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Séamus / 23 / 🇲🇾

[phantomberserker]

Wanted to write something mean but instead i will hope upon hope that you are happy, dear visitor

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[sloppystyle]

[portamento-system-deactivated20]

the tags on this are so good

swiftphobia

[storyweavingspider]

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!

[orteil42]

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

[pocket-deer-belly]

death to the USA

[segamascott]

[hellsitegenetics]

im a big fan of how entering "homo" into BLAST's organism-specific search field will show you every way a scientist has ever typo'd homo sapiens

[littjara-mirrorlake]

in the searched field. straight up "homoing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My sapients

[lastvalyrian]

sorry liberals, there are only three sexualities: homo, pan, and gorilla

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[pukicho]

I need you to know that my favorite coworker owns a pink tax evasion hoodie and it looks incredibly comfortable and it was only slightly awkward when I asked her if she was wearing pukicho merch

You mean to tell me people who work wear my shirts?

[redrosesshadowwolf]

You have merch?!?

[pukicho]

Yeah here

[pukicho]

Can you two fall in love now please? I think it'd really help me sell more shirts.

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[christianstepmoms]

[iridesia]

Jimmy “The Hammer” Valentine on WMEW 99.9 while I’m trying to decide which cats to take to the moon

[flerns]

im collecting them

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[cosmikazie]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[anyonewestofbree]

Let’s climb on and chew and get chomped by mama

[drtanner]

Me, seeing the first frame of this video: Oh, mama's at the end of her rope. :')

[thecolorsfucked]

she seems a lil stressed

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

Unmute to hear the lion kitten’s reaction

[wordswithimages]