Math Puzzle of the Day

[awesome-picz]

This Cat Has The Most Beautiful Eyes Ever.

[beardset]

Oh my fucking god the beauty

[wilwheaton]

This cat has expressed every single emotion I have ever felt.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Meet Japanese Grumpy Cat, Who Is Even Grumpier Than The Original One

Meet Koyuki, the Scottish fold cat that is angrier than Grumpy Cat, and with whom Koyuki will no doubt battle one day for Internet supremacy. She has been hiding out for nine years in Yokohama, and now, as the hour for battle draws near, the only thing you need to remember is: “There can be only one!”

Photos by ©Koyuki - Via Bored Panda

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

The kind of A+ quality content everyone needs on their dash.

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

follow @the-future-now

[empresskmonet]

That is not my boyfriend’s cat.

[daily-leannadecker]

[karehastation]

THE BEST THING EVER

[gothbloc]

are you serious

[expressions-of-nature]

by Dmitry Kupratsevich

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

[topshoprockstar]

tbh i read this as “i hate it when (children of) immigrants refer to their grandparents in their native language”

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The original poster’s examples were racist but I think we can all agree that it sucks when white people call their grandparents “moomiemaw” and “pip-pep” and shit

[mathpuzzleoftheday]

How gross. You seem to be, one the one hand, using the word "racist" to mean "something I don't like", because a joke about people using an (appropriate) Russian word or an (inappropriate) Italian word to describe their grandparents (where part of the joke is the fact that the poster is pretending not to be able to tell the difference or remember the words exactly) has absolutely nothing "racist" about it--Russians and Italians happen to be mostly white folks but the joke is about LANGUAGE which is, believe it or not, a different concept.

On the other hand, you yourself seem to think there isn't any problem with making fun of "white people", so apparently your definition of "racist", whatever it is, doesn't include making fun of people of a particular race.

Do you even read your own posts?

[killlcommunism-deactivated20160]

Gun control proponents be like: “We’ll make breaking the law illegal.”

[babafumikafanpage]

https://twitter.com/Baba_Fumika_Ch

[closedunbounded-deactivated2018]

馬場 ふみか

[mathpuzzleoftheday]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: *ing do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my *ING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

[elisabethianempire-deactivated2]

When people talk about wanting gun control, what they really mean is they don’t want anybody to be able to legally buy guns, and they want everyone to be a good person and never commit any crimes.

Which is why leftism is firmly rooted in fairytale land with unicorns and peaceful Muslims.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Before you make your impassioned #NotAllMuslims post, ask yourself if you would be making these excuses if the shooter was a Christian. And when the answer is no, shut up.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

A Christian can’t even refuse to bake a damn cake for gay people, but a Muslim can shoot 50 of them and suddenly it’s “not about religion”.

[mathpuzzleoftheday]

Some Christians: *don't want to bake a cake for a gay wedding.*

Tumblr: Ugh all Christians are just evil homophobes they should be thrown in jail how dare they discriminate like that they don't have the right to refuse service to anyone!!!

Some Muslims: *Plan and in one case carry out large-scale terrorist attacks against gay people*

Tumblr: This had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO TO WITH RELIGION OMG!!!!

[communismkills]

This person who blocked me, @muslimpoc, is gong around comment on my photos that I look like a lizard.

Is anyone surprised a Muslim account is spreading the old “Jews are lizards” line?

[mathpuzzleoftheday]

To be fair, you are a vertebrate, so you share a phylum with lizards....