Third Eye videos

[hungwy]

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

[hungwy]

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

[hungwy]

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

[corvuscrew-deactivated20230509]

This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.

marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think

[hungwy]

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

[redsatinsheets]

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

[empty-left-deactivated20170928]

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

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tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier

[monitorlizardappreciator]

i cannot tell you how many times this EXACT situation has happened to me

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