Please read the guidelines before submitting a voter art request. I'm pentapus on AO3/DW. My art tag is 'pentapoda drew this', which probably isn't a link because tumblr removes it every god damn time I get it to work
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
After (unintentionally) avoiding any and all TTRPGs for the few decades of life, I’m now obsessed. My new hobby is writing one-shot TTRPG adventure set-ups that are amusing to me personally. After reassurance from some lovely folks on tumblr (thank you, @alessandriana, @charcoal-soul, @epicmuse42, @genrenommer), I have decided to share them on ao3!!
Here’s the first one! I’ve played it 3 times with 3 sets of players, and it was fun and silly all three times.
It’s a dungeon crawl where you can shift back and forth between a regular dungeon crawl type of place and a parallel plane of hamster cages connected by colorful plastic tubes. You can hack the portal device to change size! (as long as you want to be hamster-sized.) Or change shape! (as long as you want to be hamster-shaped.)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
After (unintentionally) avoiding any and all TTRPGs for the few decades of life, I’m now obsessed. My new hobby is writing one-shot TTRPG adventure set-ups that are amusing to me personally. After reassurance from some lovely folks on tumblr (thank you, @alessandriana, @charcoal-soul, @epicmuse42, @genrenommer), I have decided to share them on ao3!!
Here’s the first one! I’ve played it 3 times with 3 sets of players, and it was fun and silly all three times.
It’s a dungeon crawl where you can shift back and forth between a regular dungeon crawl type of place and a parallel plane of hamster cages connected by colorful plastic tubes. You can hack the portal device to change size! (as long as you want to be hamster-sized.) Or change shape! (as long as you want to be hamster-shaped.)
#can confirm very fun and silly#ttrpg homebrew#ttrpg (@solomonara)
when solo played, she shrank herself by accident and also (separate incident) plane-shifted herself (and @ileliberte) into the middle of the goblins they were trying to avoid. Excellent shenanigans, 10/10, exactly what I was hoping for.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
After (unintentionally) avoiding any and all TTRPGs for the few decades of life, I’m now obsessed. My new hobby is writing one-shot TTRPG adventure set-ups that are amusing to me personally. After reassurance from some lovely folks on tumblr (thank you, @alessandriana, @charcoal-soul, @epicmuse42, @genrenommer), I have decided to share them on ao3!!
Here’s the first one! I’ve played it 3 times with 3 sets of players, and it was fun and silly all three times.
It’s a dungeon crawl where you can shift back and forth between a regular dungeon crawl type of place and a parallel plane of hamster cages connected by colorful plastic tubes. You can hack the portal device to change size! (as long as you want to be hamster-sized.) Or change shape! (as long as you want to be hamster-shaped.)
#can confirm very fun and silly#ttrpg homebrew#ttrpg (@solomonara)
when solo played, she shrank herself by accident and also (separate incident) plane-shifted herself (and @ileliberte) into the middle of the goblins they were trying to avoid. Excellent shenanigans, 10/10, exactly what I was hoping for.
Register to Vote in US Midterms 2026 & Maybe Get a Quilt
Once upon a time, I tried to draw art for everyone who told me they registered. This year, I am offering a prize drawing where the prize is a handmade quilt.
To enter the quilt drawing:
BE REGISTERED OR Register to vote in the US in time for the 2026 midterms
Make a social media post mentioning that you registered to vote
Send me a message or email (pentapoda at gmail) with a link or screenshot of your post and a way to contact you if you win.
I will enter your name in a drawing for the prize of a throw or baby size quilt, made by me OR a tote bag (more details under the cut). My plan is to draw a winner 2 times in 2026, one on June 1 and one November 1. If my schedule allows, I will add a third drawing on September 1.
Here's a few images of quilts I've made (plus one tote bag):
A few additional notes below the cut:
Who makes the quilts? Me! Yes, I made all the quilts in the pictures, as well as many others not shown here. I will make the prize quilts, including piecing, free motion quilting, and binding. They are made with a sewing machine. "Free motion quilting" refers to the spiral designs you can see the diamond quilt on the lower left.
What does the winner get to choose? Winner chooses the size (baby, throw, or tote bag) and a color scheme. Requests regarding pattern / design will be considered optional, but I will ask the winner to share some examples of quilts they like.
What size are they? Baby quilts will be ~3x3', throw quilts will be somewhere between ~4x4' and ~5x5'. Ish.
How long will it take? The quilt will take 2-3 months to make and send post-drawing. Throw bags will probably be faster.
Shipping? I'll pay to ship. If you win, I'll need your address. I won't share this info with anyone except the post office. I will ship anywhere in the continental US.
Are you really doing this or will you flake? Maybe! While I will do my best, I reserve the right to cancel part or all of this plan if my IRL circumstances change. But I've been reliably making quilts since 2020 when it became my pandemic hobby, so fingers crossed.
Winning: If you win, I'll ask for your email address so I can email you to ask for 1) a picture of your voter registration (info can be blacked out, I just want to see that it's got the right date) and 2) your mailing address.
Folks not eligible to vote in the US: if you convince someone else to fulfill the requirements, they can enter and tell me the prize should go to you.
UPDATE (HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!): I ONLY GOT ONE ENTRY, SO WE ARE UPDATING THE RULES - Anyone who is REGISTERED TO VOTE IN THE US IN 2026 can enter!
Previously, this offer was only for people who hadn't already registered before seeing this post. Now it's open to anybody registered to vote in the US in 2026. That said, If you weren't registered before and only registered after seeing this post, tell me and I'll give an extra entry!
Remember, TO ENTER, you must:
BE REGISTERED OR Register to vote in the US in time for the 2026 midterms
Make a social media post mentioning that you registered to vote (doesn't need to be tumblr!)
Send me a message or email (pentapoda at gmail) with a link or screenshot of your post and a way to contact you if you win.
The goal is to make it visible and obvious to those around you that YOU ARE REGISTERED TO VOTE.
*As always, running this "contest" depends on my IRL schedule, and it's possible I'll need to cancel or revise it if circumstances change, but so far we are on track!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
After (unintentionally) avoiding any and all TTRPGs for the few decades of life, I’m now obsessed. My new hobby is writing one-shot TTRPG adventure set-ups that are amusing to me personally. After reassurance from some lovely folks on tumblr (thank you, @alessandriana, @charcoal-soul, @epicmuse42, @genrenommer), I have decided to share them on ao3!!
Here’s the first one! I’ve played it 3 times with 3 sets of players, and it was fun and silly all three times.
It’s a dungeon crawl where you can shift back and forth between a regular dungeon crawl type of place and a parallel plane of hamster cages connected by colorful plastic tubes. You can hack the portal device to change size! (as long as you want to be hamster-sized.) Or change shape! (as long as you want to be hamster-shaped.)
I probably can't justify posting ttrpg one shot adventure guides on ao3 right, that would be hard to claim it's fandom related, right, probably
Alas
I, a fic writer who survives by consuming positive feedback, have picked up a writing hobby in which i am relatively productive but can't show the end product to anybody because the two ways i know to share writing are 1) via discord dm with fannish friends - BUT these are also the people i want to run the adventure with so i can't spoil them or 2) posting it on ao3 - BUT that's for fic, not a neatly organized guide to a 2-3 hr ghost murder mystery.
This is obviously a minor complaint in a world a things that are truly worth complaining about, but still let me have it OK
Ok, I was expecting this to be a little more "could go either way" but I am adjusting my thinking enough to be willing to go read the actual ao3 TOS and see what I see
I probably can't justify posting ttrpg one shot adventure guides on ao3 right, that would be hard to claim it's fandom related, right, probably
Alas
I, a fic writer who survives by consuming positive feedback, have picked up a writing hobby in which i am relatively productive but can't show the end product to anybody because the two ways i know to share writing are 1) via discord dm with fannish friends - BUT these are also the people i want to run the adventure with so i can't spoil them or 2) posting it on ao3 - BUT that's for fic, not a neatly organized guide to a 2-3 hr ghost murder mystery.
This is obviously a minor complaint in a world a things that are truly worth complaining about, but still let me have it OK
I appreciate this because my main hesitation to bending the rules for content, even if multiple people support me doing so, is that it feels like I'm undercutting my respect ao3. Probably these other people who told me I should do it also like and respect ao3! But I've known you for a long ass time, and I didn't know until I saw your response that I needed that little extra bit of credibility in order to give myself permission.
Anyway, long way to say, you made me feel confident enough to go read the ao3 terms of service, and now I agree! I think I CAN post them to ao3. Thank you. :)
I probably can't justify posting ttrpg one shot adventure guides on ao3 right, that would be hard to claim it's fandom related, right, probably
Alas
I, a fic writer who survives by consuming positive feedback, have picked up a writing hobby in which i am relatively productive but can't show the end product to anybody because the two ways i know to share writing are 1) via discord dm with fannish friends - BUT these are also the people i want to run the adventure with so i can't spoil them or 2) posting it on ao3 - BUT that's for fic, not a neatly organized guide to a 2-3 hr ghost murder mystery.
This is obviously a minor complaint in a world a things that are truly worth complaining about, but still let me have it OK
Ok, I was expecting this to be a little more "could go either way" but I am adjusting my thinking enough to be willing to go read the actual ao3 TOS and see what I see
I probably can't justify posting ttrpg one shot adventure guides on ao3 right, that would be hard to claim it's fandom related, right, probably
Alas
I, a fic writer who survives by consuming positive feedback, have picked up a writing hobby in which i am relatively productive but can't show the end product to anybody because the two ways i know to share writing are 1) via discord dm with fannish friends - BUT these are also the people i want to run the adventure with so i can't spoil them or 2) posting it on ao3 - BUT that's for fic, not a neatly organized guide to a 2-3 hr ghost murder mystery.
This is obviously a minor complaint in a world a things that are truly worth complaining about, but still let me have it OK
Register to Vote in US Midterms 2026 & Maybe Get a Quilt
Once upon a time, I tried to draw art for everyone who told me they registered. This year, I am offering a prize drawing where the prize is a handmade quilt.
To enter the quilt drawing:
Register to vote in the US in time for the 2026 midterms
Make a social media post mentioning that you registered to vote
Send me a message or email (pentapoda at gmail) with a link or screenshot of your post and a way to contact you if you win.
I will enter your name in a drawing for the prize of a throw or baby size quilt, made by me (more details under the cut). My plan is to draw a winner 2 times in 2026, one on June 1 and one November 1. If my schedule allows, I will add a third drawing on September 1.
Here's a few images of quilts I've made (plus one tote bag):
A few additional notes below the cut:
What size are they? Baby quilts will be ~3x3', throw quilts will be somewhere between ~4x4' and ~5x5'. Ish.
Who makes the quilts? Me! Yes, I made all the quilts in the pictures, as well as many others not shown here. I will make the prize quilts, including piecing, free motion quilting, and binding. They are made with a sewing machine. "Free motion quilting" refers to the spiral designs you can see the diamond quilt on the lower left.
What does the winner get to choose? Winner chooses the size (baby, throw, or tote bag) and a color scheme. Requests regarding pattern / design will be considered optional, but I will ask the winner to share some examples of quilts they like.
How long will it take? The quilt will take 2-3 months to make and send post-drawing.
Shipping? I'll pay to ship. If you win, I'll need your address. I won't share this info with anyone except the post office. I will ship anywhere in the continental US.
Are you really doing this or will you flake? Maybe! While I will do my best, I reserve the right to cancel part or all of this plan if my IRL circumstances change. But I've been reliably making quilts since 2020 when it became my pandemic hobby, so fingers crossed.
Winning: If you win, I'll ask for your email address so I can email you to ask for 1) a picture of your voter registration (info can be blacked out, I just want to see that it's got the right date) and 2) your mailing address.
Folks not eligible to vote in the US: if you convince someone else to fulfill the requirements, they can enter and tell me the prize should go to you.
Raimond was the only person Primus killed with his own hand
Primus said Royce and Davinos both fall tonight
They put the Stone of Nightsong in Occtis, took his heart
"We all went to faerie" lie won't stand up to scrutiny
Tachonis are behind Thjazi's death.
Thjazi stole the stone of nightsong.
Thjazi's arrest was shortly after he returned with the Stone of Nightsong.
Thjazi also stole the coffin of a halfling psychopomp with a mask in it.
Raimond knew about the plan to save Thjazi, but Aranessa and Julien did not.
There are armies in the underworld, presumably Tachonis. ETA: Occtis saw that the Tachonics are CURRENTLY at war in the underworld. Occtis saw his dead grandfather leading dead soldiers. And they were fighting barrowguard in at least one instance.
Tachonis are creating dead-detecting statues.
Tachonis are stealing things (bodies?) from tombs, or at least they did in Sloak.
Things Brennan has highlighted, so we can assume are hints or clues
People come up with extravagant risky lies when they don't have time to come up with something better (ergo the lie about Royce returning to Faerie probably wasn't the original plan).
It's notable that Primus killed Raimond but just assumed Aranessa would die anyway.
Primus was targetting Occtis, Davinos, and Royce. It was not that Palazzo Davinos was just collateral to Occtis' ritual.
Theory from the Alex (included since he clocked how the Einfasen could have been convinced to block the Royce caravan without a straight betrayal)
Maybe Raimond & Thjazi's death are both directly tied Thjazi's retrieving the stone of Nightsong
Original purpose of the Stone of Nightsong
Elves get a special separate afterlife that's beyond the other afterlives - and might also be nicer?
The Stone of Nightsong is a shortcut for souls to get to the special elven afterlife without having to go through all the other afterlives.
And now, my theories...
Occtis as a Way-in to the Elven Afterlife: With the Stone of Nightsong in his chest, if it continues to work as intended, Occtis should then be ferried to the elven afterlife. Maybe he is meant to be a Trojan horse or a means of finding it. Perhaps he was even meant to become a new psychopomp who could ferry the Tachonis to and from the elven afterlife as needed.
ETA: Also, I forgot that we know the Tachonis are currently waging war in the underworld. We don't know who all they're fighting, but it means the eleven afterlife could already be involved. Are the eleven dead actively fighting the Tachonis? Are they not fighting but under siege?
No need for a lie about Faerie: Assuming this magic had worked, it's possible there would have been physical consequences for the Palazzo Davinos, such as pulling the whole thing into the underworld and leading to the death of everyone there. What next? There would certainly be no need for an extravagant lie about returning to Faerie. Given Thjazi's activities, as well as the lie about assassins, maybe the Tachonis were prepared to pin it all on Thjazi's crew and assassin's within House Royce.
Raimond & Thjazi working together: Raimond knew about the plan to save Thjazi. Thjazi was stealing artifacts of the afterlife. Tachonis killed both of them. I think they were working together to figure out what the Tachonis were up to and block whatever it was.
Thing still unexplained: What would Tachonis want with the elven afterlife? What would have happened to Palazzo Davinos if the ritual with Occtis had gone as planned? What are the armies in the underworld for? Are they for the mortal world or for the elven after life? What are the paladin statues for? Do the Tachonis need them or are they for favored Tachonis allies? What did they want with the halfling coffin and mask, since presumably that portal to the underworld goes to the halfling afterlife? No idea! Very excited to find out!
I registered to vote in the 2026 midterms. Have you? If not, go do that! And if you need the incentive, go check out @pentapoda's prize drawing to potentially win a quilt.
If you're already registered, PLEASE go double check that everything is correct and up to date, especially if you plan on mail-in voting. Make sure you know your state's mailing procedures and deadlines, as things may have changed since the last time you voted.
Register to Vote in US Midterms 2026 & Maybe Get a Quilt
Once upon a time, I tried to draw art for everyone who told me they registered. This year, I am offering a prize drawing where the prize is a handmade quilt.
To enter the quilt drawing:
Register to vote in the US in time for the 2026 midterms
Make a social media post mentioning that you registered to vote
Send me a message or email (pentapoda at gmail) with a link or screenshot of your post and a way to contact you if you win.
I will enter your name in a drawing for the prize of a throw or baby size quilt, made by me (more details under the cut). My plan is to draw a winner 2 times in 2026, one on June 1 and one November 1. If my schedule allows, I will add a third drawing on September 1.
Here's a few images of quilts I've made (plus one tote bag):
A few additional notes below the cut:
What size are they? Baby quilts will be ~3x3', throw quilts will be somewhere between ~4x4' and ~5x5'. Ish.
Who makes the quilts? Me! Yes, I made all the quilts in the pictures, as well as many others not shown here. I will make the prize quilts, including piecing, free motion quilting, and binding. They are made with a sewing machine. "Free motion quilting" refers to the spiral designs you can see the diamond quilt on the lower left.
What does the winner get to choose? Winner chooses the size (baby, throw, or tote bag) and a color scheme. Requests regarding pattern / design will be considered optional, but I will ask the winner to share some examples of quilts they like.
How long will it take? The quilt will take 2-3 months to make and send post-drawing.
Shipping? I'll pay to ship. If you win, I'll need your address. I won't share this info with anyone except the post office. I will ship anywhere in the continental US.
Are you really doing this or will you flake? Maybe! While I will do my best, I reserve the right to cancel part or all of this plan if my IRL circumstances change. But I've been reliably making quilts since 2020 when it became my pandemic hobby, so fingers crossed.
Winning: If you win, I'll ask for your email address so I can email you to ask for 1) a picture of your voter registration (info can be blacked out, I just want to see that it's got the right date) and 2) your mailing address.
Folks not eligible to vote in the US: if you convince someone else to fulfill the requirements, they can enter and tell me the prize should go to you.
