Welcome to the Gates of the Hellish Yard.

Master of the Hellish Yard here, though some know me as Nemesis Sudou. Don't worry, you can talk to me. I'd rather sit and listen to all your excuses now than explain why some saint or what is doing in Hell later. ~ independent MotHY RP blog, I try to update on Sat & Sun, GMT+8 ~ current M!As: none ~ Relationship status: er.

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thegraveyardmistress replied to your post:"It's been awhile hasn't it?"

"Unfortunately not. It seems like all those fool-hardy enough to visit have died off."

"Call it natural selection, I suppose."

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"It's been awhile hasn't it?"

"Indeed it has. Have trespassers to the theatre been feeding you well?"

//yoooooooooo

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master-of-the-hellish-yardstick started following you

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 Grave too, let out a cackling laugh, which mirrors his insanity.

"Hmph… Hahahahaha! Ha… Can’t argue with that. Yes, I agree. And I like it noisy. But not MA and court… And I don’t care about what are they going to say about my lousiness.

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Hellish grinned and shook her head.

"Now, now, Court's wound up too tightly for her own good, so don't mind her. MA can be alright though."

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"Ah, it seems you don’t have that problem then. Lucky."

Hellish looks him up and down. “Pretty sure I don’t see that in a mirror though.”

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"Ah… Yes, well, I suppose it’s only natural that, being different genders, though the same person, we wouldn’t look too terribly alike."

"Oh no, no, I  still get plenty of people just waltzing in here. Nutcases, honestly. Not to mention Heavenly is always chewing me out, the little brat."

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"Mostly theatre folk, I'd assume? I'd always just get random living people walking in thinking my office is a restroom, or something as equally ridiculous. Either that or someone Court sentenced to death."

"Heavenly means well, but...sometimes he can be a bit of a child."

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master-of-the-hellish-yardstick started following you

(As Grave)

"What business brought you to my yard, Hellish?"

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"What’s the matter, Grave? Can’t a girl just drop by for no reason?"

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"It’s not like you can’t come here, but having two Hellish at my yard in the same time makes me feel weird…"

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"Well, the more, the merrier, am I right?"

Hellish flashed a twisted smile.

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eve. has a harem. of adams. she has an adam harem.

adam harem.

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"More like you’re the only version of me that doesn’t."

"You really should pay more attention to what’s going on—anyone could’ve just walked in, you know."

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"Well normal people don’t just walk into Hell, you know."

"But since you’re me, and I’m you, it sort of makes sense for you."

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"Ah, it seems you don't have that problem then. Lucky."

Hellish looks him up and down. "Pretty sure I don't see that in a mirror though."

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master-of-the-hellish-yardstick started following you

(As Grave)

"What business brought you to my yard, Hellish?"

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"What's the matter, Grave? Can't a girl just drop by for no reason?"

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master-of-the-hellish-yardstick started following you

"Okay, seriously, who the fuck is watching the door? How many of me are there that have boobs?"

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"More like you're the only version of me that doesn't."

"You really should pay more attention to what's going on--anyone could've just walked in, you know."

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Welcome to Evillious, where every ship is incest due to a certain someone fuckung everybody.

dammit eve you can't fuck everyone stop that

it's veno's job to do that i mean really

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sudoun replied to your post:sudoun replied to your post:sudoun replied to your...

too many wormholes

if we look close enough, everyone in evillious is probably related to each other

i blame eve

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sudoun replied to your post:sudoun replied to your post:wait if hellish is...

…….If Nemesis is a Marlon, doesn’t this make Arkie her (infinitely) great uncle?

i was indeed going to mention that

join the evillious fandom everyone we have weird confused kinda-incest

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anirregulargod replied to your post:wait if hellish is nemesis and gallerian is her...

if we’re going by technicalities and saying that Court is a Marlon and therefore Hev is too, then yes. its very very vaguely incest. but not really since its not by blood.

it;s like "you're kinda my nephew because your not-exactly-mother was a doll that my jerk dad thought was my older half-sister"

ye

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sudoun replied to your post:wait if hellish is nemesis and gallerian is her...

teeeechnically yes

jfc two out of three of the people i shipped with hellish are related to her

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USING YOUR NEPHEW AS A BOMB.

Just Nemesis Things (via anirregulargod)

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wait if hellish is nemesis and gallerian is her dad

and court is gally's fake daughter

and heavenly is court's kinda kid

does that make hellish heavenly's aunt

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I’LL FOOKING KILL YE I SWEAR ON ME MUM!

Nemesis Sudou to Gallerian Marlon (via clockworkerelluka)