nerd alert!

obsessed with protein (in a biochem way not a gym way)

[shapeofinfinity]

well hello hello hello welcome to my blog :]

you can call me sky !

she/they

previous url: @shine-brighter-than-morning

other blogs: @albert-damnsilva

that's it hi welcome

[annabelle--cane]

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[asmrgaret]

"you caught me unawares" more adjectives should end in plural. you caught me undecideds

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[afatlittledog]

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[dechtir]

[transmechanicus]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[zeestarfishalien]

Come on guys, if we're gonna do this, it needs to be in true tumblr style

[scaryselfship]

[i-am-the-myrmidon]

[sm64mario]

i have turn into a bag for you!

you can put your belongings in here!

[sm64mario]

mario will have no prupose!

[sm64mario]

mario will have no purpose

[degenerusssy]

fly high, sweet prince 🪽

(the pyjamas, not phil. he’s fine)

video description:

five clips of phil wearing his minecraft pyjamas in black and white except for the pyjamas which are bright green. there is sunlight coming from the top left corner. all of the clips are playing slightly in slow motion. the song in the arms of the angel by sarah mclachlan plays over it

[rabbitkinglune777]

trans women make this place better

[rabbitkinglune777]

not just the website but da world!

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[alexaloraetheris]