I wouldn't need a title if we were all lizards

I wouldn't need a description if we were all lizards I'm Curt the Lizard from The Amazing Spider-Man (2014) You must be 15 or older to interact. Age in bio or I block.

[curt-the-lizard]

I wouldn't need to make a pinned post if we were all lizards.

Spider-Man dni You must be 15 or older to interact or I block. Ungimmick: My main is @transgwender616

[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[curt-the-lizard]

It would be the best fucking food you've ever eaten if we were all lizards.

[curt-the-lizard]

You're not ascending to lizard-hood! You're just dehydrated!

I did ascend to lizard hood and I should shoot you with the fucking dehydration gun.

[the-muppet-joker]

Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him

[curt-the-lizard]

You should looksmaxx till you turn into a lizard.

[tall]

[curt-the-lizard]

The Church of Scientology would be a gay bar if we were all lizards.

[meanbuddhist]

if seeing other people happy makes you unhappy you need to work on itttt :(((( pleaseeeee :((((((( that’s a you problemmmm :(((

[curt-the-lizard]

People would work on not getting unhappy when others are happy if we were all lizards.

[smokeydabear420422]

[curt-the-lizard]

You would be able to tell the difference between anxiety, boredom and hunger if we were all lizards.

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Eyeshadow is hard… is better at it when I do it lightly.

[curt-the-lizard]

Eyeshadow wouldn't be hard if were all lizards.

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Huh, thats true.

Appreciate your insights as always curt.

[curt-the-lizard]

Thanks :3

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Eyeshadow is hard… is better at it when I do it lightly.

[curt-the-lizard]

Eyeshadow wouldn't be hard if were all lizards.

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[curt-the-lizard]

All trans people would get a shockingly high resolution mango if were all lizards.

[mrwatermelaun]

That Absolute Batman meme where it's like "Bruce please for the love of god you can stop being Batman bro" when he faces a new horrific villain, but its 1610 Ultimate Peter Parker whenever some new life-altering bullshit happens in his life that week.

[transgwender616]

Funniest part of 1610 Peter was he started being Spider-Man at 15 and died at 16 meaning he had to deal with all that bs in about a year's time.

[curt-the-lizard]

Good I fucking hate that guy.

[whiteshakira]

1 time i watched this youtube video called "every time a person of color has had a line in the harry potter movies" & it was only like 10 minutes long but also the "person of color" with by far the most lines was this shrunken head with a jamaican accent

[curt-the-lizard]

Harry Potter would've been rejected from every publisher if were all lizards.

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

"Men Aren't Better Than Women: Both Genders Are Inferior To Me" is a 1991 book by Dr. Ivo Robotnik (better known for other work). Though its primary purpose is clearly to stroke the author's own ego, it is generally regarded as a comprehensive, well-constructed, and accessible work of contemporary feminist theory, and is still commonly-cited to this day.

Most of the critical complaints have been about the tone; in a review from 2005, Professor Victoria of Spagonia University said, "The constant self-aggrandizement undercuts the idea that its subject ought to be taken seriously. Also, wasn't the 'feminist' line from the Sonic Heroes manual a mistranslation of 'womanizer'?"

In 2026, Dr. Robotnik released a new edition updated for the preceding 35 years of developments in feminism, with the subtitle changed from "Both Genders" to "All Genders."

[curt-the-lizard]

All genders and Dr Robotnik are inferior to lizards.

[the-muppet-joker]

At night I hear the ants in my house whispering to me and telling me to go full on bug mode. I can't listen to them yet. But I tell them, soon

[curt-the-lizard]

Go full lizard mode instead.

[lolmythesis]

if our eyes faced sideways we'd probably talk different

Linguistics, University of Kent

Language and the Body: How Human Physiology Affects Linguistic Structure

[queerveganarchist]

@curt-the-lizard

[curt-the-lizard]

I have to talk the same as before I was a lizard just so y'all can understand me tsk tsk

[queerveganarchist]

sorry curt 😕

[curt-the-lizard]

It okay :3

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[insomaniackills]

Folks really need to reacquaint themselves with this concept

[curt-the-lizard]

People would avoid small reference pools and expand there horizons if were all lizards.

[curt-the-lizard]

would we get to pick what kind of lizard we are. if we do i wanna be a fat tailed gecko

Sure I don't see why not. Expect some fat tailed gecko serum in the mail.