don't eat me

Kim Mingyu ↪ jjangnerd

[cicada-swarm]

so embarrassing to have a funny thought and unironically be like “this will do numbers on tumblr.com!” and oh boy! numbers is zero.

[matjeom]

any time I see a photo of an owl it looks genuinely surprised

[matjeom]

the way they try to look bigger and scary by standing up, but I just want to scoop them up and carry them home

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I understand WHY, ethically and practically, you can't just keep whatever animal you want as a pet, but I also think that I, personally, should be allowed to adopt a colossal squid

[matjeom]

I should make a list of things to do while in Japan but my brain is Jello

[niceinchnails]

🙅⚠️ DNI Ne'er-do-wells, Tomfools, and Other Sinister Folk

[matjeom]

I have seen videos of people thrift shopping for clothes and I never have that kind of success

[matjeom]

a few years have passed. I wonder what the count is up to now

[phleb0tomist]

i love the news. this is from a real article

[hungwy]

Let dogs and cats sniff… Just let them fhcnking sniff… They love it

[matjeom]

what is the last good movie you watched? I need ideas

[courttweekes]

i literally have no problem texting first as long as u make me feel like u actually wanna talk

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[matjeom]

carbonated drink has me feeling like a balloon. I think it's the fizzy lifting drink from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[matjeom]

I got audio from Mamma Mia stuck in my head that had to be from a tiktok I've already forgotten I watched

[matjeom]

bad thoughts from here on out. you've been warned

[matjeom]

I had something to say on here, but the thought left me like any good thought does