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my roommate’s on jstor and she just whispered “oh fuck yeah” so that’s the mood

When you find The Paper™

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

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#2018mood

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Ye Olde Tumblr, 1609

end thy life knave

fluoride-bomb

yon originale pofter if an æphobe

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hear ye! hear ye! this be a callout post for goodman john! all good godfearing men take heed that brother john:

is slothful

makes merry upon the sabbath

has known lady elizabeth outside of wedlock

believes earth to be round (possible vvitch)

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then shalt thee perish

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Pisst thyn panteloones

voidbirds

Bowling pin

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SHOTS FIRED!

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OH SNAP

phantomberserker

OOF

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Also a few notes on Baranowski’s Bullshit

1) A country is not a house. It is not private property owned by one person or group of people

2) Immigrants do not eat “Your” food. They eat food. And given that many types of food are imported from all over the world to various countries, odds are that you and they would be eating food that originated in the same countries regardless of where they lived

3) Doctors see multiple patients. I very much doubt there is a single doctor anywhere on earth who only sees one person and never anyone else. They are not going to “Your” doctor they are going to A doctor

4) No one “Draws money from your bank”. Banks don’t give people free money. People get money from an employer and it can then be placed in a bank. The money is theirs. They earned it through their work. Them taking money out of a bank account they set up does not mean there is less money for everyone else.

5) EDUCATION IS NOT A FINITE RESOURCE. People from other countries attending a school does not mean that people born in that country can’t attend school. Teachers aren’t going to say “Okay we’ve taught the Universal Limit of Children we are allowed to teach no one else gets to have an education now”

you fucking twatwaffle

6) People living in a country are entitled to have opinions on how that country be run. This is called democracy but given that your a republican I can understand why you probably have nothing but contempt and hatred for the idea

7) Make a call to the authorities about a home invasion and they will show up and do something, not call you a racist

Complain about people from other countries daring to exist in your own and you will be called a racist. Because you are one