*gaslighting parent voice* I’m sorry if you feel hurt by anything I did to you, just know that it was never my intention to hurt you and that I love you
Y i k e s
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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*gaslighting parent voice* I’m sorry if you feel hurt by anything I did to you, just know that it was never my intention to hurt you and that I love you
Y i k e s
Thank you Michigan, very cool!
I see this car all of the time I love it
i would do anything to feel wanted
I want my husband to have this accent
alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient
What true love looks like.
OKAY SO I had a coworker who was otherwise a standard clueless Straight White Guy, but this dude loved his wife and he knew her real good. And his wife LOVES shitty grocery store icing. So the first thing she’d always do with any cake is shove her fingers into the corner and scoop off whatever abomination of a flower was on there and eat it off her fingers. SO THIS DUDE GOES TO THE STORE AND HAS THEM MAKE A WHOLE CAKE OUT OF FROSTING Brings it home to his wife for her birthday She shoves her fingers into it and then they just keep going FROSTING ALL THE WAY DOWN He said the look on her face was the best thing he’d ever seen in his life It gives me hope that even a clueless Straight White Guy knew and loved his wife enough to give her the perfect birthday present cake frosting abomination
And I love to imagine the conversation he had to have with the grocery store bakery.
That’s disgusting, what a good husband
I cannot imagine someone actually like loving me??? wanting to be with me?? dating me?? unfathomable & also impossible
me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks
me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞 my dearest!! my beloved, my heart, my cutie pie!!!!! 🤧💘💓
“Isn’t it fucking terrifying that no matter how many promises they made, no matter how long you’ve been together, someone can get up and walk out of your life without a second thought and you have to carry on living because the world doesn’t stop for any of us”
— Unknown
Hi babe, I know you’re gonna read this sooner or later. So I just wanted to remind you that you’re important and I adore you.
me when I see a train: look there’s a train
when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up
rb this with ur star sign & whether ur a parks & rec person, an office person, or a brooklyn 99 person
self care is pushing back your suicide date a little bit further
RACISM BEING USED AS A TACTIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AHHHHH
I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people
The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.