[unconvenience]

plot twist: your crush likes you too

[isthiswebsitedeadyet-deactivate]

[alexander]

*feeling of secondhand embarrassment from watching white suburban children trying to whip and naenae*

[ruinedchildhood]

[zechv]

“no pain no game.” i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

[mossgirl]

Can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack Please

[funhomes]

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

[piercedshut]

my biggest secret is one time at a party i scared the shit out of everyone by chugging a whole bottle of vodka and everyone was scared as shit and just screaming at me to stop because i hadn’t  really drank that much before and when i was done since we all were so drunk they put me on their shoulders like a king and started chanting my name now everyone still to this day thinks im fucking hard ass bitch and everyone was shocked that i could take so much but its all a lie because i replaced it with water and that is my biggest secret.

[piercedshut]

you should also know that i was sort of new to the area and like that was my first outing with anyone at the school and that like gave me a title and place and from then on everyone thought i was a hard ass bitch and everyone loved me and i was popular and my whole high school career was a lie because i drank some water. 

[princehypnos-deactivated2015060]

This is your personal guardian dog.

He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”

He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

[voxmyriad]

where is the lie

[sealfie]

Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek 

[fag]

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

[howdy]

oh my god

[lordsherlokimort]

Pixar finally announces The Incredibles 2

Everyone: 

Pixar:

[momlonde-deactivated20130315]

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

[taelusive555]

“probably”

[weredonehere]

“We have to go back”

[momlonde-deactivated20130315]

you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

need a laugh?  find one yourself.  welcome to the real world dumbass

[notdeadbabies-deactivated201603]

Sending weirdly cropped photos to my brother.