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Trying to brute force my way through this pretty gnarly slump. Finally managed to actually draw something, this time continuing my take on the Forsaken from the Wheel of Time.

#oooo love #absolutely perfect #moghedien #art

chained2012

thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤

#lanfear (i know she does war crimes but she deserves it)#nynaeve al'meara #jasnah kholin #taylor hebert #shiv roy #BEATRICEEEEE #(from umineko)#morgana from thifm #uhhh so many actually so I’ll leave it at that

thenotoriousscuttlecliff

So happy to finally see both my favs in costume.

#look at them #girlfriends #elayne trakand #aviendha #wot show

birgittesilverbae

tfw you don't get all of the dream ter'angreal back and you've gotta cut a finger off

#💀#sheriam #wot book spoilers

dollsahoy

People who drink coffee: why did you start?

I don't drink coffee and I've never wanted to, but that's obviously ~not normal~, so I'm curious why most people do start drinking it.

dollsahoy

Additional question: People who don't drink coffee, why?

For me, it's because, as a child, I was incredibly cranky, and as soon as caffeine-free Coke was introduced, Mom had me start drinking that, and, hey, I got a lot less crabby, so that made me want to avoid caffeine. I also never really cared for the smell of coffee, either, so had absolutely no interest in drinking even decaf.

(and yes I am very aware that "it makes me feel better" and "love the way it smells" are top answers in why people do drink it XD)

#I became the lead nurse on a wing full of immunocompromized people during covid #half my coworkers quit #needed that sweet sweet caffeine to keep going on 24 hour shifts #and anyway besides ptsd that’s the only thing I was able to get free from work

meowjoyz-deactivated20230721

the "i love being a hater"sentiment has been one of the worst trends to hit this website in recent days imo. Not because there's anything wrong with being a hater, don't get me wrong, it IS your god given right to be a little hater when time allows,but because so many people take it the completely wrong way. like it is one thing to dislike things and talk about these things on the internet or with your friends Because after all, you are a human being with opinions.but there are so many people on here who are just plain mean and act as though that makes them cooler. being a hater is okay in small amounts. Necessary to being a lover,even. but if you define yourself by hating people and things Well you are just an asshole!

goatedgreen

everyone adding onto this with “you’re just not a REAL hater” and “well you just dont have enough hate im sooo cool and special for being a Hater” congratulations for being a draining and sour individual who completely missed the point of the post

#my block list is sooo long for this reason lol #I just wanna interact peacefully with people who like the same shit I do #valid criticism is fine and even encouraged because it sparks debates and gets you deeper into whatever you like #but hating just because is exhausting #and making fun of the fans of something just because you don’t like it is childish and cruel #love my no-negative-vibes dash rn✌️#something something American history x life’s too short to be angry all the time

wheeloftimecentral

THE SEANCHAN | DAMANE | SUL’DAM and THE DEATHWATCH GUARD

#seanchan #wot show

mfers in fantasy books be like “we ate a simple supper of lightly salted apples, venison simmered in a pot greased with cow’s fat that included potatoes and carrots and hand-picked herbs, goat’s cheese slathered over freshly baked bread, candied peaches, and leftover ale from the last tavern”

bitch that is more complicated than your entire quest to mordor

#everything freshly gathered that day except the ale #went out back and killed some poor farmer’s cow for the grease #probably laid it out on hot rocks for jerky the next day since they had venison #fought off 26 monsters to handpick three (3) herbs so it smells good #chopped down a tree for the wood to make the fire to cook it #and in order to get freshly baked bread completed either a fetch quest for a housewife or killed some mini boss #btw they also stole the farmer’s apples while they were killing his cow #and milked the goat to be able to make cheese #used sauron’s sword to cut their veggies while they’re at it bc why the fuck not #meanwhile I’m going to the store to buy a pack of instant ramen #fantasy mfers get their motivation to do quests bc every day of making food is more of a struggle than the entire quest #fantasy books

highladyluck

I’m a Tuon stan and I love Egwene! We exist

matcauth0n

They should kiss actually

#their relationship would be toxic #and terrifying #but interesting #and they’d take the whole world over togethet #everybody would be terrified #egwene al'vere #tuon athaem kore paendrag

started Kushiel’s Dart because I’ve heard great things about the series. It’s about a bisexual prostitute who’s born cursed (or blessed? Depends) by a god to be an extreme masochist. There’s a lot more to it than that but it contains quite a bit of wlw BDSM. GUESS who the quoted author is, do I even need to say it

#it’s actually really good #beautifully written #but when I looked at the cover I started cackling #OFC RJ LOVES IT #HIS WLW BDSM KINK STRIKES AGAIN #kushiel’s dart #wheel of time #robert jordan

butterflydm

prophecy romances in WoT

For the two main prophecy-based romances in WoT, do you:

like both Min-Rand and Tuon-Mat

like Min-Rand but dislike Tuon-Mat

like Tuon-Mat but dislike Min-Rand

dislike both Min-Rand and Tuon-Mat

have lukewarm/mixed feelings/it doesn't matter that much to you

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2023

In both cases, at least one of the people involved in the romance actively chooses to follow the prophecy/vision that they've been given, and the prophecy is known before any feelings happen on either side (which is why the other two parts of Rand's romantic situation are not here).

lenin-it-to-win-it

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me…

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun