Shit my friends and I have said sentence starters
"Dude bro I forgot to tell you. You were right. Matching socks is very bad luck...."
"Et tu, seagull? Et tu?"
"This just in: I am both too ace, and too gay for this nonsense."
"Spotify, why do you think I want to listen to christian rock?"
"I hate that this keeps getting stuck in my head, so now I'm subjecting you to it."
"I don't even necessarily like Lucky Charms but holy shit someone send a ninja to my apartment with Lucky Charms because do want."
"I smell mac and cheese downstairs. It's calling to me."
"My day has consisted of trying not to have panic attacks every five minutes and playing Fire Emblem. I need ice cream."
"Team Cap? Nah. Team Iron Man? Nah. Team Black Widow."
"Spent most of my day thus far listening to creepypasta, and suddenly my freezer is making weird, pit of hell-ish, sounds. Um?"
"The first person to find good sushi in my neck of the woods wins my eternal affection."
"All I need out of life today is chocolate ice cream, Malec, and happiness. And maybe also fries. Fries are good."
"I am all about Nutella. Nutella is love, Nutella is life."
"I love this cow."
"TWO HUNDRED PIECES OF CHICKEN AND NINETY SIX BISCUITS SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY I WOULD ATTEND"
"Serves one hundred, my ass."
"I don't care how you make them as long as they make it to my mouth."
"You need to watch this thing. But not around children. Preferably not in public at all."
"WHY IS THERE A FORK IN MY GUITAR CASE?"
"Bro what do you want me to do with all this butter??"
"FUCK THAT, IT'S FROSTING."
"Sperm will find you."
