blog is @forestdwellingnerd I'm mostly just a shitposting account Although I have been known to fandom post (I have a big list of my fandoms so send an ask if you want me to post it ig) No intro post and no decorations Mostly cause I genuinely have no clue how Also cause I have not the time nor effort :) I don't do tag or note games Anon is off cause again- I'm a minor guys resident of gooberville Uhm yeah send me asks 👍

[zerodagger]

people with no intro or pinned posts scare me

[massivegaynerd]

what the fuck. It’s three am and I just thought of a better way to have worded a random ass text I sent A FUCKING YEAR AGO WHAT FHE FUCK WHY IS NUERODIVERGENCE LIKE THIS

[massivegaynerd]

Mikoshiba from monthly girls nozaki-kun

nobody else knows this show dude so propaganda under the cut

this is now a propaganda post because it’s legitimately a funny show, the whole premise is satirical and is making fun of the standard formulaic romance animes

so like they have characters who fill all the archetypes and then they are also just n o t what the romance stereotype wants them to be, like this character Mikoshiba fills the laidies man archetype who’s friends with the quiet tall blue haired male protagonist character

and then after like the first episode you meet him it turns out he’s actually very bisexual, gets embarrassed at any kind of attention on any level, has zero skills, and deeply fears women or anyone for that matter

we love you Mikoshiba you’re doing great

[undeadhousewife]

[thememedaddy]

[teal-morphsuit-guy-offical]

hey riley what the fuck does this mean

[aroace-ryland-grace]

mr krabs at the chernobyl nuclear reactor

[massivegaynerd]

see the thing about tumblr and the dual meaning of the word freak is that it can be so ambiguous without meaning to be

like I was scrolling and the pictures weren’t loading and I saw a post that was like “they’re such freaks” and then a picture and I was just like hmm this could very easily go either way

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[joey-wheeler-official]

gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh

[joey-wheeler-official]

has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing

[pressxtodavid]

The Cinema Sins effect

[curt-the-lizard]

Cinema Sins would never had existed if we were all lizards.

[the-haiku-bot]

Cinema Sins would

never had existed if

we were all lizards.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[edettethegreat]

the magnus archives and its running theme of antagonistic forces being polite,,,

-"It Is Polite To Knock", first and foremost. and there's a running theme of antagonistic forces knocking. eg, Jane Prentiss never attempting to force her way in to Martin's house, but standing outside and knocking for days on end, Natalie knocking politely on Kathy's door when she tries to recruit her to the Dark cult and never barging in, etc etc

-the Distortion doesn't tend to force people to enter, it waits for people to come in on their own

-Mike Crew's "I was trying so hard to be polite"-- and his attempt was pretty solid! he was legitimately polite up until then, and would have probably continued being polite if Jon didn't keep doubling down

-Peter Lukas cares about proper workplace management and takes actual workplace suggestions from his employees. And agrees to do fewer murders.

-the ONE thing Jonah-Elias is famous for is apologizing. Imagine the most evil thing you do in your life is apologizing for the deception

meanwhile the archival staff are beating each other to death while calling each other 12 slurs per day. they've never tried to be polite for a single second of their lives.

[satan-offical]

would you still love me if I spin you right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round

[anonymousalchemistz]

Sorry for posting about a show im too old for, it will definitely happen again

[massivegaynerd]

be the cringe you want to see in the world homeboy

[massivegaynerd]

so I actually have a second blog and it’s pretty cool and you should look at it

@forestdwellingnerd

it’s my art and photography blog where I post my own stuff and rb other peoples cool stuff

plus I just started doing what I think might become a daily series of carving Pokemon stamps so that’s pretty nifty

anyway yeah come follow me over there :333

[massivegaynerd]

I REQUIRE HIS GENDER

[massivegaynerd]

I could be a pirate

[massivegaynerd]

actually wait I forgot I get seasick

[massivegaynerd]

I could be a pirate in my mind and NONE OF YOU FUCKERS COULD STOP ME

[massivegaynerd]

I could be a pirate

[massivegaynerd]

actually wait I forgot I get seasick

[massivegaynerd]

I could be a pirate

[etc-source4]

whenever i say “computer show me” im never talking to chat gpt im being him