I wouldn't need a title if we were all lizards

I wouldn't need a description if we were all lizards I'm Curt the Lizard from The Amazing Spider-Man (2014) You must be 15 or older to interact. Age in bio or I block.

[curt-the-lizard]

I wouldn't need to make a pinned post if we were all lizards.

Spider-Man dni You must be 15 or older to interact or I block. Ungimmick: My main is @transgwender616

[marinipanini]

Girls are like bugs

They come in all sizes, and are full of protein

[curt-the-lizard]

Girls are like bugs in that sometimes there in my mouth.

[curt-the-lizard]

Because of sex

[marinipanini]

Girls are like lizards

They would be happier as lizards

[marinipanini]

@curt-the-lizard

[curt-the-lizard]

Precise my fellow lizardity spit your shit indeed

[brucebocchi]

[curt-the-lizard]

Nobody would be a power scaler if we were all lizards.

[marinipanini]

Girls are like bugs

They come in all sizes, and are full of protein

[curt-the-lizard]

Girls are like bugs in that sometimes there in my mouth.

[literally-black-jesus]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhh let me out of hell

[marinipanini]

Persephone core

[curt-the-lizard]

They'd let Persephone out of hell if we were all lizards.

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[curt-the-lizard]

Mfs would understand fictional characters are fictional if we were all lizards.

[jovxn-black]

[curt-the-lizard]

Even I gotta admit this cool as fuck.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do any of you even enjoy reading or watching fiction at all? if i wanted the plot with virtually nothing else i would read the wikipedia page

[curt-the-lizard]

These people would enjoy reading and watching fiction if we were all lizards.

[transgwender616]

Love the contrast between Gen Z sounding "Pearled our Harbor" and normal silver age dialogue

[curt-the-lizard]

The lab wouldn't look like someone really Pealred there Harbor if we were all lizards.

[phantomrose96]

Your children's show unfortunately has the absolute wrong take on tackling fascism. Yeah the power of friendship angle is showing a dismal lack of understanding of Marxist theory or even intro-level Leninism. Yeah my only two interests are children's media and online leftist discourse so this is gonna be a problem.

[curt-the-lizard]

Mfs would have interests outside of children's media and online leftist discourse if we were all lizards.

[neccturtle]

WHY IS GOOSEWORX’S TUMBLR GONE

[transgwender616]

It's almost like Tumblr has terminated a lot of trans women's blogs or something.

[curt-the-lizard]

Tumblr wouldn't have terminated Gooseworx blog or any other trans women's blogs if we were all lizards.

[curt-the-lizard]

heyy, big pro-lizard fan here, do you think there would be more or less lesbians if we all became lizards??

Technically speaking the lesbian amount would stay the same. The difference would be that because if we were all lizards there would be no queerphobia and therefore there would be no reason for lesbians to be closeted.

[curt-the-lizard]

What's your stance on other reptiles?

Not as cool as lizards but cooler than every other species.

[curt-the-lizard]

Mfs would STOP making "Bomb that makes bad things happen to transmascs" posts if we were all lizards.

[turnaboutstevie]

weatherboy (derogatory)

[duskbcys-deactivated20221016]

op what does this mean

[turnaboutstevie]

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[curt-the-lizard]

The weatherboy would know if we were all lizards.

[roadside--picnic]

[immigrant]

this was tumblr in 2013

[allegedly-human]

This is tumblr in 2026

[curt-the-lizard]

Tumblr users would not be like this if we were all lizards.