Mastia's Blog

Brianna-25- She/Her- ENFP- Oct. 29th- Pansexual- Lonely Gay

[shisogelee]

i am so serious when i say we as young adults are so starved and deprived of community

[shisogelee]

like we as a generation - i'm talking especially young adults who are just entering the workforce - are so so lonely! i think about it all the time. between the incoming recession and cost of living crisis + the rise of wfh + processing pandemic trauma so many of us live deeply isolated lives and i think we deserve better...i'm working fully remote and i consider myself lucky because i do have friends that i see regularly but there's a hunger for that place you can go to to be around people in an organic but meaningful way to you that is not being addressed rn! we now more than ever need communities!

[mollymawkwrites]

Here's my contribution to the Superb Owl, my favourite event ever

This is Bugsy. Yes, he always looks like this.

[happyheidi]

It’s a Cat Dinner Party..

Which one are you? Who are the others? Whats to eat? What do you do for fun? How does the party end?

[possession]

THE MENU (2022) dir.Mark Mylod

[zelkams-art]

light bearing lord;

[zelkams-art]

bloom;

[mxystan]

cultivation world: in an uproar, out for the yiling patriarchs blood

wwx, on his 520th domestic fantasy:

[mastia]

Kinda random but I made a twitter if anyone wants to follow lol- @brithegoose

[danhoemei]

‘what’d you wish for, lan zhan?’ 💫✨⭐️

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Artist: leafimochi (Ko-fi)

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[vethyourhalflingmother]

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

[fromwolfsandgods]

Chaotic good

[swordshapedleaves]

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!

[dragkingandreweldritch]

this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

[dracogotgame]

Always reblog for malicious compliance

[iguanastevens]

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

[reiner-is-back-bitches]

Amazing tutorial I recommend to everyone!

[lemonlordleah-deactivated202212]

Comprehensive and easy to understand 10/10.

[sherlocksbillowingcoat]

Ah, finally a tutorial everybody needed.

[shapeofinfinity]

gas station in nebraska, via r/CrappyDesign

[december-rains]

it's a wonderful door for a children's hospital!

[purpleforcreativity]

this fucking site.

[chaos-goblin-time]

wow! I can really see the use of colour theory here!

[lynati]

Women gotta stop marking their territory like this.

[sandersstudies]

So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.

Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.

[sandersstudies]

I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.

[sandersstudies]

HOMEWRECKER

[titimylove]

get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall

[sandersstudies]

She HAS a cat tower it’s the tallest one the store had

And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.

[vixen-uchiha]

She has a reason and that reason is because she is a cat

[commandtower-solring-go]

Friend posted this to facebook unironically. What the fuck

[commandtower-solring-go]

HIS LEFT AND RIGHT SIDE ARE ENTIRELY EXPOSED. QUICK, VAX THe BASTARD

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

Takin the shot boss

[versace-caine]

[naamahdarling]

Beautiful koi, soliciting food! They get very big, so you have to keep them in a good sized pond. These are very healthy and well kept!

[letsgetsalty]

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

[letsgetsalty]

IT GETS BETTER

[bogleech]

In the wild these urchins will in fact carry a small rock or shell exactly on top like this and im so happy there's people taking advantage of that and who care about their urchins as pets.

[commander-ledi]

i visited an aquarium at some point, and our tour guide told that when the staff had a party, they put a little decorative plastic hat from a booze bottle into the sea urching tank, and just left it there because the sea urchins liked it, and kept taking turns in wearing it.

[goingknowherewastaken]

Discovering that sea urchins wearing hats is a thing in this world means so much to me rn

[kvarenje]

May I present my 4 year old bastard insisting on wearing my very buoyant thermometer

[prokopetz]

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street

Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position

One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it

It was raining

One of them saw a weird bug

[hollowedskin]

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back

They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them

The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them

A flower fell off the potted plant

The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it

One of them lost their bandana

The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her

The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back

[thouroghly-inconsequential]

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.