WARNING: this blog will feature NSFW and DEAD DOVE content! 18+ ONLY! Siumai, 20+ (she/her), Emhyr is my babygirl! Nilfgaardian fan and rarepair lover :)
Warning: Please read the fic tags! NSFW and ‘Dead Dove’ content ahead.
Hi! I'm Siumai and I love Emhyr. This is an Emhyr/Nilfgaardians centric blog. Here, you'll find drabbles and parts of upcoming fics before they're uploaded to Ao3.
I either write crack or 'dead dove' smut, there's generally no in-between, and excerpts of those fics will end up here! All content is tagged and behind the appropriate filter.
✨Ao3 Accounts✨
QueenofYumcha - Witcher fandom only, mostly Emhyr/Nilfgaardians or Emhyr/Geralt :)
Can be summed up by:
JadeProsper - Multifandom, currently just Terror and Dune, Terror doctors and Paul Atreides/Duncan Idaho respectively.
✨Fanfics✨
My favourite WIP: uncle, husband, emperor - Usurper/Emhyr
My favourite completed fic: take heart, beloved - Emhyr/Nilfgaardians, Emhyr/Geralt
got a bunch of stray imgur links floating around on discord, but here they all are! mostly of character swaps to emhyr. be warned that character swaps involving female->male skeletons may be a bit...cursed ahah. check the reblogs for further additions, because the original post is cranky abt any more links being added to it.
shoutout to @tigerlyla-of-metinna who's done amazing edits to some of these pics and also for enabling my new hobby
Emhyr visits Kaer Morhen
quest is No Place Like Home, swaps are Lambert to Geralt, Yen to Ciri, Geralt to Emhyr. Emhyr graces Kaer Morhen with his imperial presence. in return, the witchers convince him to drink himself silly. welp, what dignity was lost was regained in camaraderie
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La Cage au Fou ft.a sad hedgehog
while out trapping monsters, Geralt accidentally captures...the emperor of nilfgaard?? how he got there aside, he's in pretty bad shape and has apparently gone feral. lucky there's a witcher who's been through this rodeo before, so emhyr's in safe hands <3
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Roche to Emhyr and Ves to Ciri
quests are Eye for an Eye and Reason of State, with bonus swaps Dijkstra to Dettlaff and Thaler to Regis. Ever wanted to see Emhyr plotting against Emhyr? these pics have you covered! also included: emhyr and geralt being big damn heroes, and drunk uncle Dettlaff giving Regis a headache by quoting Macbeth Vakmeth scenes. See one of my reblogs for this link, bc this post doesn't want to save with it here for some reason.
Emhyr x Geralt hugs (Blood Run quest)
Regis's expressions make Emhyr look so soft 💖
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Something Ends, Something Begins (Geralt to Emhyr)
soft moments with Ciri and Emhyr getting some dad moments in.
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Ciri's Story: Out of the Shadows (Baron to Emhyr)
Emhyr has a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Emhyr may be a snacc but his daughter's here to make sure he doesn't become a snack (for basilisks)
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The Battle of Kaer Morhen ft.The White Flame (Geralt to Emhyr). lots of Sadmyr and tender moments with Ciri
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father's day at kaer morhen
Geralt to Emhyr swap, quest is Blood on the Battlefield. Emhyr and Ciri destress with a snowball fight. Geralt's sitting out this one, probably collapsed of sheer shock from learning that Emhyr is capable of experiencing fun.
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Emralt, now with reduced clothes!
Yen to Emhyr, the opening scene at Kaer Morhen. yeah these are actually Yen's body proportions bc Yen's skeleton but shhhhh
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A Midnight Clear: Shani to Emhyr mod
more spooky scary (animation) skeletons
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A Midnight Clear: spiciest Emralt highlights
Geralt x Emhyr action. don't look at the proportions too closely, just lie back and think of nilfgaard
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Best part of being in a small fandom is when you’re reading a nasty smutty fanfic on ao3 and you go to hit kudos and you see one of your mutuals’ user names in the kudos list and you’re just like 😈 hehe you were also here. Pervert.
If you told me that the Witcher 3 was going to get a new expansion DLC 12 years after the core game was released, I would have laughed in your face AND YET
you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon