local kingslayer

Séamus / 23 / 🇲🇾

[phantomberserker]

Wanted to write something mean but instead i will hope upon hope that you are happy, dear visitor

[pukicho]

I need you to know that my favorite coworker owns a pink tax evasion hoodie and it looks incredibly comfortable and it was only slightly awkward when I asked her if she was wearing pukicho merch

You mean to tell me people who work wear my shirts?

[redrosesshadowwolf]

You have merch?!?

[pukicho]

Yeah here

[pukicho]

Can you two fall in love now please? I think it'd really help me sell more shirts.

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[christianstepmoms]

[iridesia]

Jimmy “The Hammer” Valentine on WMEW 99.9 while I’m trying to decide which cats to take to the moon

[flerns]

im collecting them

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[cosmikazie]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[anyonewestofbree]

Let’s climb on and chew and get chomped by mama

[drtanner]

Me, seeing the first frame of this video: Oh, mama's at the end of her rope. :')

[thecolorsfucked]

she seems a lil stressed

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

Unmute to hear the lion kitten’s reaction

[wordswithimages]

[blasphemousclaw]

one man’s giant snake :( is another man’s giant snake :)

[mynqzo]

messmer the impaler

[kushblazer666]

[pokkin]

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

[crazy-brazilian]

[zygon-commander]

The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating

[cuunos]

[gumi-megpoidd]

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible