melo

clown school graduate 2022

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

[cheaphalloweencostume]

her name is Primrose. jesus christ man

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i cant fucking do this

[matchamelo]

@heatherbelt

[coughloop]

Getting sucked into a jet engine and coming out the other side a little more handsome

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[girlnephew]

[env0]

why did he say this

[untilthelifejuiceweeps]

villager: omg it’s my best friend!! how are u?? fighting the good fight? i’m so proud of u and i love u SO much. please accept this can of beans!

my depressed ass:

[coolkidsofhistory]

Don Featherstone, Creator of the Plastic Lawn Flamingos, 1957

[eldritchcameo]

He looks exactly as you would picture the creator of plastic lawn flamingos to look.

[unclefather]

[catboywhimsy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via fireflufferz)

[czwfans]

[essence-of-armbarring]

sure you can buy an iphone x but for less than that you can buy every mainline Yakuza game and play them while dressed as Kiryu

[essence-of-armbarring]

(x)

[frogs-in-games]

Sims 3 (2009)

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

just when i needed it……… thank you…………………………………………..

[ri-care]

Eikki ♡♡♡

[justmyflawedlogic-deactivated20]

“average homosexual sleeps with more than 500 ppl in their life time” factoid actualy just statistical error. average homosexual sleeps with 3 people per year. Homosexuals Georg, who lives in cave & tops over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Apparently straight people think true love is having iron spikes rammed through your hands and feet and being left to slowly die in the sun by the Roman Empire after getting stabbed in your side with a spear

Heterosexuality remains weird and unappealing

[12monthsofanimay]