The Absloutely True Diary Of A Part Time Otaku

This is my blog for anime, hip hop, and all things funny. I enjoy long walks on the beach... "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

[vampmotel]

hot take but officialunitedstates is the Only Good large, continuous tumblr blog. no serious discourse, and since we know so little about who runs it, we can’t cancel them. They post good writing with running jokes, have a wildly brilliant and bizzare way of speaking, and their stuff is actually… funny? Like their obsession with being an art blog? I just. I jusst really have a lot of love in my heart for officialunitedstates. hopefully they live on until the very end. they will be the last, the textpost blog that outlived the headassery of memufacturing, gaud, and all the other bullshittery I can’t remember right now. The only serious scandal ever with them was that they spent the money they raised to pay their mortgage on thousands of cans of Dr. Pepper and people thought they were being serious. 

[samerino-cul-dood-blog]

I’m fine with this whole dr.pepper thing but official United states still attacked everyone who liked golf and called them all rich jerks for no reason

[officialunitedstates]

I stand by my extremely anti-golf sentiments and will til the day I disintegrate

[appleb18]

We Bare Bears is Underrated

As Steven Universe, Star vs The Forces of Evil, Gravity Falls, Samurai Jack, Rick and Morty and Adventure Time is getting much praise for being great Cartoon shows, We Bare Bears deserve much praise as those shows. It’s not action pack or story driven like them but it’s still great to watch with tons of reasons why

1) It doesn’t have plot, but most of the ep. are really heartwarming, and great humor  

and it can give the FEELZ 

2)  Each character are really well written, making them interesting, even the side-characters are entertaining.

Like Darell,

Sure he looks like a dweeb, overweight, and doesn’t look interesting but he’s very kind-hearted and easy going. What makes him a very good character is he’s the one let the bears get back together again by getting himself arrested.

3) It’s really cute, especially the cub episodes!

4) I may have said that it doesn’t have a plot going on but it does have flashback episodes, or small bits of it that been added to a episode about them being cubs like “Yuri and the Bear” 

or “Burrito” 

5) It’s very realistic, I know there’s talking bears, a koala, and a Sasquatch but still very realistic like instead of Chloe being this an inventor like Phineas and Ferb or Dexter from Dexter Labatory, she’s just a ten-year-old prodigy

Out of all shows I’ve watched, as of right now, I find this show to be very charming, lighthearted, fun and actually funny to watch. 

[pentapoda]

the movie was amazing, p.s. m’baku is my favorite

[weirdpunk-deactivated20121228]

remember when spongebob used to sometimes have actual people be in the cartoon and it was always extremely bad acting or really weird like why though

[jennyslatesbutchgf]

DAVID HASSELHOFF

[oldaperture-deactivated20190504]

those were the fucking funniest parts

[radicalseabies]

[casino-night-zone]

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[michealmouse]

the greats hung about this is all of those people is spongebobs voice actor

[nevebianca]

[guy-who-exists]

[w0wls]

AAAAAAAAAAAH

Egg

[amtrax]

Eggs*fart*

[queensheebs]

what a legend

[spideycity]

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[gruntsandpoetry]

[yonkou]

[zombiepussyliquor]

[rampantchildren]

sweetjesus

[the-time-lord-of-the-rings-deac]

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

(Source: Imgur)

[winter-parades]

LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

[caerulea-divilu]

I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.

[letitbefiction]

Forever a fave

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

Why are the stunts in that shit better than in most action movies of the past decade ?

[scienced-deactivated20250710]

Passion.

[phuijl]

#you work a lot harder on things you actually want to do #versus things you may not want to do but are being paid for

[rapeculturerealities]

[duplicitous-nature]

[queereyegifs]

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