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imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

hollowtones

Holly how long should i boil my noodles for

If you don’t want to read the package directions I’m going to tell you to boil them for about thirty minutes & enjoy my new meal (name of “Wet Incident”)

finneroo

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

nyaa

I am unemployed

homunculus-argument

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

wario-hentai-hobbyist

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

wario-hentai-hobbyist

Found it!

homunculus-argument

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

kaylmao

tatzelwurming

alcohol has no known effect on the human body

sightofsea

tamale for dinner i'm a winner. tamale for lunch i'm balling a bunch. tamale for breakfast i am on the guestlist.

sightofsea

utilitycaster

kind of baller that there's such an emphasis on the ritual at the theater being fueled in part by intention, and the intention is now not just "put on a play about a failed orcish rebellion in conversation with the fact that the rebellion ultimately succeeded as shown by the largely orcish theater company putting it on in the former dithyramb of Azgra" nor "put on a play about a failed orcish rebellion in conversation with the fact that the Falconer's Rebellion failed twelve years ago, but perhaps a second-go-round will be as successful and decisive as the Shapers' War was" but also, specifically "fuck Yanessa Halovar in particular".