Master Betty

Peter. 27. NJ. Cats and dogs.

[sacred-portal]

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[bunjywunjy]

[tyako89]

練習

[louises-belcher]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

current tiktok discourse i'm reading

[airsignz]

[sioltach]

[withironhands]

Avengers (1963) #5

[starkexpos]

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Big “then perish” energy here

[melynnwaters]

I love :) its like a girl to me

[neovenatorgirlteeth]

What about :3

[melynnwaters]

:3 is a animal or perhaps a creature to me I think

[skankplisskenmoved]

[africanaquarian]

he look like he’d play satan in a straight to dvd movie

[jaubaius]

Do A Barrel Roll

[catcrumb]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

NO

[blackberrrying-deactivated20210]

but maybe i shouldn't speak ill of the deactivated

[fellwhite]

[ryebreadgf]

[wytchcore]

Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

[archcracker]

why do people still use anime icons

[pilenopilepile-deactivated20150]

[archcracker]

woah, calm down there inuyasha

[pilenopilepile-deactivated20150]