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Smutty Masterlist

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Squid Game

The Salesman

Train Platform*

Stumbling upon the Salesman playing his game after missing your train, and after watching for a while you ask to play next.

Guards

Parapet*

A private in moment in a public place, just out of sight you're on your knees for a guard.

Alcove*

Playing the games is all stress and terror until you trip on the stairs, then its even worse, or is it?

Solution* [New dec 17]

The soldiers are frustrated, one square has got a solution, Her.

Jurassic Park

Ian Malcolm

Last Moments?~ Part 2*

injuries getting in the way? quite the opposite

X-Files

Fox Mulder

Mail Mix-up*

Mulder gets your delivery and is just a little creative with decoration while getting it back to you.

Quirks~

Dana wants some advice about dealing with certain quirks of Mulder's, unluckily for her the only other person who could understand wasn't really ever going to be much help.

Cutting Lunch... Short?*

Coming back early from lunch was a choice. A tension snapping HR nightmare of a choice.

Peacemaker

Adrian Chase

Mural*

All you wanted to do was decorate the side of your house, but Vigilante does not tolerate graffiti.

Sir Coolius~

Adrian's new/old Facebook friend could be a bot, could be blackmail... or they could just be really going for it.

Northern Exposure

Chris Stevens

Bed of Grass*

When you arrived in Cicely you ended up in his arms now seasons later the grass is much longer but that's the least interesting change.

Farmer's Market*

Chris' stall has a new and insufferable product for sale, your copy is free and comes with some... bonuses.

Bridgerton

Benedict Bridgerton

Brush Name*

The new gallery space was open, and under everyone's noses a local artist was featured and studied by a enthused debutante.

Ted Lasso

Ted Lasso

Railroading and Ruin~

Ted finally hears your initial thoughts about him almost a decade later, too bad he is really out of the loop in regards to certain slang.

Firefly

Simon Tam

All The Luck In The Verse~

A bounty hunter seeming lost adrift in space runs into an old friend and wastes no time before flirting with the handsome doctor.

The Quack~

reader is an herbalist medic picked up by the team that constantly butts heads with Simon over how wounds should be treated.

The Quack Pt2*

Things get heated...

SAS: Rogue Heroes

Jim Almonds

Thighs In The Desert*

He truly is such a gentleman, even as he's got you so close to where he wants you.

911

Evan 'Buck' Buckley

Come where?~

Buck was never great with typos. You were never that great at making jokes. Thank God!

Ghostbusters-CU

Lars Pinfield

Nothing yet

DC

Dick Grayson 

The Mysteries Of Dick Grayson~

“Now as far as I know this rooftop is neither yours nor in a city you have sworn to protect. So what, pray tell is a little birdie doing up here in the dead of night?”

Dark Matter

Three

The Bridge~

MISC

Samuel Davenport (Archive 81 Netflix)

Visser**

Visser P2**

[dizzylittleblue]

Ugh thinking about fingers running up and down my inner thighs 😩

[l-a-clift]

“That’s why it’s hard to make friends when you’re older,” she said. “Friendship is rude.”

Her friend’s eyes widened. “What?”

“Think about it! When we’re kids we decide who we like and stick by them no matter what. As adults, we’re taught to be polite.

But, friendship is an imposition— at least, I want it to be. Call me after nine o’clock. Don’t think you’ll ever wear out your welcome. Overshare, show up at my door, go to the grocery store with me so we can waste another hour chatting.

We’ll never be friends if we spend all of our energy trying not to bother each other.”

[trogoauto]

[deadwings]

and so what if I get incredibly horny when people are covered in blood? as if it's my fault

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yall want a damn mochi lifestyle

[darkbaby-666]

I was born to smoke weed and get fucked in the forrest but instead i have to eat fiber and pay taxes

[queenofyumcha]

cahir in baby blue lingerie, the fabric so wet with pre-cum it leaves nothing to the imagination send tweet

[goodman-grace]

Geralt's a fake ass homosexual if I had Joey Batey trailing after me for 20 years singing ballads about how amazing I was and tenderly stitching up my wounds after I got my ass kicked and gently washing my hair and was so devoted to me that everyone called him my bard I would've fucked him so hard that his vertebrae would be shooting out of his mouth like a pez dispenser but maybe that's just me.

[boobcareer]

sorry i got heart pupils when you were mean and perverted to me

[meowguraaaaa-deactivated2026030]

[brotherluv]

i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

[shrine-of-the-exoletus]

honestly clear running water's basically a conventionally attractive liquid so like you're not special for jerking off to it

[recklessmoss]

My art needs to get more perverted

[d4rthberry]

i love when women are perverts, nothing is better than a disgustingly filthy minded beautiful woman

[blasphfemmeous]

i love being a yearner and a freak. like yes my heart aches and wants, but so does my cunt

[chillyfemme]

nonchalance turns me off so badly. give me obsession on the brink of depravity or give me nothing