[springfieldusa]

[justinpie]

holy shit marge

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ontarom]

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[mudaship39]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sridevi]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[curioscurio]

The Four Comandments

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[dominominomino-deactivated20181]

Queer Eye (2018)

[mateavisage]

[citycrowdpleaser-deactivated201]

Keep in mind

[once-upon-a-mistress]

i was your escape

from a life

you chose to live.

you would come to me

when you needed to breathe,

you said.

my heart was on fire

and your conscience was too,

because no matter how good it felt

to run away from life with me,

you knew that your girl was waiting

in your bed that night.

you ignited something within me

that i didn’t know existed,

but then you disappeared.

well,

my love,

i must remind you

that when you leave a fire burning

it only spreads

and destroys

everything in its path

with no remorse.

a.m.m, 4:37am

[animatedtext]

[once-upon-a-mistress]

i have begun dating another man.

he will never be you,

but he treats me

like i am the finest diamond.

you called me a goddess

once or twice

in bed where it was safe,

but you never

held my hand or

kissed me in public.

i don’t love this man,

nor will i ever,

but he distracts me

from the pain

of losing something

i never even had.

how i wish i could love him,

because he is a good man,

but he isn’t you.

he will never be you

in the sense that

whenever our lips touch,

all i can think of

is how they’re not yours,

and how it felt

to kiss you.

i probably won’t ever

kiss you again,

so this man

who could never be you

will have to do.

a.m.m, 4:27pm

[dreams-in-metaphors-deactivated]

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[atl-definedbody]

Just doing what i was told

[inritum]

[teachercrushm]

I wish for my TC to love me

[unhappinessinlove]

Insanely in love with someone I can’t have.

[slavery]

What’s sex

[acoolguy]

some naked bullshit