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Down below are 25 NSFW starters with pregnancy and some of the other things that go along with it.

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A/B/O starters (send one for my muse’s reaction)

1- : “Why are you resisting your nature?” 2- : “I can smell it! You’re in heat.” 3- : “I can’t wait to see your/my belly swell with our perfect babies.” 4- : “Fuck! I can feel it/them moving in there.” 5- : “You’re feverish, so stop being stubborn and go lay in the nest.” 6- : “Are those suppressant pills!?” 7- : “Put the glass down. You are pregnant with my kids and I’m not going to let you self-destruct because you can’t cope with _______ ” (ex: your nature) 8- : “Look at your neck. Look at the marks I left. You are mine. And solely mine.” 9- : “Come, I’ll give you a bath to wash the dry slick away.” 10- : “What does my omega want for breakfast/lunch/dinner?” 11- : “You, the alpha, are cooking for me?” 12- : “Why do I even bother when all you do is use your pheromones to push me into rut?” 13- : “I don’t want you to knot me.” 14- : “We are bonded but not married, and your parents are old fashioned. If they find out…” 15- : “Fucking knot me already!” 16- : “I-I can’t stay when you’re… like this…” (heat) 17- : “Your smell is… intoxicating. If I stay I’m going to knot you.” 18- : “If you don’t want me to breed you, lock yourself in your bedroom. I’m taking the couch.” 19- : “Resisting your/my nature is only going to make it worse.” 20- : “Fuck! You stink of beta pheromones. You could have gone more subtle.” 21- : [ Public place ] “Stay calm. I might have just started my heat.” 22- : “Your cycle is fucked up because of all those suppressants you took.” 23- : “You’re too weak to make a nest.” 24- : “I can’t understand you alphas and omegas, smelling each other like you were meat.” 25- : “Do you really think all omegas want to be fucked by you? Sorry to break it to you, but you can fuck off.” 26- : “You don’t smell it? I’m surrounding myself with betas from now on.” 27- : “You know, I always kind of envied omegas.” 28- : “I-I want… N-no need… I… fuck… I-I’m confused.” 29- : “Your bloodline is not pure. I can’t be bonded to you.” 30- : “Alphas/omegas like you are a disgrace to your nature.” 31-: “I thought you were on suppressants?” 32-: “I don’t know why people don’t like betas. I think you’re amazing.” 33-: “Do you think I’m/you’re pregnant yet?” 34-: “You can’t help me, as much as I want you to.” 35-: “I’m bonded to someone.” 36-: “I wish you could claim me.” 37-: “Can you fuck me and not claim me?” 38-: “I don’t need you. I can do this alone.” 39-: “I’ve gone a long time without an alpha.” 40-: “It’s been a while since I’ve fucked an omega.” 41-: “I need you to claim me as your omega.” 42-: “I never thought I wanted a mate until I met you." 43-: "I will only claim you as my omega if you love me.” 44-: “You want me to claim you, don’t you?” 45-: “Please, protect me while I’m in heat. I’m not ready to be claimed.” 46-: “I’m afraid of being claimed by an alpha.” 47-: “I don’t want to be claimed by anyone but you.” 48-: “I didn’t know I was an omega until I went into heat around you.” 49-: “Please, tie me down so I don’t do anything I’ll regret while I’m in heat.” 50-: “I don’t care if you’re also an alpha, I want to claim you.” 51-: “I’m the Alpha, you’re the Omega, I give the orders and you follow them.” 52-: “You’re my Omega, and mine alone.” 53-: “As an Alpha, I have the right to claim you, the Omega, and you know that, don’t you?” 54-: “I gotta say, you have a really, really strong scent, even for an Omega.” 55-: “Are you in heat or something? I didn’t even know you were an Omega…” 56-: “Sorry, it was just a question, didn’t mean to upset you!” 57-: “Dude, calm the fuck down. Are all Omegas this easily scared?” 58-: “Woah, so you can get pregnant by an Alpha, even though you’re like, a dude?” 59-: “Y'know, I am an Alpha, I could help you with your heat, if you want me too…” 60-: “Be a good Omega and bend over.” 61-: “You know as an Alpha I can smell that you’re ____, so you might as well tell me what wrong with you.” 62-: “A group of alphas tried to follow me home today.” 63-: “Y'know, nobody is going to know I’m your omega if you don’t mark me as yours.” 64-: “The suppressants haven’t kicked in yet.” 65-: “Do you really think this thing will keep other alphas off of me?” (ex. a collar) 66-: “Can a body grow immune to suppressants?” 67-: “You know, part of me dreads the idea that any child I bare may be an omega and have to grow up in this world while being seen as nothing more than a couple of holes to fuck.” 68-: “Everything is so fucking hot. Why can’t alphas go into heat instead of omegas?” 69-: “Just because of what I am doesn’t mean I’ll submit to just any alpha” 70-: “I got into some trouble today. I sort of punched an Alpha in the face when he touched me. Long story short, there’s a couple of officers at the door who would like to talk to you about getting control of your omega.” 71-: “I’d kill to be a beta right now.” 72-: “I don’t want an alpha.” 73-: “I don’t want an omega.” 74-: “Do you see me at all? Or am I just a couple of holes to fuck?” 75-: “If you didn’t want me, why did you bring me here?”

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Fluff Meme: Pregnancy Edition

“$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”

“Did you just say you’re pregnant?”

“I can’t believe this; we’re going to be parents!”

“____ I’m pregnant.”

“The doctor said this might help with the morning sickness…”

“I’m so excited to finally be a mother!”

“You mean I’m going to be a father?”

“I can’t believe you’re pregnant! I’m so excited for you!”

“I really like this color for the nursery, what do you think?”

“Do you know if it’s a boy or a girl yet?”

“Here let me rub your feet, I know they’ve been bothering you…”

“Pregnancy suits you…”

“Hello little one; we can’t wait to meet you..”

“He/She/They just kicked!”

“I just found out…we’re having twins…”

“Go on and take a nap, you and the baby/babies need your rest.”

“I’m so excited to finally meet our child/children, it feels like we’ve been waiting forever.”

“Wow….a few more weeks and our baby/babies will be here….”

“I love you and our baby/babies so much…”

“The clinic called with my results today; I’m pregnant!”

“I can’t believe we’re finally going to have a baby.”

“We should probably start thinking of names for the baby/babies now…”

“That’s our baby/babies heartbeat?”

“I just can’t believe I’m/you’re pregnant…it feels too good to be true.”

“I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather have a family with….”

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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

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Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?” “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?” “Excuse you?” “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!” “It’s you, it’s always been you.” “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Fuck the sandwich guy!” “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?” “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?” “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?” “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.” “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.” “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?” “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.” “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.” “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.” “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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Starter Sentences;

pregnancy specific lists combined into one;

“Are you pregnant?” “Are you sure I’m the father?” “According to the scan you’re having a boy/girl!” “Twins? How are we supposed to handle twins?!” “Can you feel it kicking?” “You’re not fat! You’re pregnant!” “You can’t go, you’re pregnant!” “I know you have cravings, but how can you eat that?” “How far along are you?” “Are you sure I’ll be a good mum/dad?” “Congratulations on the sex!” “Are you really going to name it that? Poor thing!” “Is he/she looking forward to being a big brother/sister?” “According to the doctors, this is perfectly normal.” “I’ve never had a child before…” “How about ______ for a name?” “Does it hurt?” “You need to rest.” “Let me look after you!” “You’re huge!” “I want to feel it kick.” “Can I feel the bump?” “How many months along are you?” “Y-You’re pregnant?” “I think you’re pregnant.” “Do you know who the father is?” “Is it mine?” “You’re beautiful, stretchmarks and all.” “We’ll be okay, all three of us.” “I’m so scared…” “You’re pregnant?! How did this happen?! No, no, no, wait, don’t tell me how it happened, never mind..” “I love you more than I ever thought possible. Both of you.” “These cravings of yours are getting out of hand…” “Are you okay? Is the baby okay?” “You look like a whale.” “Why couldn’t YOU have been the one to get pregnant?! Why me?! The bad shit always happens to ME!” “So I guess it’s true. Pregnancy does make you horny.”

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a hundred random starters

below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)

❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞

❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞

❝ love is love is love is love. ❞

❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞

❝ why are you crying this time? ❞

❝ you will never escape. ❞

❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞

❝ everything has its consequences. ❞

❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞

❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞

❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞

❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞

❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞

❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞

❝ they died screaming. ❞

❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞

❝ how long have you known? ❞

❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞

❝ the law can be changed. ❞

❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞

❝ your child is adorable! ❞

❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞

❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞

❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞

❝ he adores you. ❞

❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞

❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞

❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞

❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞

❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞

❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞

❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞

❝ then kill me. ❞

❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞

❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞

❝ death is just another adventure. ❞

❝ stop! ❞

❝ let them watch. ❞

❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞

❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞

❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞

❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞

❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞

❝ you love him? ❞

❝ do you love me at all? ❞

❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞

❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞

❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞

❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞

❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞

❝ the king is displeased. ❞

❝ long live your majesty! ❞

❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞

❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞

❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞

❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞

❝ do you really think that? ❞

❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞

❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞

❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞

❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞

❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞

❝ are you a virgin? ❞

❝ I’m married. ❞

❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞

❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞

❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞

❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞

❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞

❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞

❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞

❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞

❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞

❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞

❝ are we going to die here? ❞

❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞

❝ I am no longer a child! ❞

❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞

❝ what if something happens to them? ❞

❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞

❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞

❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞

❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞

❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞

❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞

❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞

❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞

❝ this is my home. ❞

❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞

❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞

❝ fuck me. ❞

❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞

❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞

❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞

❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞

❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞

❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞

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Bella Thorne

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Bella Thorne being flawless

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Starter Sentences [Pregnancy]

“I’ve never had a child before…”

“How about ______ for a name?”

“Does it hurt?”

“You need to rest.”

“Let me look after you!”

“You’re huge!”

“I want to feel it kick.”

“Can I feel the bump?”

“Come quick! The baby’s kicking!”

“How many months along are you?”

“Y-You’re pregnant?”

“I’m pregnant.”

“I think I’m pregnant.”

“The baby is yours.”

“The baby isn’t yours.”

“I don’t know who the father is.”

“Is it mine?”

“You’re beautiful, stretchmarks and all.”

“We’ll be okay, all three of us.”

“I’m so scared…”

“I lost the baby.”

“We can try again.”

“I love you more than I ever thought possible. Both of you.”

“These cravings of yours are getting out of hand…”

“I’m pregnant. What’s your excuse?”

“I don’t… I don’t feel well.”

“Are you okay? Is the baby okay?”

“If you hold my hand any tighter, it’s gonna break!”

“I hate you for doing this to me!”

“I look like a whale.”

“So I guess it’s true. Pregnancy does make you horny.”

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Pregnancy Meme Masterlist

Under the read more is a selection of pregnancy memes and sentence starters from various blogs. 4 of the memes come from this blog. Feel free to make them lesbian friendly. They include reactions, nsfw, angst and fluff.

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“ i’ve only been waiting for an hour, all dressed up like this. “

Sorry for the confusion everyone, my ask box is open again. Please send me memes and asks and I'm sure to get to them!

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Starter Sentences;

pregnancy specific lists combined into one;

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Try to seduce my Muse.

Then they will respond and rate you:

Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT

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@materey

Greg returned from his office earlier that day, and for less than optimal reasons. Some of his employees had gotten rather annoying, and so he hoped to be able to relax at home. Maybe in his pool, or on one of the large sofas, anything would go really. He put his stuff away and walked upstairs, only to find Veronica in one of the rooms as he walked down the hall. “Well, what are you doing up here?” He knew it wasn’t uncommon to find her in his house, she was almost practically living with him, they’d just never talked about it. “At least you look fine as ever,” he said with a bit of a smirk and a wink.

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Veronika had let herself in- as per usual, only stopping to grab food for herself and for Greg. He had to have been working hard. During that time, though, she decided it was best to just relax. It was her day off, and she’ll be damned if she doesn’t enjoy it. Veronika smiles & brightens immediately at the sight of her lover, quickly strutting over in that comfortable, form-fitting dress of hers (the one she knows he can’t get enough of the sight of her in), placing a kiss upon his cheek. “I was waiting for you, silly.” Veronika responds, giggling at his compliment. “You’re looking pretty fine yourself,” she says, casting her eyes upward to his own.

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