Master of None

Tyler/June ‧ he/him ‧ 21 ‧ German ‧ queer in a bunch of different ways ‧ mediocre at best

[masterofnone379]

I'll add it once I get around to writing an intro post but just fyi: I will not reblog anything that tries to guilt trip you into reblogging by stating or implying that you are a bad person for not reblogging or anything of that sort.

For one because I think it's shitty, but mainly because I know that if I do it once I will feel forced to do it every fucking time and I don't want to lock myself into that rule because it's going to be very stressful for me, even if I agree with everything these posts are saying.

If I choose to ignore something, that does not automatically mean I disagree with it.

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[tallowandport]

Imagine that Eridians grow with age, so when Rocky first left Erid, Adrian was around the same size as them, but now coming back all these years later Rocky reunites with Adrian and they're now like three times the size of Rocky. (the wonders of time dilation)

Rock doing the equivalent of blushing furiously and swooning like "omg... my mate is so so so beautiful."

Also imagine that they never stop growing until death, so maybe by the time they reach 600-and-something and die of old age, they're MASSIVE.

So an old Eridian will just lumber off a ways, sit down, and pass on. and boom. they're a mountain now. That's a mountain.

Rocky leads Grace to two towering mountains and points up at them like "look look look! These were Rocky's parents!"

(yes, I was thinking about lobsters when I wrote this)

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Simon's brain is a sponge. He picks things up incredibly quickly, and if he weren't beaten down into a weapon for Eden, he would've been an extremely intuitive, bright man.

You all saw how fast he adapted to getting lost in the tunnels.

Anyway,

Some platonic Bloodymary except Simon gets to finally be allowed to nerd out at the things he's been dying to for years, and Grace gets to watch his spark come back in real time.

It's Mark's nerdy, enthusiastic, contagious love for oddly specific but incredibly fascinating things that never got to see the light of day. His optimistic approach to things mixed with his ego causes him to dive head-first into everything he can, the moment he realizes he won't be shunned for it.

Simon would love to get into real education on his own time. Eden didn't do much with him because they didn't need a thinking individual, they needed a strong-arm.

But Simon is more than that, and more than them.

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[overtherails4u]

[djvance]

So happy Iron Lung is out again because now I can get screenshots in HD

[taydaq]

. kiss

[nikoisme]

scrapped painting,, thought i might as well post it

[nikoisme]

i want to put my thoughts behind this: this was supposed to be a piece for pride month, titled "you were loved". the sky is the color of the aroace flag (just upside down)!

basically, i wanted to show an aroace person — an old aroace person, to be precise. being aroace myself, i am always told that i will forever be lonely and miserable if i don't get a partner. so showing grace, who is aroace to me, as old and happy and fulfilled and oh so loved by his best friend, was really important to me <3

[patronsaintofdemons]

completely absolutely 100% unrelated to any of my current interests i happen to have these pictures of markiplier choking a chair

completely by coincidence of course

[djvance]

nothing better than finding a new png of Rocky to play with

[bronzeplates]

it is important to me that the first meeting between simon and the hail mary crew is a bad one

First (this one) - Next

close ups \/

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[lixel-5]

[xeniashrimp]

Okay, first order of buisness: shitposting

*dumps these on the ground*

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.

[hare-brained-schemes]

me lowkey