[teioh]

[crystalxmethyd-deactivated20201]

Well.

[james-winston]

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

I’m so glad they aren’t around

[vitressence-deactivated20150307]

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Praise natural selection

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

[silvermoon424]

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

[sashayed]

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

[honey-andrevolution]

this is so relevant to my interests 

[siphersaysstuff]

It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.

We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.

[anneriawings]

DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING

AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN

AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES

IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH

[gallizfrey]

The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were.

[shabbytigers]

I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They haven’t found signs of its extinction

[king-of-the-edge]

scientists: “we haven’t seen a megalodon in quite some time now, let’s just hope it’s exstinct”

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals

[injuries-in-dust]

Who else wants to stick a saddle on the beetle and ride it across the land?

[lotrlocked]

Yo, I wonder if there were like a handful of these things left like 1,000 years ago when people were writing about sea monsters and dragons and shit because I can definitely see where they would have gotten that idea.

[speremint]

why am i allowed to draw

[mayorcurrry]

[pr1nceshawn]

Taking Public Transit: Day 1 vs Day 101.

[republicansareahategroup]

I don’t get the last one e.e

[museumnelson]

If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason

[aprillikesthings]

^^^^^ 

[stunningpicture]

Mushrooms blooming in the tree bark.

[ommanyte]

me and the girls

[retrogamingblog2]

[the-real-ted-cruz]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.

[ok-dingo]

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.

[kuvirametalbender]

I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

this is much worse in 2020

[peachesmendes-deactivated201903]

“don’t double text”

i will deadass send you ten messages in a row on completely different topics

[okay-see-you]

[wolfwars]

this is one of the cutest most fucking delightful things i’ve ever seen.

[iskierka]

[narukikukita]

Bear Back, 24 x 30 inches, Oil on Canvas, 2016

[bundibird]

Every now and then I’ll see a photo of something just a bit odd on my dash – like a photo of the back of a teddy bear’s head – and i wave it off as some unusual aesthetic that someone’s I to and go to scroll by

And then I see that the caption says something like “oil on canvas”

And I nearly crack my neck from the speed and force of the double take I immediately do

[railroadsoftware]

like this post if that you worked at Starbucks and Jared Leto came in for a coffee you’d act like you’d have no idea who he is because you think that it would really annoy him and that when you ask for his name to write on the cup he’d be like “it’s Jared Leto” and then you’d be like “I only need your first name” and then you write Jacob on the cup.

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

[rosecrystal]

*exfoliates and puts face mask on after a long day of being evil*