Suck My Straw

Master Shake here. I don't wanna hear what you're saying. So get the hell away from me. Unless you're a hot bitch. Them come this way. Ignore the rotting meat that rolls around the house, he's an idiot.

[masterfreakingshake]

“What’s up, Bitches. I am back. Bow to me.”

[masterfreakingshake]

"What the hell are you?"

[kansasxblues-deactivated2016070]

"Who quits drinking?   — — - I’ll tell you. People are talk to friggin’ cups with faces an’       — what the hell’re those? Hands?”

[masterfreakingshake]

"Wow you're a dick. I'm not just a cup, assface. --Yeah you wanna see what my hands can do?"

[masterfreakingshake]

"You are a babe."

[masterfreakingshake]

"Hey look I found your brain. Down there. On the ground."

[masterfreakingshake]

"I rate you a 7. Show me your boobs and I'll make a 9.5"

[kansasxblues-deactivated2016070]

   x. — -  man, i’ve   got   t’ quit drinkin’.

[masterfreakingshake]

"Why would you do a dumb thing like that? Who just 'quits drinking'? Are you boring? You look boring."

[kansasxblues-deactivated2016070]

"Please tell me I ain’t the only one who sees this.”

[masterfreakingshake]

"I know, I know. I am incredibly attractive. But please, keep your pants on. I'm not into men."

[masterfreakingshake]

"Do you want something? I'm a little busy right now."

[theshortbusblonde-blog]

"Way too much info and no way I am touching your butt after you telling me that."

[masterfreakingshake]

"Oh don't be one of those stuck up bitches who think they don't fart and shit like the rest of us."

[exterminatore-archive-deactivat]

"You stole my cat.. I should burn you." 

[masterfreakingshake]

"You better get your fucking head checked. This is my cat. His name is Mr. Sparkles."

[heyruthless-deactivated20161113]

Meet my new piece, Master Shake #burnitdown

[masterfreakingshake]

"Get your own pussy."

[masterfreakingshake]

"You wanna go stand somewhere else? You're scaring all the hotties away."

[masterfreakingshake]

If I don't get off here now, I'll be here all night. thanks for the fun guys. See you later!

[dxllpartsarchive]

Noah cannot help but be worried about his mental health at this point. He is either positive that he has gone insane or is seriously baked. Noah did smoke today so the second choice could be possible. Damn man, he needs to lay off on the weed if that even is the cause of him seeing a giant, talking milkshake. “Why is your cat named Mr. Sparkles if it’s a girl?” Of all the questions to ask, that was his question. Way to go Noah. “Master Shake? Are you a rapper or something?” 

[masterfreakingshake]

"Do not question my choices. I named her that because I wanted to. Don't insult her either." He takes a moment to cover the kitten's ears before looking back at the dude "No I'm not a rapper. Rappers are stupid. I'm a sex god. That's why they call me Master."

[masterfreakingshake]

+ violetthedancer

[choreftes]

"You’re a cup. You don’t have a D."

[masterfreakingshake]

"Have you seen it? No, then don't doubt it until you do."